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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Can't Jeff the Teff!

:synpa: :krakentoot::can: :teff:

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Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

looks kinda like red tea to me i dunno what the heck it is tho somebody google it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Can't Jeff the Teff!

:synpa: :krakentoot::can: :teff:

nice work forum buddy

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
ive studied the image further and it seems to be high in calcium

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Domesticated by the seminomadic tribes of the Ethiopian steppes, Teff is THE Ancient Grain of Grains, Isaac, so make sure your Demon Lore stat is high enough before you eat any!!!

e: thanks buddy

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Domesticated by the seminomadic tribes of the Ethiopian steppes, Teff is THE Ancient Grain of Grains, Isaac, so make sure your Demon Lore stat is high enough before you eat any!!!

sup dwag

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Not much just makin' sure Isaac goes on a safe grain-vision quest with Teff before he goes off sowing his wild oats.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Not much just makin' sure Isaac goes on a safe grain-vision quest with Teff before he goes off sowing his wild oats.

i wonder if erowid has any info on "Teff"

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Fart Puzzle posted:

looks kinda like red tea to me i dunno what the heck it is tho somebody google it

It's some kinda weird rice poo poo

They have it on the menu in Ethiopian restaurants sometimes

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

It's some kinda weird rice poo poo

They have it on the menu in Ethiopian restaurants sometimes

I thought the menu must have just had red cross ration packs hahaha

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
today i saw teff and i said to my co-worker robert "did you know we sell teff now?" and he said "no what is it" and i said "I dont know"

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
i went to this Jamacian place and there were 2 dishes, jerk chicken $15 and vegetarian $10

there were rolling papers near the cash register, people were walking out because theyd been there 30minutes without getting served, the menu was litterally the chalkboard that they eventually brought to show the two dishes.

The jerk chicken was 3 chicken wings with a cup of rice and kidney beans and some vegatables in gravy. The vegetarian was the same thing without the chicken wings

Im just thinking its in the part of town where it could probably have been some art thing

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

I thought the menu must have just had red cross ration packs hahaha

It's like Indian food but you eat it by grabbing gobs of curry kinda stuff with a thin slightly sour pancake

Ethiopia also has a rep for having Adidas Africa's most beautiful ladies.

Addis Ababa reportedly has huge dance halls with travelers to Ethiopia seeking out the women putting themselves up for sale there

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I went to a Jamaican place in Brooklyn that was doing cracking high volume business out of their steam tables, you paid by weight at the front and then they gave you a plastic fork and you ate. Everything in there smelled of decaying human flesh. Then I realized what was actually going on was that I had just spent eight hours in the Brooklyn morgue helping the medical examiner do autopsies by shuttling the organs of the dead from their bodies to the scales and back in my gloved hands.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

I went to a Jamaican place in Brooklyn that was doing cracking high volume business out of their steam tables, you paid by weight at the front and then they gave you a plastic fork and you ate. Everything in there smelled of decaying human flesh. Then I realized what was actually going on was that I had just spent eight hours in the Brooklyn morgue helping the medical examiner do autopsies by shuttling the organs of the dead from their bodies to the scales and back in my gloved hands.

That'll definitely do it to ya

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
The bodies do not smell that bad until they zipper open the guts

The guts of dead men stink

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

The bodies do not smell that bad until they zipper open the guts

The guts of dead men stink

ive cut up herbivores and thats a bad smell. definitely on the top 2 bad smells. I bet humans are pretty bad.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Sheep-Goats posted:

I went to a Jamaican place in Brooklyn that was doing cracking high volume business out of their steam tables, you paid by weight at the front and then they gave you a plastic fork and you ate. Everything in there smelled of decaying human flesh. Then I realized what was actually going on was that I had just spent eight hours in the Brooklyn morgue helping the medical examiner do autopsies by shuttling the organs of the dead from their bodies to the scales and back in my gloved hands.

weird you hadn't had plenty to eat before you got to the restaurant

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Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
Teff is a lovegrass.

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