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The new GBS Inquisition has found you guilty of acts against the invading force. Please post "I am guilty" to be told what crime it is.

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treasure bear

I am guilty

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat

Macnult

"I am guilty" to be told what crime it is.

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

im NOT gay


hi how are you ♥

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you were not neat and did not wipe the seat when you sprinkled when you took a tinkle





sentence : 4 years hard labor in siberia

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You double dipped in the COMMUNITY queso dip that we ALL agreed to pay for but you didnt even pay for


sentence: gulag

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Macnult posted:

"I am guilty" to be told what crime it is.

Very funny, you semantics is only going to add more to the crime for borrowing my loving favorite book and dog earring the poo poo out of the pages and underlining every naughty word in it, ugh



sentence: burning at the stake

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im keeping my eye on you , boner.

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HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat

Smash it Smash hit posted:

You double dipped in the COMMUNITY queso dip that we ALL agreed to pay for but you didnt even pay for


sentence: gulag

fair enough, comrade

treasure bear

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you were not neat and did not wipe the seat when you sprinkled when you took a tinkle





sentence : 4 years hard labor in siberia

it was just a social experiment!

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HighwireAct posted:

fair enough, comrade

the gbs court is tough but fair.

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treasure bear posted:

it was just a social experiment!

if there is one thing the inquisition hates more than seat wetters its social scientists :commissar:

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bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete

Macnult posted:

"I am guilty" to be told what crime it is.

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I am chill-ty

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hm another wise guy huh :smug: dont worry justice will be swift

your crime: you said you were going to pick me up after soccer practice but when you showed up THIRTY MINUTES late you smelt like weed and were blasting the new 311 mixtape and totally embarassed me infront of my coach


punishment: have to mine gold for 2 years, 10 hour shifts for my WOW guild.

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I Was The Fury posted:

I am chill-ty

hm. not quite. hm.

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I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Then I guess I'm just guilty

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Smash it Smash hit posted:

hm another wise guy huh :smug: dont worry justice will be swift

your crime: you said you were going to pick me up after soccer practice but when you showed up THIRTY MINUTES late you smelt like weed and were blasting the new 311 mixtape and totally embarassed me infront of my coach


punishment: have to mine gold for 2 years, 10 hour shifts for my WOW guild.

can i :350: while on shift?

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DraconicImpulse posted:

can i :350: while on shift?

nope and it is a foreign language server

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I Was The Fury posted:

Then I guess I'm just guilty

it is very respectable you admit to your crimes of making me a summer of love mix tape CDR and not include ANY beach boy songs also have the CDs skip and you obviously had it in your car for awhile because it has sun spots on it


punishment: the gallows with you.

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Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

why is the GBS Inquisition sentencing people to the gulag? that seems like the purview of the GBS NKVD

you guys should be doing auto-da-gays or something according to my copy of the 5 year plan, comrade.


hi how are you ♥

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Smash it Smash hit posted:

it is very respectable you admit to your crimes of making me a summer of love mix tape CDR and not include ANY beach boy songs also have the CDs skip and you obviously had it in your car for awhile because it has sun spots on it


punishment: the gallows with you.

Thank you.

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Saint Isaias Boner posted:

why is the GBS Inquisition sentencing people to the gulag? that seems like the purview of the GBS NKVD

you guys should be doing auto-da-gays or something according to my copy of the 5 year plan, comrade.

boner, you are overstepping please. do not undermine me infront of yobbers

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Macnult

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boner, you are overstepping please. do not undermine me infront of yobbers

you are a yobber

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Macnult posted:

you are a yobber

you shut your filthy dirty mouth

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I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Smash it Smash hit posted:

you shut your filthy dirty mouth

Woah chill out

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I Was The Fury posted:

Woah chill out

dont you have some hanging to do?

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I Dunno

I am guilty and I just wanna add that I'm also very, very sorry before you decide on my sentence.

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Smash it Smash hit posted:

dont you have some hanging to do?

Oh I'm always hanging around

FutonForensic

Hello I am guilty, I am dad


City of Glompton

Smash it Smash hit posted:

you shut your filthy dirty mouth

you posted here three or more times, thus acquiescing to becoming one of us and also agreeing to not sue. it's in the eula but most people don't bother to read it oh well enjoy your yobber status, new friend!

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I Dunno posted:

I am guilty and I just wanna add that I'm also very, very sorry before you decide on my sentence.

The court will note your obvious regret.

your crime: you tagged me in some photos on facebook that were NOT flattering at all and also i told my parents i couldnt help them the next morning because i was sick and now they totally know it was because i was sloshed on mikes hard lemonade


sentence: you gotta post THAT embarassing picture when you were young and tag all the popular kids in school

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FutonForensic posted:

Hello I am guilty, I am dad

unfortunately your family position will not grant you leniency in the court


your crime: you borrowed my car and i very casually told you it was at like 3/4th a tank and when i got it back it was nearly empty and smelt of cig smokes

sentence: cut off your thumbs

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City of Glompton posted:

you posted here three or more times, thus acquiescing to becoming one of us and also agreeing to not sue. it's in the eula but most people don't bother to read it oh well enjoy your yobber status, new friend!

i signed no such charter your barbaric native rules have no precedence over us

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

City of Glompton posted:

you posted here three or more times, thus acquiescing to becoming one of us and also agreeing to not sue. it's in the eula but most people don't bother to read it oh well enjoy your yobber status, new friend!

Welcome to the Yob, friend! Here's a chair for you ta HAVE:

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Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i signed no such charter your barbaric native rules have no precedence over us

this is true, GBS posters have diplomatic immunity via the GBS embassy


hi how are you ♥

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Splatmaster posted:

Welcome to the Yob, friend! Here's a chair for you ta HAVE:



trying to give me small pox :rolleyes: not falling for that one!

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I Dunno

Smash it Smash hit posted:

The court will note your obvious regret.

your crime: you tagged me in some photos on facebook that were NOT flattering at all and also i told my parents i couldnt help them the next morning because i was sick and now they totally know it was because i was sloshed on mikes hard lemonade


sentence: you gotta post THAT embarassing picture when you were young and tag all the popular kids in school

Looks like I'll have to change schools again. :(

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Piso Mojado

I'm guilty?

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