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Yeah, it's not like Geordi wrote the line "when you're touching the engines, you're touching me" line. That was all the pervy computer.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I figured that was just the computer adapting to his input and responding in kind. Like it starts out being a blank slate that answers his questions in the most efficient way possible, but after he spends some time flirting with it the computer thinks he wants to go to bone town. The same computer that doesn't bother notifying anyone when people just disappear from the ship, or when vortexes to another dimension open up in people's quarters? Which, by the way, seems to happen all the goddamn time? I don't think this computer adapts to anything. For God's sake, the captain silk has to tell the computer if he wants a cup of tea hot or cold.
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Jun 1, 2016 22:20
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shadow puppet of a posted:Barclay is a space hypochondriac in an era of near perfect medical information. He was right about the time there was space worms in the transporter, and he was right to worry about his flu when it turned him into a spider and Troi into a fishlady.
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Jun 1, 2016 22:30
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If I'm thinking of the same thing you are, it's the phaser. It was 7 of 9 that blew out the shuttlebay doors, and when Kes came back she not only Carrie'd the interior of the ship, but she flew her shuttle right through the hull of Voyager. Thankfully they had a new hull in storage, though. It's times like this that I wish the Aatrek thing had never happened. I know he's a child molester and all, but he did have an excellent repository of Voyager gifs on his site that were great for threads like this.
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Jun 1, 2016 23:50
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Even the docevil one? I used to get stoned and listen to that for hours.
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Jun 2, 2016 00:48
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Also, for all of Geordi's protests that his holodeck program was essential for getting the Enterprise out of the trap they were in, the answer was just to floor the ship, then cut the power and coast out. Then everyone was blown away because Picard used the gravity of a large asteroid to help pull the shop out. Starfleet accepts only the best and brightest but suddenly everyone forgets that inertia is a thing. They all had panicked looks on their faces when he steered toward the asteroid.
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Jun 2, 2016 03:14
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whoflungpoop posted:Rikers culinary claim to fame was scrambled eggs how bachelor is that poo poo And only the Klingon could eat them.
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Jun 2, 2016 03:33
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Remember in season 1 Riker had a little tabletop hologram stripper in his quarters and there was a scene of him just sitting there watching it, smiling and nodding It was 2 women in sparkly togas playing space harps, but he was totally enjoying the show. 
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Jun 2, 2016 05:25
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VendaGoat posted:I never thought of this, but with all the internet porn that teenager boys can jerk off to, how do teenager ladies get their "fix"? Refusing to blow you after prom.
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Jun 2, 2016 06:35
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Crowsbeak posted:I always had a thing for Olivia D'abo, the child Q. (Which also makes the entire Q civil war even more bullshit when you consider she was a child of the Q). I always did too, which is peculiar because I knew I was gay. Are you 100% nailed down on chicks?
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Jun 2, 2016 06:42
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Meanwhile, in the TNG finale All Good Things..., the future ships were cruising around at warp 13, and no one was a lizard.
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Jun 2, 2016 06:54
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I mean I get the that and am aware of the of the plot, but is it bad enough that its good or just overhyped bad or mediocre?! I guess there is only one way to find out. It's overhyped bad. It's just a mediocre episode with a really stupid ending.
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Jun 2, 2016 06:55
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Sanctum posted:Wasn't there some other star trek series after voyager? I know it existed but I never watched it and don't know anything about it. Enterprise. It had Scott Bakula as the captain. It had absolutely top-notch production values, and looked nothing short of stunning in HD. Unfortunately, Bakula was stiff and boring, and most of the episodes are stale rehashings of old Trek scripts, with a few hidden gems buried in the muck. It did start to get interesting just around the time it got canceled, and wound up with a finale that was, frankly, insulting to anyone who had stuck with the series. I enjoyed it for the most part, but I'm easily swayed by starship porn. Also Trip, the engineer, was by far the sexiest Trek cast member to exist. Now the actor is doing a bunch of awful SyFy movies.
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Jun 2, 2016 14:12
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So a guy really likes catfish, so what? I'd still let him poz my wormhole.
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Jun 2, 2016 14:23
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Germstore posted:I wonder what the consequences of hacking a replicator to make real alcohol is. Early on in TNG it was explained that the replicator does a fine job making real alcohol if you just ask, back when they unthawed those 20th century people. They seemed to have changed that by the time they found Scotty on that Dyson sphere, because he had to steal Guinan's ecto cooler.
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Jun 2, 2016 21:02
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They also made it seem like it tasted nothing like the real thing, at least to regular drinkers. They should have made it like those low alcohol beers you used to be able to buy when you were 18, in that you didn't get very drunk but you couldn't really tell the difference unless you were completely dependent on alcohol.
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Jun 2, 2016 21:50
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Did Voyager have the same policy that TNG had of accepting scripts from anyone? It always seemed to me that in TNG amateur writers would occasionally take ideas from earlier episodes and change them, then other writers would change them a bit more, and it would snowball into things like synthehol changing so much. Voyager was full of ideas that were different from what we'd already seen (like the single episode that claimed it was impossible to steer at warp), so I was wondering if that could be blamed on amateur writers not really understanding what they were doing.
