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Argentina has no special events or flavor until the very end of the game where you get a popup asking "ACCEPT NAZIS, YES/DOUBLE YES?"
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May 22, 2016 05:47
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My first game will be as Italy and see if my failures match or exceed Mussolini's.
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May 22, 2016 21:51
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Forget Dresden, I'm torching the entirety of southern Germany to ensure a clean slate for my commutes to thrive for a few years and then kill each other over grain.
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May 23, 2016 20:53
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You're adorable little cannons on wheels will be useless in the face of Maxter Gundam punching Berlin to death.
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May 25, 2016 23:11
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When will Paradox do a dev diary on the COBRA Unit mechanics and how the Boss being pregnant at D-Day only made the Nazis die faster.
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May 26, 2016 04:31
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PleasingFungus posted:
huh, so that's where landmasters come from
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May 26, 2016 23:08
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Maybe Rommel-worship will stop when SHAH WALI loving KHAN rips his little book in half.
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May 28, 2016 19:20
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I want to play as Kim Il-sung liberating the Korean people from the barbaric yoke of the Japanese devils.
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May 29, 2016 04:20
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Where are my circa-Windows 95 UI spreadsheets that tell me how many times John Q. Nazi took a poo poo on May 14, 1944 while serving in Luxembourg?
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Jun 1, 2016 21:58
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Strategy game AI incredibly incompetent, more at 11.
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Jun 3, 2016 19:31
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Traxis posted:Shenryyr staged a fascist coup in Australia and the result was 'Empire of the Platypus' Just pre-ordered now.
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Jun 3, 2016 21:00
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Pop and Loch Nessy posted:No one is talking about the important issues- like how many of us are creating our own swastika mod Imagine a platypus wearing a swastika, forever.
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Jun 3, 2016 21:40
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HoI4 coming with Mussolini AI applied to the entire world.
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Jun 3, 2016 21:43
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Stairmaster posted:I opened up a communist finland stream and I'm the Kuomintang troops chilling at the Black Sea.
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Jun 3, 2016 22:55
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Stairmaster posted:I just saw a stream where germany uk and facist usa teamed up to defeat hungary in 1939.
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Jun 4, 2016 02:20
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Drone posted:While I'm glad they localized country names based on government type, there are a lot that look pretty ridiculous. This is actually amazing and better than any normal-rear end localization. EDIT: Red Beaver Commune
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Jun 4, 2016 13:03
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Schizotek posted:I was disappointed to see that the American fascists are the Silver Shirts instead of Father Coughlin. Until I noticed that he was the advisor you took to encourage a fascist coup. Well done Paradox. Silver Legion were still nobodies who never got even a whiff of widespread popularity even among the "burn the Jews, gently caress democracy" crowd, but you got Coughlin at least. The Klan? Take advice from a
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Jun 5, 2016 03:48
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sudo rm -rf posted:Communist/Fascist Endonym names are almost done for Europe. Fascist Bulgaria should be called Great New Bulgaria, ty.
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Jun 5, 2016 21:28
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FDR's America has more problems on it's hands in 1936 than Central America killing itself.
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Jun 5, 2016 22:27
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90% of South America is ruled by one mustachioed man who keeps up the ruse by wearing a different suit. It's awesome.
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Jun 6, 2016 06:18
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A lot of Vicky flags a reused, meaning that the Great Crab of Latvia lives again.
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Jun 6, 2016 17:36
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Ofaloaf posted:Paralyzed with indecision over who to play, I elected to run an observer game with historical focuses off, just to see what would happen. You have to forgive Marshall Petain, poor guy barely knows where he is half the time. He still thinks that America is run by "that Wilson boy".
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Jun 6, 2016 18:17
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RagnarokAngel posted:I saw a loading screen with Roosevelt and Churchill planning war strategy with Hitler The Fuhrer would never associate with a man in a wheelchair, give me my refund.
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Jun 6, 2016 18:53
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So I played my first game as South Africa, wanted to see what would happen if I went fascist. I'm not sure what I was expecting.
