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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Hi there, I'm jon joe, and welcome to Choose Your Own Monkey's Paw Mafia. You get to make one wish to me through PMs when you sign up, in the following format: "I wish...", followed by what you want. If you don't have PMs please post your email and I'll contact you for your wish.

Your monkey's paw is slightly used, so you only get one wish. It could be anything; a rule everyone needs to follow, a role for yourself, a role for another player, ANYTHING! In appropriate monkey paw fashion, expect your wish to not go as expected.

Normal mafia rules apply (unless wished away). 48 hour days, 24 hour nights (unless wished otherwise). No lurking. This is a silly game so if you don't like silly games, I'm sorry.

Players:
  1. Absurd Revolver
  2. Anomalous Amalgam
  3. CapitalistPig
  4. dongsbot 9000
  5. flerp
  6. HiipFire
  7. imgay
  8. Infinitum
  9. Jimson
  10. Kashuno
  11. Kumbamontu
  12. MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
  13. Rurea
  14. tpink
  15. vector_to

Votefinder goes here::

Jon Joe fucked around with this message at 20:32 on May 16, 2016

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Jon Joe
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Jimson posted:

When do we make our wish?

Any time between signing up and before the game starts, because I can't start the game until everyone makes their wish. If you think of a different wish later before everyone has their wish in, it's fine to change it.

Jon Joe
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Kumbamontu posted:

Can I wish for the game to never start?

(this is a signup)

I wouldn't say no. :)

Jon Joe
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flerp posted:

also how many players are you looking for?

I'll just keep recruiting until interest dies down, probably until Wednesday, unless I have an overwhelming number of players by tomorrow.

Jon Joe
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Kashuno posted:

can I join?

I'm sorry but the wish of literally every single player so far has been "I wish Kashuno wasn't in the game!"

edit: This was a joke Kashuno.

Jon Joe fucked around with this message at 20:12 on May 16, 2016

Jon Joe
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Kumbamontu posted:

AA can actually have my spot my new wish is to not play I will just watch :)

There's enough room for both of you

Jon Joe
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Kumbamontu posted:

no i mean i'm just not gonna have time to play a game if this is actually going to be a mafia game at all

Not even if you send in a really silly wish?

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Absurd Revolver posted:

i really hope my wish comes true

Everyone's wish will come true.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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This actually looks like a good # of people so I guess all I'm waiting on now is for a few select individuals to send me their wish. If any of you want to change your wish, I suggest sooner rather than later. I'll keep sign-ups open until everyone gets their wish in, but anyone who signs up after this post should send in their wish ASAP or risk going wishless. Assuming all goes smooth I'll start creating roles once I get the last wish in and have them out tomorrow.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Alright, all wishes are in. Changing wishes is no longer allowed. Sign ups closed. Going to take me until tomorrow to figure out how all your bullshit wishes should be corrupted/fit together. I mean, I might finish tonight, but don't hold your breath.

Jon Joe
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Jimson posted:

Finish tonight or lose my respect.


Alsoooooooo open twilight/ start up period?

Yes post as much as you all want right now.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Unless you received a PM otherwise, your role is vanilla town.

Day 1 begins now. No wishes are working because of Jimson. Lynching Jimson will remove the effect of no wishes working. Lynch Jimson.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Jimson has been lynched!. Now everyone's wish can go through, yay! Instead of a night phase, I'm going to actually figure out for real how to put together this game. Game will resume day 2 after I get real roles out.

Jimson's wish:

Jimson posted:

I wish we are all vanilla town except Kashuno who is the only scum and every time he possts he has to say he is scum, also my wish is the only wish that goes through.

(For those with other meta-wishes, I resolved competing wishes the best I could in the order submitted.)

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Jimson posted:

:ghost: coulda just made me change my vote :(:ghost:

I gave you your wish. But I suppose I could see it fit to revive you with a different wish...if you can get a majority of living players to post ##revive Jimson before I get role PMs out for day 2.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Jimson returns from the dead. For how long? Probably not very.

