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MG3
Mar 29, 2016

GulagDolls posted:

##vote absurd revolver

jon joe died for this

What'd he do?

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MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Absurd Revolver posted:

i was the winner of bracketfest 2016

I hope I shouldn't know what this is. I don't know what this is.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Absurd Revolver posted:

are you serious

##vote MG3

lynch all lurkers

Lol a lurker lynch day 2 is less than productive. . .

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

GulagDolls posted:

im an illiterate peasant and even i read the brackets

I'm also illterate but unlike you i didnt read the brackets.

I also didnt participate in march madness.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

imgay posted:

only scum would feel shame

a universal truth

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

imgay posted:

I got a good idea for a dragon ball episode. While Goku is trying to use instant tranmission to teleport home from the grocery store, he is struck by lightning and is teleported to 1920 where it turns out Hitler was this smoking hot anime girl. Hitler getting picked on at school by all the jewish girls and is crying in a closet when goku suddenly teleports there. Goku comforts Hitler and confornt the bullies. Now Hitler wants goku's dick but goku tells hitler that he has chichi and won't betray her. Now goku flys around stumped how he got stuck in the past and remembers the lightning strike. Aya caramba hows goku gonna get back. Then he remembers that bulmba made a time machine for trunks so goku finds bulmas great grandmother. shockingly, bulmas great grandmother is Hitler and then it ends with to be continued.

Wow this is amazing storytelling

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Let's take pmom out he's reacted awkwardly to my suspicion

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

You made your own wine?

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Mayor Glowku posted:

Yeah a poo poo ton of it.

Awesome! What kind?

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

That sounds delicious

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Hey pmom that's not nice to call me worthless. I've voted because you don't know if you're scum or not.

Also gulag quitting reads as a scum ploy to stop posting any content.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

GulagDolls posted:

rephrase that in the form of a sentence

In the form of a sentence, that

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

GulagDolls posted:

##vote mg3

are you trying to pretend like you caught me somehow there?

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Pinterest Mom posted:

Hey Magnus, why did you vote for me

To see how you'd react.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Pinterest Mom posted:

I'm going to amend my previous statement: i, in fact, am aware of my alignment

In that case, ##unvote

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

I remember thinking that AR was scummy yesterday, lemme re-read him.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Absurd Revolver posted:

i wish someone would join our guild who knew how to make a fire, and not almost burn the town down

bad for our rep :(

Interesting that the minute I mention your name you show up in thread.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

JakeP posted:

rarity and pmom are the types to not NK a lurker in a lurky game, im fine with either of them

What do you think of AR?

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

jon joe posted:



Match Overviews
Absurd Revolver vs vector_to
A big contention right off the bat! We have a hedgemaster vs a lurker! It's amazing that vector_to even showed up the match!
Let's see the highlight shot of the match, made by Absurd Revolver:

Woah! A powerful hypocritical hedge, a three pointer! No substance, just weak spite against our incredibly amazing and beautiful referee, jon joe!
Meanwhile, vector_to was knocked out despite lurking due to overuse of this tactic. It look like he's lurking in every game, folks! Easy victory to AR!

PMom vs Azuth0667
Two lurkers, folks. The main difference here is Azuth is pulling the strong move of "no opinions so far"! And "confusion post!" Woah!
PMom is absolutely slaughtered by these moves, having only a weak showing of low-reasoning votes!
Azuth0667 takes it!

JakeP vs GulagDolls
How did GulagDolls even get to the playoffs? Dude's so town it hurts. This is due to his signature playstyle of fun jokes combined with scumhunting through calling people out on their bullshit.
JakeP is pretty town to, what with strong opinions and contributions, but he's a lot less likable. His only saving grace is his total misrepresentation and hatred of lumpenlists.
Wait, a surprise move?!

He's not going to vote jon joe anymore despite not giving a reason! Could he really be just blowing smoke? The audience loves smoke!
JakeP wins by not being GulagDolls!

imgay vs MG3
imgay is content-less, but pretty consistent with his town meta, while MG3 is just content-less.
imgay is gay!
Wow, MG3 not even lurking, but I've seen lurkers with more content than him!
It's a toughie, folks, but the audience likes the cut of MG3's low content and high post count! It's a new lurking strategy! A win for MG3!

Shadow0 vs Rarity
Is Shadow0 just a copy-cat of MG3? It's the exact same strategy, except he has a vote!
That vote makes it all, folks! It's one thing to have many posts and no content, it's another to bandwagon, too, then go back to no content!
Rarity has just been lying down on the floor the entire game. Is she okay? Medics? MEDICS?!
Shadow0 wins through strong play AND an opponent who can't play anymore.

Mayor Glowku vs Anomalous Amalgam
The last match of the round, gentle audience. We have the popular lurker strategy from Mayor Glowku, plus a no-content vote, vs Anonymous Amalgam.
Woah a series of strong scum plays from Anonymous Amalgam!
Wait, instant replay!
It looks like AA has a lot of townie content in addition to his scummy posts! Will this hurt his chances?
No!
It's a good thing we keep posts saved, though, so our incredible judge can look at them with a more objective eye. AA may make it through this round on the back of some suspicious timings and hedges, but his town-like legitimacy might be his downfall in a future round!
AA wins, but loses many fans!

