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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blue Train posted:

rahm emanuel is a piece of poo poo

Qft

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Whenever i think of chicago i think of that secret torture prison the police ran and how the head guy was this grizzled korean war vet who was an expert at electrocuting peoples balls and anuses with one of those hand cranked generators and an electric dildo and i thank god im not young abd black in chicago

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Darth123123 posted:

Whatever happened to that totally not a place, place?

i think this is the last i heard about it:
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/apr/13/homan-square-chicago-police-records-secret-interrogation-facility-new-documents-lawsuit

and from before:
Earlier this month, the city of Chicago paid out $5.5 million to victims tortured by former Police Commander Jon Burge. Between 1972 and 1991, Burge and his men forced confessions out of more than 200 people by torturing them with suffocation, beatings, and genital electrocution. After costing the city over $100 million in legal fees and settlements, Burge continues to receive a $4,000 monthly pension from the city.

bonus:
Former Chicago homicide detective and Guantanamo Bay interrogator, Richard Zuley, faced multiple lawsuits alleging he coerced confessions, threatened suspects’ family members, planted evidence, and committed torture. After retiring from the department, Zuley was placed in charge of the interrogation of Guantanamo detainee, Mohammedou Ould Slahi. According to Slahi’s testimony, Zuley tortured him, subjected him to mock executions, and threatened to bring Slahi’s mother to Guantanamo to rape her.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
According to police documents, at least 11 people observed by investigators for the Recording Industry Association of America selling bootleg CDs and DVDs (including Jay Z albums and Marvel’s Iron Man movie) were “taken to Homan Square for processing”. A woman was “transported to Homan Square for processing” after police observing a fencing location for stolen goods found her with “2 cans of Tasters Choice decaffeinated coffee with Walgreens anti-theft stickers”.

“Very frequently”, someone arrested at Homan Square will not be subsequently charged with a crime, said Kilroy, the senior narcotics officer, adding: “They convert into a cooperating individual.”


loll

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Im just laughing at the idea of a guy getting tortured at the behest of the mpaa for pirating iron man

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Cartouche posted:

Anyone have the link to Bugs Bunny sawing off Illinois?

Id eather have one where he blows up rahm emmanuel with dynamite

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

naem posted:

They should just be able to put up signs that say "warning! Murdertown"

they probably just though that guy was a drug dealer

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