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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Why do goons hate cartoonish silly bullshit in Overwatch, but lap up ~The Marvel Cinematic Universe~?

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pedo-katty
May 28, 2016

by Shine
cargo crew and mdma raver initiation culture in toronto

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~love and peac~

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



tetsuo posted:

its good you should play it but if you play on consoles you're a failure at life imo

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
an fps on a console is a sad thing

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Game has like 21 heroes. They all play very differently from each other and they are all fun.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Strategic Tea posted:

Why do goons hate cartoonish silly bullshit in Overwatch, but lap up ~The Marvel Cinematic Universe~?

do they?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-05-27-is-blizzard-scrubbing-the-internet-of-overwatch-porn

quote:

This too has been rather popular as Pornhub realised people searched for Overwatch-related porn 817 per cent more on 5th May when the open beta went live.

lol

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


polio king posted:

you can't afford a $40 game but you're having a kid? wtf

i cant afford a 40 dollar game because im having a kid, things like cribs and strollers are a bit more important sadly right now

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Celluloid Sam posted:

i cant afford a 40 dollar game because im having a kid, things like cribs and strollers are a bit more important sadly right now

Get an abortion. If she doesn't want one, push her down a flight of stairs.

Problem solved!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




lol

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Would Blizzard make a ton of $$$ if they just came out with "official" Overwatch porn ? Maybe nobody would be interested though

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
opening porn loot boxes until I get futa-mercy/pharah anal.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

tenspott posted:

It's pretty lol to me that they made all these different characters to appease the SJWs or whatever and the only character they use to promo the game is the chick with the tight rear end in the catsuit..

sh looks like a cute butch lezzer though, thats the using sex to sell tihngs holy grail with the milenial demographic.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

JiveHonky posted:

When I get plat soon ill send u some info

When I get plat you can send me some info or information, too and I will read it.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Minimalist Program posted:

When I get plat you can send me some info or information, too and I will read it.

sure thing MP

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
A lot of the guys have masks or weird robot faces. did you notice ?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Infidel Castro posted:

Get an abortion. If she doesn't want one, push her down a flight of stairs.

Problem solved!

hosed up man

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Don't listen to him sid, he's just upset that millions of years of evolution to create him will cease

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Look, I'm just trying to offer up solutions to people's problems. He doesn't have to take my advice if he Durant agree with it.

I'm just saying $340 gets him Overwatch plus the next eighteen years of his life back.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


abortions are free in ontario

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you dont want an abortion dont get one

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im not gonna!

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Infidel Castro posted:

Look, I'm just trying to offer up solutions to people's problems. He doesn't have to take my advice if he Durant agree with it.

I'm just saying $340 gets him Overwatch plus the next eighteen years of his life back.

poo poo the way kids stick around the house these days it's more like 30+ years

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



Strategic Tea posted:

Why do goons hate cartoonish silly bullshit in Overwatch, but lap up ~The Marvel Cinematic Universe~?

I hate both mr. Strategic Tea.
Though like the MCU, everything blizzard produces feels soulless and made by committee.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




4outof5 posted:

poo poo the way kids stick around the house these days it's more like 30+ years

Yeah but you're legally on the hook only for 18.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
why would i play a multiplayer only game? i need my games to have an epic & deep story

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i dont give a gently caress ill play counterstrike till i die

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Don't let My avatar fool you, I am going to present a fair and balanced review, right here.

*Ahem*

It's good and fun.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you cant grief the enemy then whats the point

last night our team was ahead by 10 rounds so we did whats called "last man standing " and send out one guy a a time against 5 enemies

when he dies we either send out another one or gets he gets 5k

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i mean maybe over watch is ok but its seems like TF2 but just by blizzard which i cant loving stand DOTA so gently caress it

CS4EVER

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Guys just hit up the chill thread and meet some rad goons and shoot mans together and sometimes roll 6 d.vas deep.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ok i have an nvideo 560 tirbo will that work

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

holy lol you guys it's just a game

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

one questions

if you get dead do you respawn or do you have to wait until the round is over?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm glad I don't know what futa means

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

vyst posted:

I'm glad I don't know what futa means
it means an anime with a dick and a vag

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




numberoneposter posted:

one questions

if you get dead do you respawn or do you have to wait until the round is over?

You respawn after 10 seconds.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
This game was fun until the 30th time an 8 year old killed my entire team of 8 year olds with his participation-trophy supergun

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

there is a reason why 5 v 5 CS matched ranked is so popular

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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Lol @ vyst pretending he's not a hentai enthusiast

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