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Pick posted:Eddington is some micro craft beer that tastes like poo poo Tangerine natural fruit wine.
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Who's the Trek version of an IPA then?
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Pondex posted:Who's the Trek version of an IPA then? Slick William, but like a few years ago before it was played out. Or Picard Picard now.
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AntherUslessPoster posted:Harry Kim - an open can of warm bud light on the hungover morning These are extremely solid, nice work. I’m gonna have to add on a few though. Barclay - virgin strawberry daiquiri Borg queen - one shot of room temperature gusano rojo. No chaser is provided
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Jun 8, 2020 17:31
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The stupid kazon are six bottles of blue nun.
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Jun 8, 2020 17:33
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Fluidic space aliens are a bottle of absinthe that your friend swears he got while backpacking across Europe and has been saving for you. You drink it and vomit profusely forty five minutes later in a dark room.
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Jun 8, 2020 17:35
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Neelix is actually the worm in a bottle of tequila. Ha ha
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Jun 8, 2020 17:36
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Neelix is a 40 year old Cab-Sauv paired with veal.
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Jun 8, 2020 17:40
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The cast of Enterprise are the morning-after flat leftovers of whatever drinks the Voyager cast is. Michael Burnham is a store brand rotgut vodka that somebody convinced you would taste like the top shelf stuff if you ran it through a Brita water filter.
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oh but seriously I posted:Neelix is a 40 year old Cab-Sauv paired with veal. 
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oh but seriously I posted:Neelix is a 40 year old Cab-Sauv paired with veal. 
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oh but seriously I posted:Neelix is a 40 year old Cab-Sauv paired with veal. 
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Jun 8, 2020 18:14
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Drone posted:Joe Carey is a bottle of Jägermeister. You buy into it early on and put it unopened in the freezer, then you forget it exists for seven years and then randomly pour yourself a shot, only to immediately throw away the rest of the bottle.
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Jun 8, 2020 18:21
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Michael Burnham is a store brand rotgut vodka that somebody convinced you would taste like the top shelf stuff if you ran it through a Brita water filter. ST:Picard is that bottle of really expensive scotch your boss bought you for your twenty-year work anniversary that your idiot friend Akiva Goldsman decided to mix with Mountain Dew and Red Bull at your last housewarming party.
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Jun 8, 2020 18:22
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hi im jake sisko, the carbonated non-alcoholic drink for students
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Jun 8, 2020 18:27
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Garak is really good Everclear trash can punch. Seems harmless, even comical, by your side all evening, until it sneaks up on you and kills you without warning.
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Drone posted:ST:Picard is that bottle of really expensive scotch your boss bought you for your twenty-year work anniversary that your idiot friend Akiva Goldsman decided to mix with Mountain Dew and Red Bull at your last housewarming party. STOP INSULTING ME IT TASTED GOOD LIKE THAT OKAY
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I'm the guy swearing he can still taste the Scotch and going "Loosen up, it still gets you drunk, don't it?"
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Seven of Nine is jello shooter you do off a world-class ballerina who got scammed into working as a stripper.
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Deanna Troi is a cellular peptide lager
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I wonder what kind of racist caricature the Ferengi was in the original rejected pulp adventure script that eventually became Captain's Holiday.
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Introducing The Morn(tm) - This lukewarm treat is famed for its consistency and quality. "Always the same temperature, always the same taste!" - Served in a stein, a Morn(tm) will never run out. "Space-age technology fills your cup to the brim, even when upside down!*" - It's loud! Then quiet! "The Morn(tm) explodes out of the bottle with a birdsong of fizziness, then lulls itself into a deep meditative silence so you can drink in peace." Enjoy a Morn(tm) today. Only at Quark's. * final price per ml generated, not necessarily consumed. see rule of acquisition 239 GolfHole fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jun 8, 2020 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Bit of a tangent, but one thing Mass Effect mentions in the codex is that Krogan love american-rules football. You just know that's gotta be a real brutal sight to behold. The Krogan were the best Mass Effect race
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Captains Holiday: Picard has the worst holiday ever. Would have been better if he had Rom face off in a frisbee match.
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etalian posted:The Krogan were the best Mass Effect race I’ll agree the day I hear a Krogan singing Gilbert & Sullivan, but until then it’s the Salarians thanks to the nerd commandos in 1 and Mordin in 2
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Pick posted:Eddington is some micro craft beer that tastes like poo poo Drank by someone who won't shut up about how amazing and flavorful it is and how whatever you're drinking is mass-market garbage swill (even though you brew your own at home)
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Arcsquad12 posted:Captains Holiday: Picard has the worst holiday ever. it would be the worst holiday ever for anyone but picard. he skipped right past all the boring resort stuff for light adventure, a whirlwind romance with a femme fatale,  archaeology, and beating up ferengi. it was like one of his godawful dixon hill holoprograms, but in real life and pandering to his interests even more shamelessly.
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I wonder how much of that episode had to be rewritten because Stewart was stamping his feet that he wanted to be Indiana Jones for a change.
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GolfHole posted:*writer's room*
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Some kind of video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz1c1xdoUFc
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That episode has Data doing small talk I can't hate it.
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Die Hard was legit one of my favourite episodes, not enough for me to remember the actual name but still Remember when he shot a dude with a loving crossbow
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Don't gently caress with Mot the Barber, he'll cut you. Will Riker was in for a trim yesterday and he agrees with me a hundred per cent.
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Arcsquad12 posted:That episode has Data doing small talk I can't hate it. which is, honestly, the best moment in all of star trek
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any and every time i watch star trek with or without others present, i remark to the void: "star trek is a comedy"
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Danaru posted:Die Hard was legit one of my favourite episodes, not enough for me to remember the actual name but still in a creepy voice Staship MIIIINEEEE
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Sisko falls in love with a woman who is just a mental projection by someone else’s wife and has literally no personality or memories Janeway falls in love with a holodeck character Kirk falls in love with a shapeshifter, a robot, probably loads of other things Does Picard have a “falls in love with something clearly not real” moment? Can’t remember
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:Sisko falls in love with a woman who is just a mental projection by someone else’s wife and has literally no personality or memories Wasn’t there a woman who imprinted on him and became his perfect mate but she was in an arranged marriage? Does she count?
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