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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
America should be all over that poo poo but no one wants to fund it. Probably got something to do with the oil and plane companies and amtrak sucking.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Never, they're too collectivist.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Maybe once vaccines increase the rates of autism more.

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe
I think america might be too big for high speed trains to be practical but im no expert

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Maybe if one of those speed talking auctioneer types read the John Galt speech....

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
when someone builds a train that only takes blacks and mexicans away from white neighborhoods

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Embracing a high speed train sounds dangerous op but thankfully Americans have too much common sense for that

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Has there been a high speed rail system ever that's not constantly in a state of budget crisis

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
we have trains that fly they are called planes

hope this helps!!!

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
I would embrace a high speed trans

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
embrace this op

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Because not only have the billions of dollars the Department of Transportation had earmarked for infrastructure maintenance been poached by other agencies (putting us in an almost insurmountable hole), but high-speed rail would cost a further $150 billion to implement. So unless Congress can agree to cut Defense in half and repair the roads and bridges, it's never going to happen.

So it's never going to happen.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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guys why doesnt this continent sized country do the same thing that my european country smaller than california does

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Trains are more efficient than cars so there're fewer opportunities for greedy gusses to get their hooks in and grift a nation of chumps.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Fojar38 posted:

guys why doesnt this continent sized country do the same thing that my european country smaller than california does

Lol if think a high speed train system wouldn't just go between a few major metropolitan areas and not span over the unless middle part of your country.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
A second train has hit the tower

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

Node posted:

A second train has hit the tower

train fuel doesn't melt steel beams

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
read title as "high speed trans" and thought that was a rude way to refer to caitlyn jenner.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

TheShazbot posted:

train fuel doesn't melt steel beams

Of course not, that would melt the trains engine you dope.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
We cant even do the turns with the old trains right!

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
Hyperloop is probably the only possibility.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
4 wheels good 48 wheels bad

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Nation posted:

embrace this op



why'd you post a selfie?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Gaunab posted:

why'd you post a selfie?

Wait for it ....




...
turn on your monitor.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

they're trying to build one from Houston to Dallas but all the rednecks and suburbanites are going "muh property rights :arghfist:" and how they dont want a badass bullet train flying by their homes

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

drunkill posted:

4 wheels good 48 wheels bad

6 wheels better

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

i am pretty sure that when people in japan or wherever embrace their high speed trains it is a tragedy for their family and tremendous inconvenience to everyone else

do not embrace high speed vehicles OP

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I don't know.. I heard on these very forums that trains are the autistic mode of transportation and if you like them then people will think you're autistic and, therefore, not cool.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
When is America going to embrace high speed trains?

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
probably never since cars are so commonplace

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Americans like to drive too much.

'cause driving is cool.

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

a hole-y ghost posted:

I don't know.. I heard on these very forums that trains are the autistic mode of transportation and if you like them then people will think you're autistic and, therefore, not cool.

taking words of wisdom from fyad, the most autistic of all the posters here? welp

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Autistic women are sometimes hot I'd bang T'pol

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I'm pretty sure Bruce Jenner has a Porsche.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Maybe in a few hundred years when America's population density approaches that of your average European hellhole trains will not be a gigantic waste of money and there will actually be enough people to use them. Until then,

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
Just as soon as an individual/small group of billionaires finds a way to rip off the public to build one for free (at 100% cost to the taxpayer) while getting 100% of the profits.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



SopWATh posted:

Just as soon as an individual/small group of billionaires finds a way to rip off the public to build one for free (at 100% cost to the taxpayer) while getting 100% of the profits.

This is how all the existing trains in America work. The fact that no more are getting built should tell you something

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Skeleton Ape posted:

This is how all the existing trains in America work. The fact that no more are getting built should tell you something

Hell, we're even doing highway expansions like that. Heavily congested commute routes getting toll express lanes added and managed by for profit companies that take the majority of the profits (just like traffic camera management companies).

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noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

comes along bort posted:

when someone builds a train that only takes blacks and mexicans away from white neighborhoods

Most major cities already have this covered. Apparently it's a priority.

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