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I didn't read any of the posts in this thread but I assume I'm the first to remark upon seven of nines large boobies and how I'd like to have freaky Borg sex with her

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I think it was from People which is a pretty popular magazine and Harry Kim was one of the few non stereotypical Asians on TV so he brought in a whole bunch of Jap viewers

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criscodisco posted:

What the gently caress is that a power rangers movie?

That is mortal kombat annihilation and everyone should see it once.


But only once.

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criscodisco posted:

Yeah but the white people were OK, right?

Well they actually did more dying than anyone so...

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Sisko had a strange way of speaking. Weird pauses and emphasis

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I suppose I would have sex with chase masterson if she was begging me and I wasn't like playing The Last Of Us or something more important.

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I like how it takes years of training to be in Starfleet but every job comes down to waving a stick at something to fix it.

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It's not hard to figure out

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Deep Space 7 of 9

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

What the hell kinda name is geordi any wsy

It reflects his African heritage. Levar burton actually fought for the name. They originally wanted to name him Bill La Forge

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The Bajorans, as a race, were really unlikable. The Kai's were annoying. Kira was hot as gently caress but a man hating bitch and super quick to overreact to everything. Then Coolass Dukat glides his way in smiling and friendly but also letting you know he wasn't gonna be pushed around. His reasoning is sound, he doesn't get emotional, he's almost certainly packing a big dick, it's no wonder people saw it Dukats way

Plus Garak was cool as gently caress.




What I'm saying here is the Cardassians were the best drat characters in the show.

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And of course ripped apart by Pinhead

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I think the original series had the most interesting single episode ideas probsbly because they weren't locked into all the history and rules the later shows had. Giant planet eating machine? Giant cube all ran by a little boy? Meet an ancient roman God in the flesh? gently caress it lets do them all.

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I think data had more sex than Geordie did. Ladies would rather gently caress a robot than a black guy. Racist.

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Hes an engineer

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Intendant Kira is too drat sexy

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Troi was promoted as well

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Ein cooler Typ posted:

Is it morally wrong to gently caress Keiko in that episode when she had the body of a 12 year old but still had the mind of an adult and was able to consent?

No but I'm not sure i understand the question. We have no problems with people in a 25 year old body but with the mental capacity of. 12 year old banging so why would this be any different.

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Germstore posted:

If it makes you feel better I'm gonna take the stance that you should not have been banged.

I appreciate your concern. Thank you my friend.

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use the transporter to move stuff around. like troi beams up and suddenly shes packing some E cups

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Every once in a while someone says something innocent like "ice cream" or "Friday" but the music turns ominous and the lighting dims and the camera zooms in on Miles and O'Brien stares forward blankly with war sounds and screaming faintly in the background

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DS9 is great because its the only time characters actively dislike each other.

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TNG Worf and DS9 Worf are almost two different characters

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DS9 does a good job of making it seem like the place would just break in half without Obrien there. Yeah, everyone has a job but you could always get another security chief or captain if they died but if Smiley died you might as turn the lights off and shut it down.

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McCoy was good because you felt he and Spock were at least equal and often Spock came out a slight bit ahead.

Pulaski and Data was like watching a person kick an autistic child

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

It was amusing to me

I agree

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I think whatever actress played Jadzia had some mental problems that affected the show. At least it's a story I've heard.

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Psych bitches I knew the actress was terry Farrell the whole time. loving owned.

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criscodisco posted:

Was that the show with the blonde kid who killed himself? I think his character could talk to dolphins or something.

Jonathan Brandeis you piece of poo poo

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Sidekicks you piece of poo poo

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vyst posted:

gently caress you!

Reported

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The royale was a good episode and nagillum was suitably creepy and Rikers eggs looked like poo poo.

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

He infected the ship with videogames after a visit yo risa.

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Looking for the DS9 episode where Odo uses his powers to give himself a 18 inch donger and shows it to Kira.

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There were four lights

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My VISOR is picking up a lot more pussy juice Leah

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Leah my best friend is a robot. Do you understand me?


A goddamn ROBOT

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Good thing Rom never introduced Sisko to his other son, Nig

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Nefarious 2.0 posted:

shut the gently caress up

I'm sorry my joke hurts you so deeply, friend. I hope we can move past this in a more civil manner than personal attacks however.

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