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the security argument doesn't hold up considering that the ship is completely covered in unsecured access consoles. anyone can get on the ship, and once there they can use the ship's computer freely.
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the software is also unsecured, as demonstrated by all the times the ship was taken over including navigation, defenses and transporters.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Geordie has to stabilize the anti-matter containment field by pulling off sick drum fills. geordi has never been that cool in his entire life
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it wasn't all bad. bashir acted monstrously, but he realized this fact at the end. the moral was "don't date your patients you dumb gently caress!" there have been plenty of deeply hosed up episodes that weren't intended as such by their deeply hosed up script writer.
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loving your patient was a long star trek tradition and it was only when julian became a rapist that it was presented as a bad thing.
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for a more authentic star trek experience, i could just watch degrassi.
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the best way to remember picard is to make poo poo up in your head and remember that, instead
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he only played the cello to fit in. it would not help him fit in on ds9.
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that was the whole point for the civilian scientists on board. sure, there was the ever present danger of space madness and/or sudden violent death, but they also got the first shot at completely new subjects of their field of study.
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a mystery requires a setting with consistent rules. star trek has never and will never have that. but well, if one absolutely terrible premise for a show that only coke-fueled executives ever thought was a good idea got made, why not another?
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i'd take the cgi show for literal babies over academy any day.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I still want to see Picard and his dog solving cozy mysteries in the french(ish) countryside. Who stole Mrs O'Leary's pie? patrick stewart would gladly kill you for this
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Facebook algorithm is weird. Mine is nothing but dildoes and machine guns. okay, but what's weird about it?
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i'm not going to watch the bad show but i will enjoy second hand accounts of how godawful it is.
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no she wouldn't
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romulans were completely taken aback by spies that inept. so naturally, they thought it was a multilayered deception.
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it's trying too hard to be clever without anyone clever being involved
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have you tried being hot?
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risans are so dedicated to hospitality that it doesn't even occur to them to call the cops on anyone. the belligerent klingon guest was handled via nonviolent de-escalation, as is right and proper.
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well, you have to send discovery somewhere. by process of elimination, the future is the best option. that makes it someone else's problem forever.
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discovery prefers to change everything it can while also loving it up
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ramming doesn't really make sense in star trek anyway since no one has materials that can even stand up to impulse without force fields keeping everything intact. if the shields are down, any weapon is more than enough to blow up a ship with a single shot. it's a conceit for a different setting with different mechanics.
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discovery is bad because it is bad, not because it is woke.
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hey, burnham was also the least effective mutineer in human history. show a little respect.
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well yeah, he didn't have sex with sybok.
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Squizzle posted:picard said he had attended the wedding of sareks son. i want the audience to meet thst sibling. maybe it was spock two. sarek is canonically the horniest vulcan
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galagazombie posted:Do other Vulcans consider Sarek the equivalent of a gross white guy who only dates asian women? for vulcans, ambassador is not a prestigious job. why would it be? they loving hate dealing with non-vulcans.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:bed, toilet, shower all in one. it positively drips with efficiency it drips with other things, too! unfortunately, borg floors are all metal grates.
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he would not aid terrorists unless he personally agreed with them
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who could have predicted that a show whose premise is utterly moronic would have equally good writing?
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random thing disables the ship is the start of like 20% of all st episodes
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holograms are a shortcut for providing a body to an artificial intelligence. the holograms themselves aren't sapient.
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no words are necessary when a trombone solo starts playing over the alert system
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q would only be interested in baseball if everyone else involved actively did not want to play baseball. even then he'd get bored quickly and start changing the rules and participants.
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d had just about everything, but very little of it ever made it on screen.
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it's the combined result of people who don't give a poo poo, people who do give a poo poo but are completely incompetent, and executives stepping in to gently caress up any trace of adequacy that managed to sneak through.
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riker was a terrible boss.
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the con man who had already been discredited years before they hired him to consult for voyager.
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usually there's a handwave about there being too much interference or something. it is rather rare for everyone involved to just sort of forget how transporters work or that they exist at all. the disco pilot is the only time i can recall off hand.
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oh god "discovery style inspirational character moments" is supposed to be the good part.
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