Round 2 incoming!

This is an amazing post, I'm sad that JJ is dead now.


AR had major beef with JJ early. I'm thinking he had reason to kill JJ

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Pinterest Mom posted:

I wouldn't be. I'd have killed town vector.

What the heck is the town vector?

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Pinterest Mom posted:

i would have killed forums poster vector, who has 5 posts, if they were town.

(and killing them is such an obvious pro-game move that it's making me think they're likely to be scum - keeping vector is super rude on the part of the scum team otherwise.)

Oh lol I forgot there was a player in this game named Vector. I thought I missed something like a town role named the "vector"

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Its weird that your post seemed so sure that vector was town.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Having re-read ARs history a couple times, I don't think he is scum.

I'm about to re-read AA because I really feel like I felt like someone with A in their name was scum yesterday.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Yeah I think you're still scummy. Like I said lumpen lists mimic scum hunting. They feign opinion and that makes you look worse than AR, lurker vector and an mia Rarity imo. The more you post, the more I am pinged because outside of your tunneling on AR, who has admittedly made some awkward posts and convictionless votes, you your self seem to have little conviction and turn your cases into fill in the blank questionnaires for players to respond to instead of actually building a case on your own merit.

Like I said, your vote on Rarity was opportunistic, your casing is shallow and lumpen lists are easy ways to pretend like you actually have opinions.

##vote Jon joe

You want my vote baby, you got it. ;)

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

You're scum or incredibly obtuse. I had an opinion on your vote when town was pushing lurker lynch but you neatly omit that.

I've got way more content than you in my joke posts than you do in all your rebuttals and lists. You're fake man, and the reason why is....

You're scum. Not even the scum mvp.



Not a big fan of these two posts by AA

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Shadow0 posted:

Was it ShAdow0? :0
Ok, sleep for real now.
Good luck, guys! :sleep: <- pretend that's a real emote

Nah you didn't ping me yesterday.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Is deadline today, is that why people are bandwagoning rarity?

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Deadlines a day away, lemme re-read rarity and see if I can add to this bandwagon in good faith.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Pinterest Mom posted:

there's no reason to put someone at -1 24 hours away from deadline :colbert:

well if they're scum then theres no reason to prolong the day.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Rarity posted:

Mags was a lurker vote but he's started posting today which negates my reason for voting him. On the other hand your justification for voting him was weak and I think comes from bad intentions. It's not that difficult to understand.

Rarity posted:

The problem is "This is a band bad vote I'm sticking where I'm at" is not a persuasive enough statement to stop a bandwagon.The sheer act of putting a vote down forces people to pay attention and not just skim past your post. Yeah, I suppose I'm trusting someone else's reads there which is not generally good play but I'm feeling good about JJ so based on my vibes so far I feel lynching Mags gives us a better shot of hitting scum than lynching Azuth

##vote rarity

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

##unvote

I agree we don't need to hammer someone with a full day of time left, even if Rarity is scummy as heck.

What else are we going to do. I am an American. We enjoy instant gratification of our desires. REVOTE.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

I hope Vector is ok. I think they have gone MIA from the forums altogether.

Good luck mate.

As far as who is scum and not scum.

Glowku, Rarity, and MG3 are pinging me the most.

I really don't like MG3's "catching up" to make a vote while calling people out and not really actually building a case rather than making a couple quotes. Seems feigned IMO and I feel like the vote on Rarity just now is maybe a buss for cred given that she was at -2.

Glowku has almost no content at all. Their posts are bereft of anything but a few shady votes.

Do you not see the way that she's changed her impetus for voting me on D1? That's scummy.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

I hope Vector is ok. I think they have gone MIA from the forums altogether.

Good luck mate.

As far as who is scum and not scum.

Glowku, Rarity, and MG3 are pinging me the most.

I really don't like MG3's "catching up" to make a vote while calling people out and not really actually building a case rather than making a couple quotes. Seems feigned IMO and I feel like the vote on Rarity just now is maybe a buss for cred given that she was at -2.

Glowku has almost no content at all. Their posts are bereft of anything but a few shady votes.

Also how can you believe I'm bussing rarity when she was all over me on D1 trying to get me lynched at the end of the day.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Absurd Revolver posted:

yeah if we're gonna lynch rarity for lurking, we have some much more terrible candidates

i mean scum ain't gonna do it for us, and at this rate it's just gonna be a bunch of lurkers not posting while getting slowly picked off

I'm not voting her for lurking, I don't know about the other votes. This is going to be about my level of participation in this game. I work 8-6 EST, so I won't be able to post during that time.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Absurd Revolver posted:

yeah i know why you're voting for her, and it's not a bad case, but several others did so on the impetus of lurker lynching, and jeeze we could just put vector out of his misery if you want that

Oh, yeah. Lurker lynching is always lame.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Just like dial up runescape, replies from the server take forever

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Wait, AA are you Stunt?

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MG3
Mar 29, 2016


Nevermind, I thought you might have changed your name from "stuntastic" to "Anomalous Amalgam" because I had this weird deja vu on your avatar and for some reason associated it with the User stuntastic who used to play mafia like 4 years ago.

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