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doctorfrog posted:

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# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 22:34

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 16:21

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Captive Pursuit:

Tosk: Die with honor, O'Brien.
O'Brien: Die with honor, Tosk.

:3:

# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 04:25

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Pick posted:

i like star trek

# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 02:00

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Also, Trespass.

William Sadler owns.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2018 22:28

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Snow Cone Capone posted:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2018 21:29

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Harvested on stardate 69.420.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 23:30

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Use of the phrase "Big D" is exclusively reserved for referring to Gal Dukat, obv.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2018 21:06

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Nog is great.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 21:00

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Miss posted:

let's not talk about voyager~~'s holo-ireland, because that was all kinds of a mess~~

# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 18:41

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Kitchner posted:

It's a real shame that emotion analyser won't work on Morn.

Surprise .100000
Contempt .250000
Happiness .650000

# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 23:13

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Danaru posted:

I've gotten to Armageddon Game, where O'Brien and Bashir help an alien race destroy a ton of bioweapons just for them to try to kill them, and it's easy to forget O'Brien was a soldier fighting the spoonheads until the few times he starts disarming soldiers and Action Roll-ing while noscoping fools Also I love this episode because Keiko saves both of their lives by not knowing a loving thing about her husband

I love Bashir and O'Brien's antagonistic relationship in the early seasons. It made for a good dynamic. I'm in Season 5 now and there isn't nearly as much interaction between them.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2018 08:36

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I'm about to finish Season 5 and I would say Sisko doesn't really come into his own until end of Season 2 or early Season 3. Up to then he seems to be more of an observer, taking in and reacting to the people and situations around him. Brooks' performance is very mannered.

However, when the Jem H'dar arrive he takes command decisively, and the best part is that it's credible and believable. He's taken the time to get to know the ins and outs of the station, has gotten to know his subordinates, and has the wisdom to go grab the best tool in the box for the job he has to do (USS Defiant, binch).

Laterite fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Dec 31, 2018

# ¿ Dec 31, 2018 09:38

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SERPUS posted:

STAR TREK

# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 06:31

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Orci used to post in the comments on Trekmovie.com articles and get in constant slapfights with people who criticized his writing and his truther bullshit. It was great, like a weekly meltdown. He once defended Into Darkness as having “better political commentary than Raiders of the Lost Ark”.

He also called George W. Bush one of his personal heroes and I can’t even imagine the mental gymnastics it would take to think like that and still believe the 9/11 truther nonsense.

lol 9/11 broke so many brains

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 19:40

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tin can made man posted:

Sisko yelling at Jadzia to Accept Racism is unexpected and fascinating

Are you talking about the episode where she married Worf? Yeah, that was pretty jarring.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 07:20

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Just want to say "Waltz" rules and is one of my favorite episodes

Watching it now and lol at Potatoes' palpable disappointment when he beams two randos aboard instead of Sisko.

"Great, more fookin' officers..."

Laterite fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jan 16, 2019

# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 05:19

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What if Romulans but they were descended from Rom when he falls backward in time after fiddling with a ship's warp core.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 05:23

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i love morn

# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 06:17

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Gul Dukat did something wrong

# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 02:36

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

I read that as Spoon Drive.

Powered exclusively by Dukat"s rage

# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 18:16

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Pick posted:

his spoon drive is something different

also powered by the same rage

# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 04:04

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I watched 3-4 episodes of Altered Carbon and was bored out of my mind. I cared about nothing and no one on the show and in fact remember almost nothing about it. The AI hotel manager was kind of interesting but that was about it.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 09:14

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Valiant: Nice to see Nathan Sandmann's great-great-great grandson smirk his way into a captain's chair.

Did anyone ever explain why the hell Red Squad was allowed to still exist after being infiltrated by the Founders?

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 08:32

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Danaru posted:

The founders didnt do anything, Red Squad was commandeered by whatsisname to stage a military coup. The founders basically just went "BOO", then did literally nothing else as Earth completely poo poo itself and almost did a fascism.

Ok, yeah, I conflated that with the part where the changeling shows up to tell Sisko that they are successfully infiltrating Earth. "Boo", as you said.

But still, after Leyton's coup attempt, you would think Starfleet might consider disbanding the secret ultra-elite cadet group that is accountable to no one. Then again, this is a military organization that's had literally one semi-competent admiral since Kirk.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 08:54

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Temper Trudeau posted:

And Peak Nerys cuteness in her baseball cap.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 04:53

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HD DAD posted:

Yeah, I really don’t understand that. Like, you’d have to be really actively trying to ignore the Diverse Space Socialism that’s ingrained into most of TNG-era trek.

Even just running on diversity alone, Star Trek has been “sjw” since day loving uno.

God bless Gene and his philosophy of "everybody should gently caress everybody else".

# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 18:12

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Nonvalueadded User posted:

Oh no I think I have the hots for Riker now after writing that.

Is Riker turning me bi a violation of the Prime Directive?

Sounds like you are in accordance with Rule 1 of the Gene Directive.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 23:14

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Basically, Jeffrey Combs rules.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 09:00

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primae nocboots

# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 10:34

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I mean, yeah, that's why they just replaced Allara with another Xeleyan.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2019 10:44

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Neelix Mullen, host of Cum Town 2380.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 00:24

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BlockChainNetflix posted:

Cmdr Torgo T Riker reporting for duty, Master.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 02:28

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A morn of Morns.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 04:47

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A Suffering of O'Briens

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 20:24

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

unfortunately sto is run on the kind of budget where they can only afford the actors long enough for one shot at each line, no matter how badly they flub it

and yet martok STILL nails his poo poo

Martok owns, it is known.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2019 06:42