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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Chicago is a battleground
 
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Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

simmyb posted:

Perhaps America should consider that they need more guns?

We need less chicago. More guns would help.

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Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

 I am nearing the end of season 3 of The Wire. I find the funny looking redhead legal chick oddly hot.

I guess what I am saying is Bodymore Murderland>Chicago

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Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

 Anyone have the link to Bugs Bunny sawing off Illinois?

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Jan 4, 2011

Zogo posted:

Beloved 'Walking Man' badly beaten on Lower Wacker Drive with baseball bat
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-walking-man-attacked-20160525-story.html

This could start WWIII...

Dude was on whacker street, what did he expect?

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Jan 4, 2011

Cnut the Great posted:

This was on the TV just now and is relevant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ox1Tore9nw

Too bad Elvis is an irredeemable racist piece of poo poo who appropriated and stole from black culture. If you watched that video you're part of the problem. gently caress you.

Woah, that is some real post.

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Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Lime Tonics posted:

City records 300th homicide with 13 over Father's Day weekend

The city recorded its 300th homicide this weekend and went on to record six others over a 60-hour period that saw 59 people shot, 13 fatally, from Friday afternoon through early Monday morning.

So far this year, about 1,800 people have been shot across the city and more than 200 of those wounded have died of their wounds, according to records kept by the Chicago Tribune. A total of 306 people have been killed this year by shooting, stabbing or other means, Tribune records show.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-12-dead-at-least-41-hurt-in-weekend-shootings-20160620-story.html

July 4th is shaping up to be the worst in a long time.

good

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