Send me your new wish Jimson.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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it is now day 2!

the following universal rules are in effect:

every post must not contain any capital letters, periods, or question marks, or you'll be modkilled
this game takes place in a mirror world where everyone writes in reverse, but there are no rules against writing in reverse in this reverse world, so feel free to write in double reverse (normally)

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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i repeat:

jon joe posted:

it is now day 2!

the following universal rules are in effect:

every post must not contain any capital letters, periods, or question marks, or you'll be modkilled
this game takes place in a mirror world where everyone writes in reverse, but there are no rules against writing in reverse in this reverse world, so feel free to write in double reverse (normally)

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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jimson cant be voted

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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dongsbot 9000 posted:

Jon Joe, please make do the modkillful, thank you.

unfortunately, jimson is also immune to wishes

Jon Joe
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i'll ignore those of you who have broken your pr thinking the day was over or whatever

specifically im issuing warning to the following players:


HiipFire posted:

ja die rurea is echt een vijand van ons, normale dorpsbewoners.

##vote rurea
(read ur role pm very carefully, also you have a period)

Absurd Revolver posted:

Woo!

Slept through day 2 and I'm already a winner!


Anomalous Amalgam posted:

lol thia game really took off.


Rurea posted:

Well maybe tomorrow we can lynch actual scum.

oh and:

day 2 has ended in a no-lynch!

kumbamontu stops being a stump and can now be targeted by actions! maybe something good will happen if you do

24 hours of night, get all night actions in to me

Jon Joe fucked around with this message at 14:01 on May 17, 2016

Jon Joe
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CapitalistPig posted:

Well that is the second time the day has ended without me being able to get a single word in sheeeeiiiittt

It's not lurking if the day ends like before you can do anything

fair

also be very careful of those capital letters cpig, you also get a warning

Jon Joe
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Absurd Revolver posted:

like i got my wish but nothing interesting happened because of it

that's the power...of the monkeys paw! giving you your wish while perverting your intention!

Jon Joe
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Kumbamontu posted:

thank goodness exclamation marks are not outlawed!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:agreed:

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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not yet

Jon Joe
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HiipFire posted:

wow deze spelleider heeft echt helemaal geen ballen tussen zijn benen zitten

read ur role pm before i modkill u!

Jon Joe
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HiipFire posted:

wow deze spelleider heeft echt helemaal geen ballen tussen zijn benen zitten

also :fut:

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Kashuno posted:

modkill jimson please

sorry, he hasn't broken any rules

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Absurd Revolver posted:

yeah my wish got perverted but some people got interesting results from it

like actual actions and role post restrictions

i got what i wished for but the result was i can't do anything but vote so i might as well be vanilla town again

yep! that's exactly the point


Jimson posted:

Er ##smite Kashuno

its not day yet

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Absurd Revolver posted:

so the point is that everyone else gets something fun and interesting as a result but im just playing vanilla again

hey buddy i didn't make ur wish i just fulfilled it

but i can see your upset, so ill give you something special tomorrow

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Kashuno posted:

jimson has regularly broke the rules jj please modkill him

jimson is immune from wish-based rules

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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wait drat it i just realized the loophole of how hiipfire can be posting in dutch

drat it hiipfire you would have raked me over the coals if i'd modkilled you, too, since what you're doing is not, technically, against the rules!!!

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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tpink posted:

but can he by lynched though

no

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Jimson posted:

I am going to revert back to my previous role regarding Dongsbot 9000 please ignore my prior smite super god JJ

i already was

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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this night cannot end fast enough

Jon Joe
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Anomalous Amalgam posted:

twisted tamales this game is wacky

thank you for this post, i will treasure it forever

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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Kashuno posted:

please kill me I need to die

careful with the capital letter, have a warning

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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well maybe ill just lock the thread until day

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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During the night, Kumbamontu, 3rd party phoenix, died!

During the night, Absurd Revolver, mafia who doesn't know who his mafia buddies are and doesn't have access to the nightkill, also 3rd party lyncher to Rurea, died!

It is now day 3.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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kashuno if you continue to break the pr i'll modkill you and force you to perform the same role

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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

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oh you bastard

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