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IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Finally threw my answers in.

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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Yep, dropped some answers in your general direction.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Much appreciated to all! We have 35 entries so far. The record participation is 56 - it's a tall order to get 21 more entries before then, but I'd be thrilled to see it happen!

All you folks who've stopped by and had a look, why not play today? You've got nothing to lose and everything to gain!

MrChips fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jun 7, 2016

sadnessboner
Feb 20, 2006
Sent mine through just now

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



I started my response and should finish tomorrow! I've never missed an AI sheep game and will not start now. Maybe it'd be worth sending a spam email to previous players that haven't responded to this game yet?

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

Sent. Thanks for hosting another round, and also thanks for reminding me that I don't really know poo poo about engines :mad:

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib
sent. Gonna be interesting.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



My answers are submitted. I know this one counts, but I just can't help but be honest (and right :smug:)

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Answers sent. No joke answers.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

41 entries so far, with only a couple days left. Keep them rolling in!

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

CannonFodder posted:

No joke answers.
We'll be the judge of that.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Usual stupid answers incoming.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

meatpimp's submissions submitted.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


non-winning answers sent

ionn
Jan 23, 2004

Din morsa.
Grimey Drawer

NitroSpazzz posted:

non-winning answers sent

Us true sheep aim for a solid mid-herd score.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
Sent now.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

InitialDave posted:

We'll be the judge of that.

Well nothing like the sheep game where I went all :ussr:, even so I may still end up with black sheep.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

:siren: Three hours left to get your answers in!

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


In before the buzzer. Number 13 still stumped me. :(

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I went for a very sheepy answer for that one, although I have a few other ideas. Oh well can't wait to see what people say. :)

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Answers sent, at the last second and at great personal cost as usual :v:

Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'
IN BEFORE THE loving WIRE

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug

Mat_Drinks posted:

IN BEFORE THE loving WIRE

Just-in-time Delivery. Inspired by Toyota.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
I forgot about this until it was too late, that's what I get for working on my car instead of posting. I'll just watch to see how correct y'all's answers are.

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.
past dead line chat: I hope I wasn't the only one to not have answers for a couple of them.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

OK. all the entries have been plugged in; the grand total ended up being a nice, even 51 players:

1500quidporsche
Astrollinthepork
Bajaha
blindjoe
bolind
Cached Money
CannonFodder
Cat Terrist
CharlesM
CornHolio
cursedshitbox
Deeters
Elmnt80
Enourmo
ephphatha
freelop
Geirskogul
GrantC
ilkhan
InitialDave
ionn
IOwnCalculus
Jeherrin
KozmoNaut
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
leica
Liquid Communism
literally a fish
Maksimus54
Mat_Drinks
meatpimp
Motronic
Naked Bear
NitroSpazzz
sadnessboner
scuz
Seat Safety Switch
SFH1989
SharkyTM
ShittyPostmakerPro
Sigma X
slidebite
Slung Blade
some_admin
Somewhat Heroic
SSJOnizuka
Terrible Robot
The Locator
The Royal Nonesuch
TheFonz
Wrar

If you sent answers and do not see your username on this list, please get a hold of me ASAP. Otherwise, see you tomorrow at or about 3PM Pacific Time for the reveal of Questions 1 and 2!

MrChips fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Jun 13, 2016

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I'm excited. I'm thinking I'm actually going to be pretty sheepy for 1 & 2. Pretty normal stuff really.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Sorry I missed this one, just kept forgetting to get to it. I'll be watching the answers for the comedy though.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Thanks again for your work on this, MrChips, it's always great fun. I'm looking forward to another solid mid-pack finish!

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 1: When I buy a new car (or new to me car), this is the first thing I do with it.








Question 2: On the other hand, this is the last thing I do with my old car before the new owner (or the scrappers) comes to collect it.







Answers soon...

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
That picture of the dirty interior almost makes me sick.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's happening!

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
The best part is not remembering how you answered any of the questions :allears:

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
It's finally here!

It's like a Christmas where I find out that I'm an amoral deviant who doesn't fit with society's mores. That is, every Christmas.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.


scuz posted:

The best part is not remembering how you answered any of the questions :allears:

:hfive:

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Plz remove the picture of the interior of my car it's a privacy thing tia

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 1: When I buy a new car (or new to me car), this is the first thing I do with it.

