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rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

God drat, I lost the pic where that goon told Picardo he was the only good thing about voyager and then snapped of his reaction. Also some goon saw garret Wang at a strip club.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



remember the people who didnt want holograms around so janeway lied adn kept all the holograms anyway

the gently caress bitch

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



remember whent hey convinced a sentient lifeform to destroy itself because ???????????????????


remember when they used the sun to talk to ferenghis?? lol that was p good actually

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



lt lon sudor, go to your room

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


hell icant even remeber ten minut

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.


We've had a VOY thread before. Are we just reliving the best of old threads now?








It was a poo poo show and Ronald Moore took the same premise and made a much better series with Battlestar Galactica.












E: infinite shuttle crafts.

Dirty Beluga
Apr 17, 2007

Buy the ticket, take the ride


Fun Shoe

TUUUUUUVOOKKK

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



Dirty Beluga posted:

TUUUUUUVIIXXX

we get boat we get go
Sep 23, 2010



Voyager, not even once.


emoji
Jun 4, 2004


Serious Frolicking posted:

jeri ryan, thanks for giving us obama

This really happened btw.

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006


emoji posted:

This really happened btw.

Her husband got kinkshamed into losing his seat to Obama.

Also I can say from experience Garrett Wang really can't hold his liquor.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

Lol. This is nothing like throwing kids in cages. Its just ensuring egotistical freaks like you are eventually kept in mental institutions where you belong. You and your kind have been nothing but a giant waste of time and resources for the left and we know what kind of emotional vampires you are.


Lipstick Apathy


Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004




Voyager was better than DS9 IMO, but they did waste a lot of the freedom they had with their lost in space poo poo, I mean, they're supposedly flung out further and a federation ship has ever gone before and they're still running into the usual klingons and poo poo.

babylon 5 still rules supreme tho

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


There was an episode where the half Klingon woman gets pregnant and then tries to take all of the Klingon DNA out of her fetus because she doesn't want her baby to be picked on for being part Klingon like she was when she was a kid. It was a pretty good episode.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

That episode where Worf gets rekt by a barrel is pretty good.

(DS9 was way better than Voyager, and I say this as someone who likes Voyager.)

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax


Kes is a 10 and 7 of 9 is 0.77 (repeating of course)

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax


daily reminder that all janeway had to do was give Q a blowjob and she could have gotten her whole crew home and she instead chose to endanger everyone's lives needlessly over seven boring-rear end seasons.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


We have Obama thanks to Jack Ryans need to share his wife's tittys with the world.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


Didn't Chakotay turn into a super bitter rear end in a top hat after the show went off the air?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Universe Master posted:

We have Obama thanks to Jack Ryans need to share his wife's tittys with the world.

He was a patriot.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

Voyager?! I barely know her!

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.



rocket_man38 posted:

God drat, I lost the pic where that goon told Picardo he was the only good thing about voyager and then snapped of his reaction. Also some goon saw garret Wang at a strip club.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Isnt Q like a god why do they need beejays

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Fire photon torpedos

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




wyntyr posted:

Her husband got kinkshamed into losing his seat to Obama.

drat I just read the story and jeri ryan is an uptight prude and also sucks

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

He didn't want a blowjob be wanted half her DNA to make a human/Q mulatto. All that was involved was touching fingers no actual loving but she didn't know that until it was too late and he had fingerfucked someone else.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


Isaac posted:

Fire photon torpedos

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

criscodisco posted:

He didn't want a blowjob be wanted half her DNA to make a human/Q mulatto. All that was involved was touching fingers no actual loving but she didn't know that until it was too late and he had fingerfucked someone else.

Janeway better learn to keep it in her pockets

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004




MiracleWhale posted:

drat I just read the story and jeri ryan is an uptight prude and also sucks

wut, link some poo poo?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


id gently caress captain janeway

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


laying it on the line here, id slam that old broad

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010




Tectonis posted:

Voyager, not even once.




She aged faster in real life than she did in the show!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Why didnt they just turn backwards and fire photon torpedos and accelerate backwards really fast to get home like the tank in GTA3

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


Isaac posted:

Why didnt they just turn backwards and fire photon torpedos and accelerate backwards really fast to get home like the tank in GTA3

turn backwards and fire at that rear end, that leathery middle aged rear end

Vakal
May 11, 2008


I remember seeing the guy that played Neelix in some "creating stellar customer relationships" VHS tape we had to watch at work. No clue if that was pre or post Voyager.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Vakal posted:

I remember seeing the guy that played Neelix in some "creating stellar customer relationships" VHS tape we had to watch at work. No clue if that was pre or post Voyager.

Good choice

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Interstellar customer service

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Tectonis posted:

Voyager, not even once.




Her race of people carry their babies between their shoulder blades and the baby comes out their butts. They die at 7 and when they meditate they can see sub-atomic particles.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


theres no customer service in star trek everybody you see with a job is an insane jagoff who opted to have a job instead of loving in a sky mansion back on earth or blowjob planet-27b or whatever

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




Pound_Coin posted:

wut, link some poo poo?

it's hard cuz I'm on my phone but read her Wikipedia article under Personal Life

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