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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Sure thing boss.

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Hello my fellow mafia players, it is the capitalist pig, objectively the best mafia player.

Let us begin with the most holy and sacred rolling start.

##vote tpink

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

vector_to posted:

Seems forced, no youtube link, 2/10

##vote cpig

No the next person does the video you failure.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

vector_to posted:

I'll believe you when I hear it.

Well, the next person has to do it for this to be a thing.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

##unvote

guys I was kidding, it's jokephase.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Absurd Revolver posted:

this is a dumb reason to vote for someone

##vote Concerned Citizen

##vote AR

Lets keep this chain goin'

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Absurd Revolver posted:

im sorry I mislynched you in the other game

Don't talk about ongoing games.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.


This reply could only have been scummier if you used eyeroll.

##vote tpink

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

TMMadman posted:


I don't know what CPig is doing with his tpink vote. It feels like he's mocking me with his reasoning. I could probably vote for him.


lol what?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

TMMadman posted:

Well I said Rarity using ~ was scummy but adding * made it extra scummy and then you said tpink using was scummy and could have only been scummier if he had added

No man this is an established mafia thing. Emotes are scummy, especially jerkbag and eyeroll.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.


I'm not kidding.

Don't you guys know anything about mafia?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

TMMadman posted:

And using ~ is established as scummy.

Not true, using ~ is established as yuming.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

tpink posted:

Apparently not? (This is like my 3rd or 4th game.)



I will chalk it up to a newbie mistake.

#unvote

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

tpink posted:

And I can't tell if cpig is being sarcastic or not.

deadly serious. jerkbag and eyeroll are the scummiest of smilies.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

TMMadman posted:

I disagree. is the scummiest of smilies. Followed by

You know nothing TMMadman.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

tpink posted:

Holy poo poo, guys, my head is spinning.

Stop drinking.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

TMMadman posted:

When are you going to learn that I know everything?

Apparently not everything.

especially pop culture references.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

flerp posted:

~~~~~********~~~~


The smilies say scum, the tildes say yuming.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I'm not goong to around in 30 minutes.

But here is this.

##vote rarity

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

My mama told me I should do this.

It's how I do all my mafia votes, I ask my mom who I should vote for.

##vote dongsbot

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Concerned Citizen posted:

why is everyone jumping on dongs so quickly?

lol

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

dongsbot 9000 posted:

i hope i get lynched again so i can continue to berate ar's complete garbage-rear end play in every game i see him in

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

dongsbot 9000 posted:

switching votes from a town player to another player while staying around to act as the potential hammer if necessary is a SCUM move and me, world's worst mafia player, would make obvious bad scum plays b/c im notably horrible at this game and not actually a town gigastar

Sold

##vote AR

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I think they should thunderdome.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

flerp posted:

this is a stupid vote to start a bandwagon D1 with no explanation, maybe to get the ball rolling and start a discussion? you could probably do that with some like, idk, words and explaining instead of voting and starting a bandwagon.


this is also stupid but i dont think its actually that scummy for some reason. feels like a townie who had a feeling about dongs sees a vote for him and is like "ok i cant be the only one" and jumps in. no real explanation, just kind of an early joke vote since this game is kind of dumb 2.


and here we get some actual explanation which strikes me of a "i really want this guy dead holy poo poo if we can kill him this is going to work so well for us the scum buds" but then people unvoted because omg thank you guys for not turboing and not being massive idiots. so based on this i think

TMMadman - maybe scum
Cpig - prob not scum (just dumb)
Absurd - prob scum
dongs - idk i dont get the feeling hes scum. like the voting off of rarity doesnt feel scummy to me, it feels like a townie being dumb

also DONT loving TURBO YOU IDIOTS jfc you see somebody turboing then call them out, which brings me to my next point.

TMMadman, why did you vote for dongs and why did you do it so early?

I have since moved on. maybe read.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

dongsbot 9000 posted:

reasons why vector_to is obvious and total busted scum

1. 2nd person to claim vt: always scum
2. "Now I gotta stay up and shitpost." - said that and then said "In all fairness, there's not that much to talk about." 15 minutes later before stop posting for the night hmmm like someone afraid to make posts because their soul is guilty
3. "Reads to me more like someone trying to find something worth discussing and failing. He and I are both kinda new, so a certain level of effort-posting is kinda inevitable." what da gently caress does this poo poo even mean?? why is he defending ar??? cuz scum on scum
4. by time zones like an australian or some poo poo probably human scum too

he scum i have rendered judgement BRING OUT THE AXES we gonna cut his head off

sold

##vote vector

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

flerp posted:

get hosed scrub

no u

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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flerp posted:

doesnt change the fact that you did it

Why don't you go cry about it.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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flerp posted:

im crying irl at how bad u r at being scum

I am super bad at being scum. Especially since I am not.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Absurd Revolver posted:

Seriously, I get called scum for explaining my votes, for not explaining my voted, and for not voting at all.

I feel like I've learned nothing.

get rekt scum.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Absurd Revolver posted:

Honestly getting a little frustrated about this.

Especially when I'm always god damned town!

Scum meltdown incoming.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Absurd Revolver posted:

gently caress it, I'm done for now. You guys have fun killing each other.

Told ya

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

What is happening in this game again?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I can get down with that. ##vote pinmom

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Li Dawny posted:

If Pinterest turns out town I'm going to feel really bad now guys.

and if she is scum you will be the legendary Li Dawny breaker of scum and master of all he(she?) surveys.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

TMMadman posted:

Holy poo poo, what a scummy rear end push. Literally three people immediately jump on it.

That should really make people pause.

Literally everything is scummy to you.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Yeah even if pinmom flips scum, that was pretty scummy.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Absurd Revolver posted:

So I took a closer look at cpig and I don't like what I see. Take a look at every single one of his non-joke votes.






It's all just me-tooing and unexplained voting. Alone it's not indicative of scum, but then I saw this:


Again, not conclusive, so I'll ask cpig to explain his voting pattern before I throw any claims around.

lmao , have you played with me before?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Absurd Revolver posted:

I'm not sure if I have, actually.

If it's just how you play, then that helps explain it.

Still, it comes off as kinda suspicious for town.

Generally speaking , town or scum, I am a low effort poo poo posting jerk who only gets serious when I feel it.

Feeling it sometimes takes a while and also I am really bad at this game in the traditional sense.

Basically a shitposting idiot with flashes of genius.

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Absurd Revolver posted:

I still think TMM or CC are our best bets, I was just curious about your voting pattern.

I actually agree, though I'm not super convinced by TMM because it would be weird for him to defend pmom so hard if he was her scumbud because that is like, dumbo scumbo.

CC and maybe tpink I could see as scummy.

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