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The Bajorans, as a race, were really unlikable. The Kai's were annoying. Kira was hot as gently caress but a man hating bitch and super quick to overreact to everything. Then Coolass Dukat glides his way in smiling and friendly but also letting you know he wasn't gonna be pushed around. His reasoning is sound, he doesn't get emotional, he's almost certainly packing a big dick, it's no wonder people saw it Dukats way Plus Garak was cool as gently caress. What I'm saying here is the Cardassians were the best drat characters in the show.
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Jun 2, 2016 16:23
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Jun 2, 2016 16:26
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If i was a federation citizen and i could do anything i wanted to do with my life i would definitely choose to be a waiter in 10 forward.
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Jun 2, 2016 16:36
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I would be washing dishes at Joseph Sisko's restaurant.
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Jun 2, 2016 16:38
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I would be a professional restaurant patron.
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oldpainless posted:What I'm saying here is the Cardassians were the best drat characters in the show. Pretty much this! I challenge anyone to find a Cardi in DS9 that was not in one way or another awesome. (actual characters, not extras with 1 line). Dukat, Garek, Damar, Tain, The one that tried to bang O'Brien, etc... Generally speaking, I think that the Cardassians were the best characters in TNG/Voyager as well.
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Look at you glamour boys. I'd load and shift cargo by hand in a windowless warehouse section of a ship in constant peril of being blown up along the Romulan neutral zone.
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Waiter at 10 forward is cool because you get to be on the federation flagship and go to cool planets and poo poo without having real responsibilities
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Blistex posted:I challenge anyone to find a Cardi in DS9 that was not in one way or another awesome. (actual characters, not extras with 1 line). This. Even though the Cardassian Lawyer was not up to par with Klingon Lawyer, it was a good showing. And for the record even the one line extras were pretty good. Like that camp guard to manged to perfectly convey Cardassian malicious-evil by insist a captive Kira "needs discipline" from the rescue Lee Nolis episode. Few other races could go zero-to-sixty repulsive like a horny Cardassian.
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BattleMaster posted:My favourite part of DS9 is that they had to start writing Gul Dukat as an insane madman because Marc Alaimo is so charismatic that people actually believed Dukat's bullshit. Also so charismatic that at least some of the DS9 writers were seriously considering having Dukat and Kira somehow wind up in a consensual relationship (or at least a consensual bang session).
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I think Kira/Dukat would make sense Females like to be dominated and occupying a planet and killing its people is the ultimate domination.
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I think I'll be a starship barber
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I think I'll be a starship barber "A bald captain. . . gently caress me!"
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Typical Pubbie posted:lol is this really true? I figured it was just Ronald D. Moore being his usual lovely self ruining good characters with bullshit plots. During the episode "Descent", Dukat starts to lose it following the death of his daughter. He starts seeing visions of the DS9 station crew and the Cardassian and Dominion commanders all mocking him for his failures. He keeps Sisko alive because he is so desperate for somebody to validate his insane ideas, and beats the poo poo out of him when Sisko refutes his claims. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5fIqJZsQlU This episode should have been where Dukat's story ended, but he was so popular that they brought him back. But there was nothing to do with his character, so they turned him into an internet troll mocking Kira and then turning him into a satan demon.
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Arcsquad12 posted:This episode should have been where Dukat's story ended, but he was so popular that they brought him back. But there was nothing to do with his character, so they turned him into an internet troll mocking Kira and then turning him into a satan demon.
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It was cool when Dukat led a cult of bajorans and cucked them
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cheerfullydrab posted:Voyager: The Accurate Edition is a series of fan-edited Voyager episodes where they've taken shots of the ship floating in space or something and edited in a swarm of shuttles flying around like the vipers during combat scenes in BSG. If this were actually a thing all the technobabble dialog should just be in silent looks. They pull up to some anomaly. Tuvok looks concerned. Janeway turns around in her chair. Harry looks surprised. Janeway looks at Chakotay. Chakotay shrugs. Everyone is hitting buttons. Roll Credits.
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Typical Pubbie posted:lol is this really true? I figured it was just Ronald D. Moore being his usual lovely self ruining good characters with bullshit plots. Yeah it came up in usenet posts of the day and so Dukat was made into a gibbering raving maniac, which I think was a mistake but whatever
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My favorite Dukat moment is when he showed up in The Naked Gun 33 & 1/3
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Big Mean Jerk posted:My favorite Dukat moment is when he showed up in The Naked Gun 33 & 1/3 "What do you mean no?"
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oldpainless posted:The Bajorans, as a race, were really unlikable. The Kai's were annoying. Kira was hot as gently caress but a man hating bitch and super quick to overreact to everything. Then Coolass Dukat glides his way in smiling and friendly but also letting you know he wasn't gonna be pushed around. His reasoning is sound, he doesn't get emotional, he's almost certainly packing a big dick, it's no wonder people saw it Dukats way Garak was the best part of DS9.
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Crowsbeak posted:Garak was the best part of Star Trek.
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Garak brings a lot to the table.
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The Sphinxster posted:Garak brings a lot to the table. Someone post that gif of Sisko throwing Garak over a table
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criscodisco posted:Meanwhile, in the TNG finale All Good Things..., the future ships were cruising around at warp 13, and no one was a lizard. Maybe it happens and nobody really cares Like every other captain is all "yeah I remember my first Threshold experience, that was one crazy egg clutch!"
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i watched about half of threshold. It was cool that Neelix solved their problems with an anecdote and within 5 minutes Paris is crying to Janeway about how his dad told him he would do something special and everyone did and now he was just a loser and its not fair and he should fly the ship 
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BattleMaster posted:Yeah it came up in usenet posts of the day and so Dukat was made into a gibbering raving maniac, which I think was a mistake but whatever His turn to a gibbering maniac was terrific, but everything afterwards with him is really bad. Like he calls up Kira on DS9 from god knows where to shout "hey, just so you know, I hosed your mother, k thanks bye!"
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I kind of liked him as Jim Jones.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:My favorite Dukat moment is when he showed up in The Naked Gun 33 & 1/3 Damar does wine commercials now
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Also Garak was the killer from Dirty Harry
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And of course ripped apart by Pinhead
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oldpainless posted:And of course ripped apart by Pinhead He escaped once, I'm sure that's how he got on DS9
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Also Garak was the killer from Dirty Harry Dukat was in the last Dirty Harry movie as a Mafia bodyguard.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Wasn't there a whole series of these? This video has some good stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVc79FE5Bo Also some good comments: quote:lol goons are fat and ugly and their gay website hasnt been funny since 2001
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Wowbagger2004 posted:Also some good comments: Checks out.
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Wowbagger2004 posted:This video has some good stuff Yeah the further we get from 2001 the less and less our 9/11 jokes are funny
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Dukat was right.
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Roylicious posted:Dukat was right. He was wrong about Kai Winn
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The Sphinxster posted:He was wrong about Kai Winn But he was so very right that Adami needed a stealth-running Cardassin dick in her life.
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