Drive it - 11
Wrar
Cached Money
Bajaha
blindjoe
Motronic
IOwnCalculus
Deeters
SFH1989
Liquid Communism
sadnessboner
Astrollinthepork

Wash/detail it - 9
Somewhat Heroic
ilkhan
InitialDave
Mat_Drinks
Elmnt80
meatpimp
KozmoNaut
The Royal Nonesuch
TheFonz

Drive it hard/Race it/AutoX it - 4
leica
GrantC
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
CannonFodder

Change the fluids/tune-up - 3
literally a fish
NitroSpazzz
Terrible Robot

Registration and insurance. - 2
Slung Blade
freelop

Do/attempt a burnout - 2
scuz
ephphatha

Adjust the seat and mirrors - 2
Maksimus54
Enourmo

Fart in it - 2
ionn
ShittyPostmakerPro

Read the manual - 2
CharlesM
1500quidporsche

ACES:

Start filling out the to-do list of poo poo to fix - Seat Safety Switch
Check it for bourgeois water cooling systems - Geirskogul
Premium Floor mat/liner - SSJOnizuka
Put an engine in it. - cursedshitbox
Turn it on - CornHolio
Put on "Running Down a Dream" - Naked Bear
Check for spiders - Jeherrin
Show it to friends. - The Locator
Have sex in it...I mean, double-check the fluid levels - some_admin
Curse the PO/Engineers - bolind
Inspect every inch of it - slidebite
Take pictures, ala syf0n - SharkyTM
New tires - Sigma X
DEAD HOOKER TEST THE BOOT FOR SIZE - Cat Terrist




Question 2: On the other hand, this is the last thing I do with my old car before the new owner (or the scrappers) comes to collect it.

Get all my crap out of it - 17
Enourmo
Cached Money
Seat Safety Switch
freelop
Maksimus54
SSJOnizuka
literally a fish
Wrar
some_admin
The Locator
Deeters
SharkyTM
slidebite
SFH1989
CannonFodder
NitroSpazzz
CharlesM

One final drive goodbye - 4
CornHolio
Bajaha
sadnessboner
The Royal Nonesuch

Take off useful/sentimental parts - 4
GrantC
InitialDave
Astrollinthepork
1500quidporsche

Clean it (presumably for evidence removal) - 4
Elmnt80
Mat_Drinks
Cat Terrist
Terrible Robot

Fart in it - 3
blindjoe
ShittyPostmakerPro
ionn

Flog it - 3
leica
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Sigma X

Burnout - 3
ephphatha
Motronic
ilkhan

Take the plates off - 3
IOwnCalculus
Slung Blade
meatpimp

ACES:

Smear semen on the steering wheel - Geirskogul
Wreck it - Liquid Communism
Lay down a thick coat of Wax - TheFonz
weld the crank pulley - cursedshitbox
Clear the check engine light - scuz
"That'll do pig. That'll do." - Naked Bear
Infest with spiders - Jeherrin
Count my fat stacks of cash - KozmoNaut
Weep softly kneeling next the nearside front fender. - bolind
Take a picture of it. - Somewhat Heroic

MrChips fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jun 15, 2016

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 2:

Wrar - 28
Cached Money - 28
Deeters - 28
SFH1989 - 28
CannonFodder - 21
literally a fish - 20
NitroSpazzz - 20
Enourmo - 19
Maksimus54 - 19
freelop - 19
CharlesM - 19
Seat Safety Switch - 18
SSJOnizuka - 18
The Locator - 18
some_admin - 18
slidebite - 18
SharkyTM - 18
Bajaha - 15
Astrollinthepork - 15
sadnessboner - 15
blindjoe - 14
Motronic - 14
IOwnCalculus - 14
InitialDave - 13
Elmnt80 - 13
Mat_Drinks - 13
The Royal Nonesuch - 13
Liquid Communism - 12
ilkhan - 12
meatpimp - 12
TheFonz - 10
KozmoNaut - 10
Somewhat Heroic - 10
GrantC - 8
leica - 7
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 7
Terrible Robot - 7
1500quidporsche - 6
Slung Blade - 5
CornHolio - 5
ShittyPostmakerPro - 5
ephphatha - 5
Cat Terrist - 5
ionn - 5
Sigma X - 4
scuz - 3
Geirskogul - 2
cursedshitbox - 2
Naked Bear - 2
Jeherrin - 2
bolind - 2

See you tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 3 and 4!

MrChips fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jun 15, 2016

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Oh god I remember now, I was drunk as poo poo when I answered those questions :ohdear:

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Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
WTF I didn't say I cleaned a car before I get rid of it I just said I wiped it down for fingerprints. Cleaning implies that I give a poo poo about whoever I'm selling it to (I've never sold a car in my life) instead of just trying to avoid a chat with the cops. :v:

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