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Voyager, not even once.
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 03:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 12:17 |
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Isaac posted:ho come in the movie Hollow Man the inside of him is still there but the outside is invisible his insides must be gone otherwise wouldn't he look like a big 'ol slim goodbody
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 13:08 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 13:18 |
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In Future's End they go back in time and it's explicitly stated that the only reason the microprocessor revolution happened was because that douche CEO got his hands on the time ship. So how could the microprocessor have also been invented when it was in JJTrek if, in order for the time ship to go back to 20th century Earth, Voyager needed to both exist and be stranded in the Delta Quadrant to kick off the string of events in the first place.
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 21:48 |
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If Pine-Kirk goes back to Nazi times will he be able to meet Shatner-Kirk? Could Shatner-Kirk then return to JJTrek? loving timelines
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 21:53 |
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:whats a flotter nothing, what's a flotter with you?
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# ¿ May 24, 2016 01:56 |
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Crowsbeak posted:Weren't the Kazon supposed to be space gangbangers? They were space slaves that overthrew their masters and then fragmented and achieved nothing but looting and infighting, so yes.
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# ¿ May 24, 2016 04:08 |
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treiz01 posted:Nine pages in and no one has, as far as I know, mentioned the best thing to come out of Voyager: for real janeway should have been courtmarshaled for not duct taping a bunch of I-Mods onto the outside of the ship and just wrecking borg poo poo.
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# ¿ May 24, 2016 05:17 |
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What is treks deal with making their main hero come from some rugged area, no one is ever just from NYC reppin' a borough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOOdJd5BZc&t=72s
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# ¿ May 24, 2016 05:27 |
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Do you think you could beat Neelix in a fistfight? How many Neelix's (Neelixi?) could you fight at once before you were overwhelmed? prostrat: turn off the lights
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 01:53 |
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PhyrexianLibrarian posted:I'm pretty sure that was Quark. You have brought shame on your house. Neelix takes a Klingon warrior to slam town when they meet some on a journey to find Klingon Jesus. It's Tom and B'elanna's kid
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 02:41 |
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The Sphinxster posted:You are talking my language. I also hate Bajorans. Bajorans still routinely suffer from famines and segregate themselves into religious castes but the Federation wants to let them in. Meanwhile that one planet that made some genetically modified soldiers and then put them in a settlement on their moon got slapped down.
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 03:09 |
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Voyager expects me to believe that Tuvok, a Commander in Starfleet for like 100 years and served under Captain Sulu but has never heard of the Nazi's or seen a Swastika. I think maybe Tuvok just resents being on a Human ship and is being an rear end in a top hat to everyone constantly.
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# ¿ May 30, 2016 23:11 |
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Holy poo poo does Voyager go out of its way to moralize poorly and loudly at me during this last season. Lineage is about how Blanna is a monster and it's immoral to genetically alter kids for reasons Repentance is a heavy handed tale about jailing minorities The Void is about how working together is good and how Janeway will literally throw away any chance of escape in order to preserve ~Starfleet Principles~ Workforce is a tale about capitalism run amok. Author, Author is another AI/HOLO RIGHTS episode Friendship One is about why the Prime Directive is so so so important and we shouldn't mess with native development Natural Law, in case you missed Friendship One and needed to be hit over the head with the lesson some more, is about why the Prime Directive is so so so important and we shouldn't mess with native development
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 02:50 |
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The General posted:I'm not sure you're taking the prime directive seriously enough. I hope there's a other one. Wasn't getting into a fight with the species that was native to the system in Natural Law and turning the shield back on actually just a greater violation of the prime directive? They say another species put the force field in place 'centuries' ago. So some assholes came through and violated the PD, interfering in the internal workings of these two civilizations and then Voyager comes in and Janeway says "Two wrongs make a right" before getting into a firefight, turning it back on and flying away. I don't think Voyager took the PD seriously enough.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 03:24 |
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DOMDOM posted:so i binged thru tng and ds9 but god drat i can stomach this voyager trash. is it ok to skip and watch enterprise? i really miss dr phlox i like how he talks If you like phlox talk you need to watch The Man From Earth which also has Tony Todd and one of the drunker irish holograms.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 04:32 |
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Darth Continent posted:Janeway isn't my favorite Star Trek Captain. Like 5 or 6 years later Janeway feels really bad about it for an episode though and mopes in her quarters the whole time. EDIT: Is it weird that Captain Picard Day falls so close to Fathers Day? This is what I would have expected for Commander Riker Day . Blood Shart fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Jun 16, 2016 |
# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 19:32 |
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One thing I've noticed in my watch through of Voyager is that whenever someone says something like: "Doesn't this fresh morning air feel good in your lungs?" Neelix always responds with an under his breath passive-aggressive "it's just lung" which I find hilarious. It's probably the most referenced piece of continuity on the show.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 17:49 |
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BattleMaster posted:I want this to be true so badly From the transcript of Microcosm: [Jefferies tube] ... (They crawl along a short tube to a junction. Janeway uses her tricorder again.) ... (They crawl to another junction.) NEELIX: It's so hot. My head is spinning. JANEWAY: You've got a high fever, fluid in your lungs. NEELIX: Lung. JANEWAY: That alien compound is acting quickly. Try to hang on. Just three more decks. NEELIX: Aye, aye, Captain. Janeway doesn't even bat an eye to it. No one ever does every time it happens. EDIT2: From Before and After: [Mess hall] (Neelix, in Starfleet uniform, is bringing out a blue-covered cake.) ALL [singing]: For she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny. NEELIX: Happy ninth, Kes. Go ahead, make a wish. Well, what are you waiting for? Blow out the candles. It's good to see that old lung is still working, Kessie. PARIS: Happy birthday, sweetheart. NEELIX: Well, you know, I haven't made one of these since, well, since I became security officer. TUVOK: Perhaps you would care to relinquish your commission and return to the scene of your former triumphs. Remember back when you loved me enough to give me a lung Kessie? I still love you Blood Shart fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jun 17, 2016 |
# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 19:22 |
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BattleMaster posted:I think it's real, the quote about the lung is in the Memory Alpha page for Before and After And in all the years they were in the Delta Quadrant the Doctor never bothered to learn how to make him a new lung. But he did learn how to gently caress
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 20:49 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:About to watch Insurrection for the first time since it came out. Don't do it you have so much to live for!
