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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I also have the facial hair and eye bags of Rob Zombie. I'm not trying to emulate him, it's just laziness on my part.

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Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Holy poo poo is there seriously no fat guys with nice hair? Like Don Draper hair, or anything hair

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

my hubs got a rockin beard does that count?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

psychokitty posted:

my hubs got a rockin beard does that count?

nope :smug:

Bo-Pepper
Sep 9, 2002

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Fun Shoe

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012



someone post the retard jd/turk plz

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Prorat posted:

Holy poo poo is there seriously no fat guys with nice hair? Like Don Draper hair, or anything hair

i am sure they exist, but this thread sure as hell isnt providing any pictures of them. voted 1.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

as you can see, students, the endangered red-headed manatee is currently in heat due to its mating season

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

mr. stealyogurl

Green Hill Friendzone
Oct 27, 2013

This is a real thing I have also noticed in the world.

But where are the pics?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

handshake posted:

This is a real thing I have also noticed in the world.

But where are the pics?

i think the issue is this is a thing none of us want to google image search

every time i go to a bar ever there's 3 fat guys pretending to be muscle guys with a decent haircut and a well groomed beard though, this is a truth, confirmed

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012



would

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

mr. stealyogurl

I don't think girls are at the top of his list lol

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

extra stout posted:

i think the issue is this is a thing none of us want to google image search

every time i go to a bar ever there's 3 fat guys pretending to be muscle guys with a decent haircut and a well groomed beard though, this is a truth, confirmed

They have a well groomed beard so they can shave in a jawline and chin, then pretend they're fit but just have huge arms and calves.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

criscodisco posted:

They have a well groomed beard so they can shave in a jawline and chin, then pretend they're fit but just have huge arms and calves.

true, but compared to the 2000s trend of doing just that weird chin strap outline for the same purpose, this looks way less retarded

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
ok well i think we summed this thread up- fat people your hair styles are getting better but your opinions keep getting worse

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'm considering growing a chitinous skin over my arms, in hopes that i can mold them into muscle shapes

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

nawcom posted:



man, i'm not having much luck finding a fattieman with beautiful hair

I never thought "fatter Bruce Vilanch" would ever describe a human, but here we are.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Thread title should have been "Fat guy with the good hair"

0/10

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Too messy up front. She was trying for bangs, but her hair is too thin.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
What about skinnyfats like me? I swear I'd be winning this thread if I could just put on a goddamn pound to save my life

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof

Vastarien posted:

Not fat, but check out the head of hair on this guy:



I'd kill for that poo poo.

what episode of friends is this from

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


fyodor posted:

lol he dead


I suddenly feel better about colonialism.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!



Zach Braff is an IRL version of the B^U guy.

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
Can I get an amen?

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Superior Bastard posted:

Can I get an amen?



AMEN SISTA

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Michael Moore lost some weight, that's good I was worried for him

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Yeah, op, its called a mirror lol

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

rip

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


rip gentle goon giant

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

he was SA's BFG (roald dahl, not doom)

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Sounds like me, minus the nice hair

Android Lust
Sep 2, 2012


That looks like fat Garth from Wayne's World.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006



Looks kind of like eric cartman

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

nawcom posted:

he was SA's BFG (roald dahl, not doom)

Big loving Giant?

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