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Jun 2, 2016 22:17
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Automatic Slim posted:What? There was an episode where they had to go through a region of space with proximity mines or something, and Janeway said to Paris "what's the first thing they teach you about warp speed?" and he had some stupid rhyme like "only fly straight, get through the gate" or something equally dumb. They wound up programming the autopilot to fly for a bit, drop out of warp, turn, fly for a bit, drop out of warp, turn, repeat until they were clear of the trouble. All that instead of, you know, flying under or over the problem area. Trek always forgets that space has 3 dimensions.
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Jun 3, 2016 00:18
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Automatic Slim posted:No. Just similar characters played by the same actor. That was Voyager's first gently caress up right out of the gate. They couldn't really help it. Since TNG accepted scripts from outside writers, they would have had to pay royalties to the scriptwriter for every episode that Paris was in.
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Jun 3, 2016 02:48
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Blistex posted:"Faster than light, no left of right" Again, Trek writers forgetting all about 3 dimensional space. Should have been "no left no right no up or down, that's how we party in warp speed town".
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Jun 3, 2016 05:07
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Why do I remember this?
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How many times did Picard meet the love of his life, promise her that he would spend his lengthy shore leave with her, then never mention her again? I can think of 3 or 4. Playa gonna play.
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Jun 3, 2016 05:18
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Isn't the new show just going to be in CBS.com though? I mean, I'll just pirate it, but that's still more of a pain than just finding it on my DVR.
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Jun 3, 2016 06:29
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Data was just as creepy as Geordi with women. He dated that blond lady and when she complained that he didn't act like a real human boyfriend he went to her quarters and started yelling at her that she wasn't his mother.
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Jun 3, 2016 21:25
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Wasn't there some colonist chick who had the hots for Data? Yeah but they just kissed. I liked her the best because she was obsessed with androids and when it showed her house it was filled with android prototypes she had built, but they were all cheesy, like steel buckets with eyes made from bolts and washers.
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Jun 3, 2016 21:39
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happyhippy posted:This implies Dr Noonian Soong sitting at a workbench testing a robotic penis ejaculating over and over again. Well he was no scientist of he didn't make sure it feels good in your throat. I wonder if Data has a robo-prostate.
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Jun 3, 2016 21:54
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Germstore posted:Maybe data has a small replicator for disintegrating food if he needs to pretend to eat and for replicating semen and maybe urine depending on how weird the situation gets. If Kirk can have a pocket replicator that just makes marshmallows, Data can have a donger that makes a healthy batch of jizz. I wonder if he makes it taste salty in his quest to be more authentically human, or if he can do flavors like Pina Colada and wedding cake.
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Jun 3, 2016 22:04
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whoflungpoop posted:'women love equality' - some guy in the 80s The best part of the Angel One episode is that the writers (or director) heard oligarchy and thought that it meant all the women in charge should look like statuesque Marky Posts and the men should be tiny mincing little things that were gayer than old Paree and were spreading perfume on themselves with those Zha zha Gabor perfume bottle with the atomizer bulb.
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Jun 3, 2016 22:40
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If he was smart he'd have built the tub large enough for two. Did native Americans get circumcision, like with a rock or a hot stick or have a deer bite it off or something? I just want to imagine his dilz as realistically as possible.
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Jun 3, 2016 23:35
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shadow puppet of a posted:Starship captaining is an easy as gently caress job when you can always fight or flee. Plus every once in a while a sexy lady pretending to be the devil will teleport into your quarters with her hair all teased out and try to sex you up.
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Jun 3, 2016 23:45
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Hector Beerlioz posted:
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last time I watched it I was super drunk and showed it to a friend. Right afterwards I started to show him SeaQuest DSV and we promptly made out.
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Jun 4, 2016 05:05
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Centauri prehensile dick tentacles > klingon dog dicks > whatever that husk thing is that Riker's weird tranny girlfriend was into
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Jun 4, 2016 05:24
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If I could change the timeline I'd go back and kill myself after prom like I wanted to.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:15
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I like the one where Crusher goes to space Ireland and nails her grandmas dead boyfriend.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:27
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It's not for splashing in your eyes, it's for dipping your fingers into then fingering your butthole then licking your fingers.
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Jun 4, 2016 19:10
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"things were so much easier when the teleporter turned me 12."
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Jun 5, 2016 01:24
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FuturePastNow posted:I dunno, young Picard did better than most child actors. Yeah except he couldn't pronounce "Picard". He kept calling himself "pee-card".
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Jun 5, 2016 20:47
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Also, degenerative diseases should be a thing of the past.
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Jun 6, 2016 01:53
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Number 1, just personal taste, but number 2 looks like he's definitely packing a bigger donger.
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If you were going down on Kai Winn she'd rip your ears right off.
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