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Jun 6, 2016 20:57
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The Soviet Union has determined that the Nazis can wait, Turkey must be burned to the ground. Actually a smart plan because I was going to flip them fascist to spear at the Caucasus.
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Jun 7, 2016 03:05
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Koesj posted:Okay what's really stupid is South African forces marching straight across the whole continent to cut me off vertically in Egypt Brave Boers, making the Greatest Trek, clearing the land for the True and Righteous settlers.
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Jun 7, 2016 03:30
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TehKeen posted:There's also a "New Soviet Man" or some such that gives the USSR Kamikazes. THE MAN WITH THE GUNS SHOOTS, THE MAN WITHOUT THE GUNS SITS IN THE BACK SEAT. WHEN THE MAN WITH THE GUNS IS KILLED, THE MAN WITHOUT GUNS CRASHES THE PLANE.
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Jun 7, 2016 03:50
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The Democratic Republic of Tibet had a peaceful transition from feudal theocratic weirdness to democratic theocratic weirdness. To celebrate, we decided to lend-lease Chiang Kai-Shek all the fuckin' Infantry Equipment he'd ever need. Then we said why not and joined the war against the Japanese Devils and the Lama Mountaineers single-handedly liberated Shandong and Nanjing. Bonus, we're making Kai-Shek's heart grow a few sizes by covertly increasing support for Democracy. Meanwhile, those hippies in the Spanish Republic kicked Franco's rear end, but then got their poo poo kicked in by Vichy France once the real war broke out. Hitler now owns all of western Africa. Also, Amelia Earhart survived.
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Jun 7, 2016 08:26
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slavatuvs posted:Uh this is problematic pdox... Look over in Asia sometime. The only minors with unique leaders are Tibet (who has an incredibly depressed Reting Rinpoche) and Siam. Everything else is just a pensive looking B.D. Wong.
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Jun 7, 2016 18:13
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I didn't expect Eoin O'Duffy to have his own portrait when I birthed Nationalist Ireland to piss of the UK.
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Jun 7, 2016 18:17
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Drone posted:The in-game music is absolutely fantastic (<3 Andreas Waldetoft) I want to know the names of the pseudo-wartime music.
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Jun 7, 2016 18:24
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I've noticed that Romania gets its lunch money taken from it frequently. They've lost northern Transylvania to Hungary and that slice of land they have south of the Danube to Bulgaria. Then either the Soviets eat them alive or turn them into Commie Romania.
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Jun 7, 2016 18:58
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I would be completely happy with the only updates to this game being ones where new portraits are added. Except for South America, which needs to be ruled by the same mysterious used car salesman.
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Jun 9, 2016 23:10
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If it was sold in China legitimately, poor neutral Tibet would not be a thing.
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Jun 9, 2016 23:32
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Tuskin38 posted:The PRC gets upset if China isn't depicted as united in media. Li Zongren was a loyal member of the Communist party and one of Mao's personal friends, how dare you insinuate that he was a despotic warlord over southern China.
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Jun 9, 2016 23:37
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I'm having a fun time looking at the in-game portraits and comparing the first results in GIS. Ataturk's looks genuinely like a colorization of a really old photo and it's sort of unsettling how pink his cheeks are.
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Jun 10, 2016 21:36
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I think Argentina is the only country who has a possible woman leader - Fanny Edelman/Jacoviks if you switch to commie. Curious.
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Jun 10, 2016 21:41
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Mister Adequate posted:Playing a game as Revolutionary Argentina where I'm intending to unite the whole continent under the red flag. First point of note; the leader is Fanny Jabcovsky http://www.albavolunteer.org/2011/12/queen-of-the-machine-gun-fanny-schoonheyt-dutch-miliciana/ They use the exact same picture in the article, too.
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Jun 10, 2016 21:46
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She also has her own portrait, interestingly, perhaps precisely because she's the only woman leader?
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If there a way to put a Neutral party in power? I want to see a South Africa run by the ANC fifty years early.
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