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OctoberBlues posted:I keep on getting raises at work even though I spend most of days shitposting on here. hosed up if true
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May 17, 2016 18:39
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Kuato posted:hosed up if true Well look who the loving cat dragged in
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May 17, 2016 18:40
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i pissed out of a 12th floor window once that was pretty aweseome
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May 17, 2016 18:41
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OctoberBlues posted:Well look who the loving cat dragged in Must be one big rear end cat to be able to drag me in IMO
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May 17, 2016 18:41
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i'm not from the US
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May 17, 2016 18:41
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I'm getting surgery in less than two hours :/
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May 17, 2016 18:43
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Anderron Shi posted:I'm getting surgery in less than two hours :/ May the forest be with you, friend
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May 17, 2016 18:44
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paul_soccer10 posted:i'm not from the US Windows 98 posted:Wait that's not a brag
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May 17, 2016 18:45
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I once negged the poo poo out of paul_soccer10 in a bragging thread
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MiracleWhale posted:I once negged the poo poo out of paul_soccer10 in a bragging thread 
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MiracleWhale posted:I once negged the poo poo out of paul_soccer10 in a bragging thread i know where u work please do not insult him ty
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May 17, 2016 18:49
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true story: last night I was talking to a girl and she was so proud of herself because she had been hitting the gym and stuff and was really got a beach body that she was proud of it and ready to show it off but was afraid because her giant cock was going to show through a tight swimsuit. That's what I call bragging.
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May 17, 2016 18:50
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4outof5 posted:true story: last night I was talking to a girl and she was so proud of herself because she had been hitting the gym and stuff and was really got a beach body that she was proud of it and ready to show it off but was afraid because her giant cock was going to show through a tight swimsuit. That's what I call bragging. 
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May 17, 2016 18:52
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4outof5 posted:true story: last night I was talking to a girl and she was so proud of herself because she had been hitting the gym and stuff and was really got a beach body that she was proud of it and ready to show it off but was afraid because her giant cock was going to show through a tight swimsuit. That's what I call bragging. I for one am impressed
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May 17, 2016 18:53
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I have pooped out the door/deck of 5 moving vehicles including an airborne helicopter
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May 17, 2016 18:54
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4outof5 posted:true story: last night I was talking to a girl and she was so proud of herself because she had been hitting the gym and stuff and was really got a beach body that she was proud of it and ready to show it off but was afraid because her giant cock was going to show through a tight swimsuit. That's what I call bragging. You sure you just weren't watching it's always sunny in philadelphia?
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May 17, 2016 18:55
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I started a job serving at a fancy chef owned Italian restaurant last night and they were practically pouring wine down my throat so I can sell it better.
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May 17, 2016 18:59
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Booblord Zagats posted:I have pooped out the door/deck of 5 moving vehicles including an airborne helicopter but have u shown ppl ur penis/presented ur vagina to goons/redditors at the park like wikikathy dreams of because i think a couple billion ppl have seen my penis and my nut sack online already and it is a very therapeutic activity to flash large groups of "ppl"at the park irl imo
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May 17, 2016 19:03
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I was born on Friday the 13th.
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May 17, 2016 19:05
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A girl's leg brushed against my knee on the train today 
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I am power top.
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May 17, 2016 19:09
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there was only a tiny bit of blood in my stool today
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May 17, 2016 19:13
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I pooped into a burning campfire once. Admittedly not as cool as Booblord Zagats but it's my little brag. Oh there was the one time I was able to successfully talk my way out of a speeding ticket while drunk off my rear end.
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May 17, 2016 19:22
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shoulda got a molecule man shirt
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May 17, 2016 19:23
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at a music festival I had hardcore gas from drinking and eating fast food for three days, so I let one rip while surrounded by not too many people an entire row of people, like 10 all in all, actually retched and commented on that fart they never knew it was me, it's still my proudshamest moment ever
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May 17, 2016 19:26
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Surgery in an hour.
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May 17, 2016 19:29
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I shot a real arrow at Fernando Rodney and killed him.
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May 17, 2016 19:29
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I haven't poo poo my pants toda....GOD drat IT!
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May 17, 2016 19:30
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dad gay. so what posted:shoulda got a molecule man shirt 
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May 17, 2016 19:34
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Surgery in 30 minutes.
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May 17, 2016 19:59
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Anderron Shi posted:Surgery in 30 minutes. good luck dude
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May 17, 2016 20:00
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I am not only the best person in the world, but the best person who has ever existed. Do you understand what I am saying to you? THE! BEST! EXCLAMATION POINT!
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May 17, 2016 20:01
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I hope my mom takes me to Wendy's on the way home and maybe even stop for a red bull. I haven't eaten or drank anything since yesterday per the doctor's orders. I have the worst caffeine headache at the moment.
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May 17, 2016 20:02
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Good luck with the surgery!
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May 17, 2016 20:03
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I fought and killed several vicious birds on my way home from work
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May 17, 2016 20:04
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Anderron Shi posted:Surgery in 30 minutes. Hi, your doctor here. Me and the nurse are gonna take turns fondling you during the operation. Just a FYI. (No really, good luck)
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Archer666 posted:Hi, your doctor here. Me and the nurse are gonna take turns fondling you during the operation. Just a FYI. It's actually a surgery on my dick (cystoscopy) so I believe you.
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May 17, 2016 20:08
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I ordered my first vaporizer today http://www.vapir.com/no2
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Volume posted:I ordered my first vaporizer today I know it is healthier or whatever but the electro-dick is way less attractive than a cigarette.
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