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I like my shorts to be flat and barely halfway down my thigh so my balls flop out
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i never buy shorts i only cut my old jeans into them above the knee though
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May 19, 2016 22:13
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Captain Yossarian posted:I like my shorts to be flat and barely halfway down my thigh so my balls flop out this a good pair of shorts should ride tight and be almost indistinguishable from bikini briefs
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May 19, 2016 22:14
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good shorts = anything magnum p.i. wore or the short shorts that nba players wore in the 70s and 80s
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May 19, 2016 22:15
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why do people wear such horrible trainers all the time
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May 19, 2016 22:16
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Luvcow posted:good shorts = anything magnum p.i. wore or the short shorts that nba players wore in the 70s and 80s Going up for a layup and my sweaty dick and balls are just flopping out there
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May 19, 2016 22:20
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Luvcow posted:good shorts = anything magnum p.i. wore or the short shorts that nba players wore in the 70s and 80s Seriously, guys look great in those, especially is they have the open seam on the sides of the legs. Not even kidding, they look fantastic and have never made a comeback.
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May 19, 2016 22:34
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Captain Yossarian posted:Going up for a layup and my sweaty dick and balls are just flopping out there back in the day a man could let his sweaty balls drag across a defenders face as he dunked over him criscodisco posted:Seriously, guys look great in those, especially is they have the open seam on the sides of the legs. Not even kidding, they look fantastic and have never made a comeback. agreed
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May 19, 2016 22:54
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I always call them culottes, even the supposedly athletic versions, but I'm a girl* and had to wear culottes back in the days of yore. Speaking of sex differences, why do guys think they aren't supposed to wear undies with their shorts? Girls wear undies with shorts. *Shut up. Guys get all the single-syllable names, so even my 62-yr-old friend calls her age-mates girls.
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May 19, 2016 23:08
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:*Shut up. Guys get all the single-syllable names, so even my 62-yr-old friend calls her age-mates girls. Chicks Also, lots of guys are embarassed about the way their knees look? I dunno, I got over caring about how long my shorts were in high school
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May 19, 2016 23:14
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wish i could wrap my hands around op's neck and strangle him
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May 19, 2016 23:14
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Speleothing posted:Chicks Its more of a chubby guy with skinny little legs thing I think. Maybe 
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May 19, 2016 23:20
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There was a kid in our middle school a few years ago who was short to start with and wore long JNCO-style shorts every day (with WWE or ICP shirts) and one of my coworkers coined the term "gangster capris" one day during lunch duty. The kid is back out of jail and I saw him walking around town in big shorts but he grew at some point and while they still look ridiculous, they're not quite as ridiculous.
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May 19, 2016 23:21
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i roll my already fairly shorts up like some piece of poo poo euro trash german tourist also they are like trouser shorts, non-pleated obviously
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May 19, 2016 23:24
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May 19, 2016 23:27
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im like that guy right down to the loafers (but without socks) and also probably a nicer shirt and a plain black baseball cap and also im thin and buff and probably also holding a beer
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May 19, 2016 23:27
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this is my aesthetic 
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May 19, 2016 23:30
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well see he doesnt want his feet to sweat
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May 19, 2016 23:33
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lol at an adult male wearing shorts while not being on a literal beach
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May 19, 2016 23:35
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jarofpiss posted:lol at an adult male wearing shorts while not being on a literal beach Yes. Lol if you leave the house wearing less than a 3 piece suit 
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May 19, 2016 23:40
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Yes. Lol if you leave the house wearing less than a 3 piece suit sorry forgot to mention if you are playing basketball or soccer you can wear shorts and not look like a loving retard manchild
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May 19, 2016 23:44
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When it's summertime and nice out, it's the dudes walking around in jeans who look stupid.
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May 20, 2016 00:00
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The only CAPRIS I want are CAPRI SUNS
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May 20, 2016 00:07
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well some ppl i kno still wear those to carry their dab rig and blowtorch when in public aside from that idk
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May 20, 2016 00:09
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Mange Mite posted:Actually the current fashion in suits is super cropped pants tht show your socks even while standing oh, good. i thought my clothes just fit poorly, but nope, just had to wait for that ol' fashion train to come around my way
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May 20, 2016 00:40
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jarofpiss posted:lol at an adult male wearing shorts while not being on a literal beach opinions of a disgusting goon with a disgusting body that should be covered up as much as possible at all times.
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May 20, 2016 00:42
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:I always call them culottes, even the supposedly athletic versions, but I'm a girl* and had to wear culottes back in the days of yore. I rarely wear underwear except with thin linen slacks, but yeah, I wear undies with shorts. I didn't know it was a thing to not do so. Also I agree that girls should be ok being called girls. I usually call them "slits" but I would use "girls" if I were at a fancy dinner party or the white house.
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May 20, 2016 00:44
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I can't wear some varieties of short due to my ginormous wang
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May 20, 2016 00:45
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posters itt
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May 20, 2016 02:25
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jarofpiss posted:posters itt
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May 20, 2016 02:28
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im always naked and usually getting blown, so I can't answer your question op.
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May 20, 2016 02:29
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lol if you don't wear Dickies work shorts like 24/7. they cost $16.99 and they never wear out. if you wear something else on your legs (except jeans when it's cold) you are throwing your money away
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May 20, 2016 02:34
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May 20, 2016 02:34
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everyone itt work for ups i guess?
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May 20, 2016 02:35
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or are you rhodesian colonialist fighters?
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May 20, 2016 02:36
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its called playing with proportions, op
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May 20, 2016 02:37
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Seriously if you're a lard rear end then shorts will always be the worst looking option for you.
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May 20, 2016 02:41
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City of Tampa posted:lol if you don't wear Dickies work shorts like 24/7. I have an office and a desk and don't work on an assembly line so I don't dress like a loser who only ever got a good grade in shop class.
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May 20, 2016 02:44
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:I have an office and a desk and don't work on an assembly line so I don't dress like a loser who only ever got a good grade in shop class. drat an office AND a desk??
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listen up fuckboys, i've got an office with a door that i can walk through and some lights on the ceiling
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