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Which would you have sex with?
Lena Dunham
Meghan Trainor
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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Bill Barber posted:

Trainor > Schumer > Dunham

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

The only thing that could make this thread more cool and good would be if someone added Schumer to the mix, she's gettin a lot of hate lately and she jokes about this stuff so itd be a perfect fit, just my two cents

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

I bet Dunham smells like sour milk, so I'd go with Trainor.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Nanpa posted:

Third option: Danny Devito, but he has the rumham

100% yes even without the rumham

That story would be incredible and you could tell it for a thousand years without anyone getting upset about it.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I'd smush the one girl on GIRLS but not Dunham. She sucks and is gross.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

tenspott posted:

I'd smush the one girl on GIRLS but not Dunham. She sucks and is gross.

which one adam driver ?

LowPartz
Dec 23, 2015

DenizenKane posted:

Trainor. Goddamn app needs poll support.

And access to the lepers colony.



Trainor

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

which one adam driver ?

Newsman Jr. Idk her name but her dad is on the news.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



tenspott posted:

Newsman Jr. Idk her name but her dad is on the news.

Allison Williams

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
she's extremely plain white girl haha i didnt know she is brian williams daughter

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

thathonkey posted:

she's extremely plain white girl haha i didnt know she is brian williams daughter

yeah but being next to lena dunham makes her look like goddamned helen of troy

pretty smart career move

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

no checkbox = gently caress you OP

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

realtalk: i'd rather gently caress the OP than either of them tho

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i dont know what any of those things are

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Bill Barber posted:

Trainor > Schumer > Dunham

Truth.

TBF, I'd take a fat clean girl with unbroken skin over a thin dirty girl, let alone a fat dirty girl with stretchmarks.

thathonkey posted:

she's extremely plain white girl haha i didnt know she is brian williams daughter

Isn't any surprise? Is any more surprising that Amy Schumer is the daughter of Senator Charles Schumer?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

realtalk: i'd rather gently caress the OP than either of them tho

Would U gently caress him in his butt?

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Young Freud posted:

Truth.

TBF, I'd take a fat clean girl with unbroken skin over a thin dirty girl, let alone a fat dirty girl with stretchmarks.


Isn't any surprise? Is any more surprising that Amy Schumer is the daughter of Senator Charles Schumer?

Not his daughter. His cousin.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
who are the 19 people who would gently caress a pedo?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Lena Dunham shoved rocks in her sisters vagina

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

She gonna make fun of you and make you feel like a piece of poo poo.

this'll get me harder than diamond tho

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you can rub it out to either of these fat ugly women in less than 2 minutes then go for it i say

not me.

nope.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

she's extremely plain white girl haha i didnt know she is brian williams daughter

She not top ten most beautiful or whatever but she's good looking. I totally would.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

now that the line for Trainor has reached 257, I'd like to go to the back of the line and be the caboose on this train.

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Tired Moritz posted:

who are the 19 people who would gently caress a pedo?
How is this not a bigger deal? It's like no one in authority actually gives a poo poo about this admission?

(the pedo thing, not the 20+ people on here who were born without a brain or eyes)

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i didn't know about lena dunham's past and these mishappen lumps of tapioca look functionally identical so i just picked the one with the funniest name

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

with dunhan carrying a full 10% of the vote i'm calling election fraud

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

tbh I imagine Trainor doesn't gently caress until you're engaged

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Did Meghan Trainor also molest her little sister? I'd rather not bang a sex offender.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

skeletonotherkin posted:

Did Meghan Trainor also molest her little sister? I'd rather not bang a sex offender.

Meghan TrainedHer.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Creepshots for the purpose of sexual evaluation? This is some next level poo poo

listen I'm a paparazzi and I got mouths to feed too you know

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Lena dunham's butt put my kids through college

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

trainor, easy as hell question

it's ok to put a little junk in the trunk but lena dunham has a form that no human being should have

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



With Dunham, I'd probably get vag cheese all over my dick and end up with a raging infection a day later, so I'm gonna go with Trainor. She looks like she douches.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Right I don't look at Lena Dunham and think hygeine

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hmmmm oooompa loompa or crack whore? :shrug:

The Beave
Feb 4, 2004

ladies...

Seriously? No one is going to mention the infected, diseased looking, discolored skin on the inside of her thighs?

It looks as if she doesn't use feminine hygiene products, just lets it bleed down her legs and fester. :barf:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

everyone has stated shes gross dude where you been

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Beave posted:

Seriously? No one is going to mention the infected, diseased looking, discolored skin on the inside of her thighs?

It looks as if she doesn't use feminine hygiene products, just lets it bleed down her legs and fester. :barf:

Probably just one of those funguses fat people get

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Mange Mite posted:

Probably just one of those funguses fat people get

They're probably hallucinogenic so your mind will be trapped in a series of surreal events while her monstrous vagina slowly digests your entire body, like that one xfiles episode.

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

The Beave posted:

Seriously? No one is going to mention the infected, diseased looking, discolored skin on the inside of her thighs?

It looks as if she doesn't use feminine hygiene products, just lets it bleed down her legs and fester. :barf:

That's calloused skin from her thighs rubbing together

Im not defending Lena Dunham, for the record

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