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I always thought that Stargate: Universe had the tone that Voyager lacked. The entire setup had great potential for high quality stories, but the biggest tension (Maquis and Federation having to get along) nearly vanished after episode three, and the biggest obstacle (lack of fuel) vanished after they sewed some nebula's butthole up post-Intrepid penetration. The finale was also terrible. I had a friend in college explain it to me, and I thought he was a loving liar. I was very wrong.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 02:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 10:10 |
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FuturePastNow posted:The Kazon were meant to be space street gangs. Like the Bloods and the Crips with starships. The intent with them was kinda racist, but Berman being a lazy hack worked in their favor and the writers forgot about the gang angle after a while. If you recall, the Big Scare in the early 1990s were street gangs. The Kazon were modeled on that. Also, they racist.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 02:29 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Alliances; The guy from Opinionated Trek Reviews frequently talks about how psychotic Janeway is. poo poo like this makes his diagnosis appear right on.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 20:20 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I forgot to add that Janeway's tone of voice during the speech makes it sound like she's ready to space anyone who ever dares suggest bringing up the topic of making alliances ever again. Or poo poo like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEgt2kGyEOA
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 20:40 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I thought the enterprise d had a special tank room for the dolphin people From what I can recall, TNG was supposed to be partially navigated by whales located in the front of the ship. That was supposed to be a thing starting in S1E1, but there was some sort of cost issue so they scrapped it. Why would they do something so stupid? Everyone in the late 1980s had a REAL boner for whales (see Star Trek IV), so the writers were gonna capitalize on this. Thank God they didn't. (disclaimer: this may all be wrong)
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 18:57 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The chairs are so that during a fight the disposable ensigns can't escape their exploding consoles. Stand-up people are important, so they're allowed to dodge. Fuses in the 24th century are made of C4.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 21:10 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Mayweather has been in space, where has his chair ever gone? That's what I thought. Hey man, did you know that TRAVIS MAYWEATHER has been in space before? Like, a LOT of space before. Like, frequently even.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 22:29 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I didn't know what this was, so I googled it and now I hate you for bringing it to my attention. Or maybe I'm grateful, since I now have a quantified example of everything I hate about modern pop music. You got a link handy for that?
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 21:33 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:https://thepatterning.com/2016/08/20/the-millennial-whoop-a-glorious-obsession-with-the-melodic-alternation-between-the-fifth-and-the-third/ Oh god that noise? If that noise makes it into a Trek opener I'm loving done with everything.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 22:02 |
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bloodychill posted:If a deranged Gul Dukat ever calls you in the middle of the night, you should probably just hang up the subspace signal. Wasn't that when he called Kira out of the blue like four years after leaving Terok Nor and said, "Hey Kira, I've forgotten to mention, totes hosed your mom! Byyyyyeeeeeee!"
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 06:08 |
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The only good thing about Voyager, summed up in a single post. Also, Jeri Ryan enabled Barack Obama to become president. So thats a thing. Also also Boston Public.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 08:01 |
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VectorSigma posted:dukat's half bajoran son will be back in ds9 2: deep space harder You act as if this wouldn't get watched and as if there wouldn't be a GBS STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE TWO COLON DEEP SPACE HARDER thread.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 06:32 |
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bloodychill posted:To be fair, a big part of DS9 was federation officers realizing the ferengi weren't too bad while the ferengi realized they needed to play better with their allies if they wanted to keep doing business with them. Occasionally Quark would even land a decent blow on Siskp during their arguments. Quark et al. going back in time to 1940s Roswell and finding out how savage huu-maans were in the past was particularly interesting. Apparently we were WAY more hosed up than the Ferengi ever were, which is a neat spin on things. It's like finding out this super cool 35 year old hippy chick you like was burning crosse and calling people faggots when she was 16, because that person lies just underneath the surface, ready to come out if times get hard and her alternative bookstore/crystal shop closes.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 18:56 |
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drilldo squirt posted:That could have been a really good episode if the writers were better. This statement applies to nearly every episode of VOY & ENT
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 03:45 |
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frogge posted:In fact I kind of dig their attempt at grimdark sci fi in a trek universe. Even that two parter felt weirdly anachronistic for an episode released in the mid-2000's. I have a hard time putting my finger on it, but the accentuation on the sex slave poo poo might be it.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 06:15 |
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angerbeet posted:Beaten like a rented Targ, nublet Get outta here, I was making GBS threads on Voyager before your neckbeard had come in.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 06:16 |
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Blistex posted:Just re-watched TNG: "Up the Long Ladder" (Irish stereotype episode) and holy poo poo, it is just one rung under "Code of Honour" (african stereotype episode) on the racism ladder. The only redeeming factors were... The Planet of Unkempt Female Pubic Hair
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 01:25 |
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Blistex posted:Isn't it ironic. . . don't you think? ...is this some sort of joke I'm not getting or is Goon TV Actron Face-Blindness striking again.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 06:31 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Scientific Method; Apparently they never learned the phrase, "never poo poo a shitter."