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 01:07 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:All I remember about it was a hologram ship, I hope it's good! Is that the one with the amazing Frakes/Sirtis commentary? EDIT: Neelix's Lung https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX1i3buWwUk Blood Shart fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jun 18, 2016 |
# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 01:14 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Whoa, watch out for this alien dude, he killed Mozart! Mozart, Salieri and Glorku of the Nextraxis IV.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 01:23 |
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VectorSigma posted:*the Narada emerges from a black hole time rift* At pointy factor 10 does the ship become a fractal? JJTrek Borg Cube:
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 02:43 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:No I did not pay for fat Tom Paris' autograph. I merely laughed at his misfortune. Truly the LORD's work.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 06:22 |
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Like 20 pages back people were talking about Farscape and I just wanted to say that Farscape gets good when Scorpius shows up towards the end of season 1 and the exact moment the show gets bad is the doubler episode where they make 2 John's. The best part of The Peacekeeper Wars is Rockne S O'Bannon walking into the writers room and killing off every character that was added after he left the show. Also Scorpius is the best scifi villain bar none IMO. You are allowed to have a different opinion but you're wrong.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 21:27 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Farscape is shitgarbagetrash. The whole thing sucks. It never gets better. The premise is dumber than voyager and everything is stained with its inescapable Australianism. FRELL YOU! I'm going into my Luxan HyperRage! https://youtu.be/Zjz470hUTB4
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 21:35 |
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Typical Pubbie posted:
Torchwood was garbage until the Children of Earth and Starz miniseries when it edged toward borderline watcable. The Starz series was good but like 3 episodes too long. I watched a few HD episodes of Farscape and you can see some of the moulding lines on Rygel but Pilot is still an impressive animatronic puppet.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 21:40 |
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Crowsbeak posted:I love that episode. Also I liked the episode with the ET looking creature thats in the ship. The weird episodes are the best ones. I have a soft spot in my heart for John Quixote and the body switching episode is really well done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fD7Uah_QUY Sometimes you can see the lighting grid or hands holding things, but that just adds to the cheese.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 00:55 |
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Dude Dell, So What
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 02:33 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:this is going to make me look dumb as poo poo, but I started watching Torchwood randomly on netflix and I was ok with it for an episode or two of it. Like, ok this is a decent premise and they're just going to explain more as it goes on. Then I looked something up that just made no sense and apparently I was dumb as gently caress because OBVIOUSLY its DR WHO The Torchwood - Doctor Who anagram didn't tip you off?
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 07:17 |
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Did someone order extra cheese on their scifi?
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 01:58 |
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FuhrerHat posted:watch lexx
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 03:16 |
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Thinking about it destroying the caretaker array was probably the best career move Janeway could have made. If she went back to the badlands she would have just filed a report and continued plodding along doing poo poo for admirals. Instead she gets to be the ultimate authority on a ship she calls her own and do whatever she wants for the next 70 years while heading back towards Earth. Even if she gets home early she'll immediately get an admiralship from it.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 08:39 |
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Temper Trudeau posted:I'd watch Robert Picardo on a shuttle, picking up the pieces and eventually amassing huge political and military support as he makes his way back to the alpha quadrant. Bet he made it back faster than Janeway did since he actually wanted to get back home.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2016 01:32 |
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FilthyImp posted:It's worse than that, because it's a callback episode to an earlier kind of lovely Pod People episode. We should have known something was up the moment repli-Janeway didn't destroy the experimental drive that would get them back in a few months.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2016 03:17 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I watched enterprise through season 3 and thought it was ok and better than Voyager by a wide margin. From what I gather if I had watched season 4 it would have been to the detriment of my memory of the show. Season 3 had North Star which is peak Trek. Ain't nothing gonna top that.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 00:54 |
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Volcott posted:Good Voyagers: the one where they try to get back a Federation probe loaded with the plans to all the good poo poo and Ensign Ricky never gets to finish his ship in a bottle because he's super dead. Sorry but this is wrong. This is actually a terrible moralizing episode about why the Prime Directive is super duper important and the aliens are dumb as poo poo.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 22:46 |
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DOMDOM posted:"Do you really think I'm pretty?" she asked, gasping mid-sentence I always assumed Neelix had a penis like a dog or cat that kind of slid out of a sheath but that doesn't seem to be the case here so my immersion is ruined. Still jacked it to completion though so 4/10.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2016 02:04 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Wasn't Naomi a literal child? She was another of those fast aging species that Neelix loved Just looked her actress up Blood Shart fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Jun 27, 2016 |
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