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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
ll no matches. How do I make myself attractive to nachos.

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Have you tried dressing up as one? Or tried wearing a sombrero with nipple ornemants, bellyrubbing and dancing, clapping hands?

<3 <3 Vanisher

Pedantra

by Lowtax
Brand integrity

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Matoi Ryuko


I hear nachos love salsa dancing.

google THIS

maybe they're just *puts on sunglasses* nacho type

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

google THIS posted:

maybe they're just *puts on sunglasses* nacho type

I want to break your sunglasses.

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Uxzuigal posted:

Have you tried dressing up as one? Or tried wearing a sombrero with nipple ornemants, bellyrubbing and dancing, clapping hands?

I'm not going to appropriate their culture, man.

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eonwe



if you want to find a match you need to seem authentic

you gotta let your taco bell nachos days behind you

find a nacho style that seems real

no more fake nacho cheese, use real cheese with some recently refried beans, some nice steak or chicken, perhaps some pico and sour cream

eonwe



as far as pizza goes like, whats your type?

do you like thick and curvy deep dish, or do you like relatively lean NY style of pizza? keeping your options open to all different types of pizza may make all the difference in finding a suitable match

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
change your profile pic to a dollop of guacamole

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
smother yourself in molten cheese

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
just be you, they're nachos :shrug:

they just want love like everything else

Piso Mojado

google THIS posted:

maybe they're just *puts on sunglasses* nacho type

Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich

HighwireAct posted:

smother yourself in molten cheese

truth. you gotta be one with the nacho, go into its neighborhood, meet its brother. he'll stare you down and ask coolly "what u doin with my sister, ese?", then pause for a few seconds, start chuckling, and slap his palm into yours.

that's when you're in like el flynn.

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alnilam

google THIS posted:

maybe they're just *puts on sunglasses* nacho type



ty manifisto

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

This whole time you've been searching so hard for just a nice hot pizza rear end...when really you should've been looking for love my friend

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Finally found a pizza that can look past my lack of pepperoni.

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Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx

google THIS posted:

maybe they're just *puts on sunglasses* nacho type

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MrWillsauce

one of those was actually just me with my hideous pizza face but I appreciate the swipe anyways



Strontosaurus

you need to shell out :10bux: a month for tinder plus

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Baller Ina

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is your pic ranch dressing op cause might be why all the pizza is avoiding you, its too classy for that poo poo

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