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Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
https://streamable.com/9cok









Today (May 19th) is KANE day. KANE is the greatest wrestler of all time.

Share your favorite KANES and KANE stories

http://youtu.be/czb5R_7fseE

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I feel like this should be a national holiday. Everyone should get the day off to hide in fear of Kane DRAGGING YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

a fitting jam for this party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2O-JOXG_I

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

that fake kane is abysmal

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ty1990 posted:

that fake kane is abysmal

Luke Gallows has gotten enough criticism this month

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
Where's Kane?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

ThePariah posted:

Where's Kane?

Join the conversation on social media using the hashtag #ThereIsKane

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




My favourite Kane is the Christmas Creature.

What's your favourite Kane, goons?

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Junpei Hyde posted:

My favourite Kane is the Christmas Creature.

What's your favourite Kane, goons?

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
RIP Kane you locked Paul Bearer in a freezer.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

The pop for that is incredible and I was SUCH a DX/Kane mark back then that on Wrestemania 2000 on the N64 I made a Kane with green and black attire because I was so sure. :smith:

That was the moment I began to hate X-Pac. :mad:

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Bring Back Slow Chemical

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

KANE



KANE



KANE



KANE



KANE





I got to meet KANE at a book signing for Journey Into Darkness. KANE is a great man. God bless KANE.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

[In tune of fallout 4 song] Kane, Kane!

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
Kane was in the best long-term WWE feud of last year (aside from Kevin Owens vs. Everyone), please push Kane

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

ThePariah posted:

Where's Kane?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWuqFnbLLGE

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I liked dual personality Kane, even if it was done so transparently as to be pointless!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Golden Bee posted:

I liked dual personality Kane, even if it was done so transparently as to be pointless!

The fact that it was so transparent was the joke.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkFsZHe_NGY



Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Sticky Nate posted:

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
KANE is good, and I am glad we have a day to celebrate him every year.

I propose we have a Kane Week instead of just a Kane Day, though.

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
Kane is not on Smackdown tonight and it's loving BULLSHIT and I'M MAD

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
I started watching in the summer of '07 and Kane was literally the first wrestler I ever marked out for. I didn't know poo poo about workrate, I watched infrequently enough that I couldn't really judge the quality of long-term storylines, but I knew that this scarred bald giant who shot fire was the coolest guy around

He went to the top rope and did a sick combat roll after hitting his diving lariat, so every time a big man had a match where they didn't go to the top rope or they just did a shoulder block or a splash or whatever, that was further proof that they were lame and that Kane was the best big man in the business

He was my favorite wrestler. Sylvain Grenier was my second favorite wrestler because he jumped really high for the chokeslam when Kane squashed him on a random Smackdown, and I appreciated him doing Kane a solid by making his finish look so strong

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Keg
Sep 22, 2014

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

That's gotta be kane!

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

reignofevil posted:

That's gotta be kane!

Kane-Onee-sama~

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

It's spelled Kañe actually

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

kidcoelacanth posted:

It's spelled Kañe actually

Kane is a face, Kanye is a heel.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Junpei Hyde posted:

My favourite Kane is the Christmas Creature.

What's your favourite Kane, goons?

KANE

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Kane is the tag team champions.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I am like really uncomfortable right now




In the testicle









Singular

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Noone truly understands the power of a suntanned taint like Kane.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

ALL ABOARD THE KANE TRAIN

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Well, friends, KANE day is over. Please don't think about KANE until next year

Here is a picture that isn't KANE to take your mind off KANE



Please think about this instead

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Blast Fantasto posted:




Please think about this instead

Ain't he great?? :allears:

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



NOT Kane.

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