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Get in the barrel and roll up on em like a straight gangsta YEEAH
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Hide in that barrel, the book gave it to us for a reason. e: ^^^ We haven't learned the barrel roll secret technique yet. ^^^
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May 28, 2016 19:37
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tell them you are an excellent bone man
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May 28, 2016 19:38
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Cathulhu posted:Hide in that barrel, the book gave it to us for a reason. Good point I guess we need dexterity for that or something.
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May 28, 2016 19:42
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I never ended up buying this book - I was way more into scifi back when the two fisted games were being published (which is why the last thread was such a trip down memory lane). I'm pretty sure somewhere in my parents attic is a mint copy of that weird Ancient Egyptian/Star Trek cyoa. Star Pharoah and the Curse of the Mummy's Black Hole? Something like that. Anyway, any option where we can use our barrel to metal-gear-solid our way past the encounter gets my vote. If that isn't an option we better just start gardening until the situation resolves itself.
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May 28, 2016 19:44
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You're a skeleton! Creep! It's what you're good at!
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May 28, 2016 19:58
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psychokitty posted:Good point I guess we need dexterity for that or something. Nah, I think the bonewheel move mentions dexterity, but I don't think it's a requirement for anything. It has been a while though. I found it in the garbage room when I was eight. I remember playing through it until it burst into flames, so everything I say might just be child-me misremembering or misreading.
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May 28, 2016 20:00
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I think creeping up narrowly has it here. Update coming soon. E: on second count it's a tie between barging in, creeping up on them or hiding in a barrel. next vote carries it. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 20:11 on May 28, 2016 |
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May 28, 2016 20:08
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BARREL HIDE
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May 28, 2016 20:23
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barrel hide it is! update soon
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May 28, 2016 20:28
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I DID IT
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May 28, 2016 23:15
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They'll barrel-ly know we're there! I'll just see myself out....
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May 28, 2016 23:21
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At some point we need to hide in a dungeon or basement or something and drag an adventurer into the barrel while they're searching for treasure. "Oh, it's just a bunch of old bones, maybe there's something in this onYEAA GAAHH!"
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May 28, 2016 23:24
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Outrail posted:At some point we need to hide in a dungeon or basement or something and drag an adventurer into the barrel while they're searching for treasure. this is the dream of every decroded skeleton Here's the update: Last time (fully scanned in now):  We bravely hide (249):   and that happens. Well, what now? I'll get back to rummaging around for the scraps that seem to have fallen out of every part of this book while you consult your copies and memories for the next move. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 00:49 on May 29, 2016 |
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May 28, 2016 23:41
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Clearly we need to wait for the elves to kill the bear then replace are own limbs with the right two bear arms.
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May 28, 2016 23:51
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Pop out of the barrel, cackling madly. Wave your arms and bob back and forth, swinging your shears haphazardly at any nearby targets.
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May 28, 2016 23:53
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Fellbat posted:Clearly we need to wait for the elves to kill the bear then replace are own limbs with the right two bear arms. yeah you've played this before. it all goes downhill from here. There's a reason this book was singled out as the most disgusting entry in the series.
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May 29, 2016 00:18
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Pop out of the barrel just long enough to throw a single bone and have it travel very slowly through the air in the general direction of your targets. Do this once per second.
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May 29, 2016 00:24
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Wait for an opportune moment while the Elves and Hippandros are busy and Unleash our enslaved brethren! Since we're just bones the bear doesn't see us as food, but he'll attack everything else. I can't remember if he becomes our buddy or trundles off after the fight though, I read a reprint that read a little weird with non-matching page numbers so I guess it was one of Two Fisted Steve's attempts at 'editing' the original. After the fight we should get the option of 'upgrading' our appendages, or at least taking a spare or two. Outrail fucked around with this message at 00:28 on May 29, 2016 |
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May 29, 2016 00:25
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Punch an elf in the dick
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May 29, 2016 00:31
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I already retired from this adventure it never do what I say 
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May 29, 2016 00:32
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Outrail posted:Wait for an opportune moment while the Elves and Hippandros are busy and Unleash our enslaved brethren! From a certain point of view, our "enslaved brethren" are actually the skeletons of the men and elves trapped within living flesh. We have an obligation to free all of them.
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May 29, 2016 00:34
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JiveHonky posted:I already retired from this adventure it never do what I say Punch this guy in the dick
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May 29, 2016 00:34
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JiveHonky posted:I already retired from this adventure it never do what I say it's a team effort! 
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May 29, 2016 00:35
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Whatever you do, make sure to make a skeleton pun like "roll them bones!" if we decide to roll at them in our barrel and bowl them over like ninepins. Or "I guess you're boned!" (general application)
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May 29, 2016 00:37
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Every update that passes without a skeleton pun is a disgrace.
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May 29, 2016 00:38
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Poland Spring posted:Punch this guy in the dick Hide dick in barrel
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May 29, 2016 00:38
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Applewhite posted:From a certain point of view, our "enslaved brethren" are actually the skeletons of the men and elves trapped within living flesh. We have an obligation to free all of them. That is an extremely valid point. Happily, by releasing the bear we achieve the same result with more mayhem and hopefully less danger to our own flesh-less skeleton.
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May 29, 2016 00:38
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"SOCKET to me!" (shouted while launching a dagger from one of our empty eye sockets)
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May 29, 2016 00:43
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Don't get RATTLED when things get rough!
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May 29, 2016 00:44
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Applewhite posted:Whatever you do, make sure to make a skeleton pun like "roll them bones!" if we decide to roll at them in our barrel and bowl them over like ninepins. "I don't mean tibia bother!"
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May 29, 2016 00:45
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don't give me a ribbing just because mr. skull doesn't find puns patella-ble. I find them quite humerus myself.
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May 29, 2016 00:52
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"Hey buddy, you've got a BONE CALL!" *Wallops guy with club made of own femur*
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May 29, 2016 00:52
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*kills man using a hammer, an anvil and a stirrup*
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May 29, 2016 00:54
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Arkanomen posted:Don't get RATTLED when things get rough! Until we get a special sword (if we get it), this is just good advice.
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May 29, 2016 00:57
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If we get to the Captain's Ball section of the book make sure to say "Mind if I cut shin on this dance?!" to the Vice-Admiral and then stab them in the shins.
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May 29, 2016 01:01
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The Bear Arms are great when paired up but obviously we need a Handy arm, so I say we should: > Trip a passing elf and maybe get the bastard's weapon in the process!
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May 29, 2016 01:30
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I am fully in favor of trying to court the Admiral's fiancée but we should have the elf's fancy hat to go with that cloak from later on if we want to be fashionable so let's attack the elves.
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May 29, 2016 01:37
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poisonpill posted:I am fully in favor of trying to court the Admiral's fiancée but we should have the elf's fancy hat to go with that cloak from later on if we want to be fashionable so let's attack the elves. Yeah you really have to plan ahead pretty far in advance to have a decent chance of success.
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I hope we get to meet some super gay elf skeletons.
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