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 07:05 |
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I'm camped out at the in-laws watching BBC America, and there will be a VOY marathon on Sunday and Monday. What a way to ring in 2017, with the shittiest of Star Treks. No, I haven't heard of Enterprise, what's that?
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 04:33 |
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bloodychill posted:dooming another pre-warp species to doom Sounds ominous.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 12:53 |
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 00:52 |
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drowned in pussy juice posted:The entire animated series is on Netflix and I've never seen it before and it's so precious and beautiful and I think it might be my favourite trek Fun fact: the Slaver Weapon is a direct porting of Larry Niven's The Soft Weapon to the ST universe, and is why there are Kzinti in ST. If Enterprise would've went one more season there was a plan on having an episode revolving around a Kzinti. That would have redeemed ALL of Enterprise for me.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 13:34 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:"Well, should we at least send it to destroy their center of power or one of their many capital cities?" The number of strip malls and meth labs it took out must've been nearly uncountable.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 03:03 |
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Mo_Steel posted:The rod stewart version is better than the one they used for enterprise Holy poo poo loving
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 23:25 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:
Voyager died the way she lived: babbling incoherently and making GBS threads all over the mycomancy fucked around with this message at 20:07 on May 12, 2017 |
# ¿ May 12, 2017 20:03 |
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Timby posted:It's best not to try to make the Borg make sense; you'll go cross-eyed after five minutes and have a seizure after 10.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 00:33 |
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Mondian posted:Yeah right, RIP ENT S05 what could have been From my understanding, Kzinti and Shran The Man.
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 01:18 |
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Mister Facetious posted:Haven't read/listened to it in at least four or five years. Niven adapted a Known Space story called The Soft Weapon for TAS, where Spock replaced Nessus. This put the Kzinti in the Star Trek universe, and I think it also made Vulcans vegetarians because of a necessary plot point. Source: I'm a huuuuuuge loving sci-fi nerd.
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 01:54 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:It was certainly unique for having near movie grade effects at times, but when effects weren't happening in space it was very much sound stage stuff so it was an odd mix. But it was very distinctly its own class for a long time until effects came way down in price and by then, like 5,6 years later while TNG was still airing, even the most dogshit of syndicated tv shows had a pinch of deliberate CGI here and there. Also on the ostrizization of tobacco smokers.
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 04:02 |
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The General posted:This episode is a tease of some alternate universe with a sulu show. Turns out that it was some sort of spicy dank contagious meme the whole time.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 01:56 |
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Crowsbeak posted:So I am trying to get my sister and her fiancé who both love TNG anf Voyager into DS9. What episode should I use? Get better family members.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 05:54 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Somewhere the ghost of Gene Roddenberry is fully erect Waves of cum.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 23:37 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Kai Winn must have known after the first time they had sex that Anjohl Tennan was not on the up and up.. Think about it, aint no way Bajorans use condoms as they are against the will of the prophets and Cardiassian jizz must reek of kanar and taspar like pineapple does to human jizz so either Dukat went as far as to implant into himself Bajoran balls and the Bajoran equivalent of a prostate, and then wire them up into his rebuilt Cardie penis, or Winn was knowingly wiping off a substance that smelled like Rom's bartowel during the occupation. I'm almost there keeeeep goooooing
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 02:22 |
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quote:murder bump-heads Mods, please change thread title to: quote:STAR TREK: The Bump-Head Murders thanks Kahless bless
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 05:44 |
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Zesty posted:Well, it's actually a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada. Furthermore
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 05:44 |
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Baronjutter posted:If I was in starfleet and anywhere near a computer for my job I'd demand a full outfit like this. Well when you power all your equipment with loving plasma...
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 00:32 |
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FilthyImp posted:Wasn't it more of a balance of power bullshit prime directive thing? That's literally what the writers thought. The Kazon are a hamfisted attempt to comment on the "gang problem" of the early and mid 1990s. Those hairdoos ain't coincidence.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 03:49 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I love how in one episode they manage to get all the Kazon Sects together with their original oppressors (they were a slave race you see, before they stole their ships and ran off), and the Kazon are perfectly willing to make peace. It's their rear end in a top hat former oppressors who try to stab the Sect leaders in the back by using a ship to shoot at the meeting. And manage to get no-one killed but themselves. Fuuuuuuuck Voyager.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 04:09 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 10:10 |
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Baronjutter posted:man gently caress you star trek thread I'm watching LEXX now. I already have a boner, and some German woman is pulling on it to shower.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 15:57 |