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pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
decided to show them the pr0spector88 account and say i make money employing a manic pinoy girl to tweet about my life

now at internet beat off cubicle cafe and thinking about beating off while the micro penis asian guy watches me

dunno wat to do anymore, i preemptively named all the bricks in my jail cell by name and hugged my momma goodbye :(

i think alot about talking about gossip vs physicality but then i also think about fighting/choking hamao's wife angela and i get confused

the painted bird is in the reflection in front of me looming over my back and i just feel like if i was a better person i would have got to sniff more girls assholes before i die

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Bitter fly
Sep 25, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
gay

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
hey op here is a tip for you

gently caress off

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

hi dare

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Jeff Sichoe posted:

hey op here is a tip for you

gently caress off

Hi jeff friend :hfive:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
So, is a manic pinoy girl a boy pretending to be a girl?

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

So, is a manic pinoy girl a boy pretending to be a girl?

dunno it is undefined

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
When you get banned I want to assume the name "pornogram"

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
okay

it wasnt a name i really thot of much

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
can you give me some gift cards dare

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
nah u live in san antonio and take life too seriously for me valcom

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i dont live in san antonio that is a baseless lie :mad:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



pornogram posted:

okay

it wasnt a name i really thot of much

To be fair, I'm betting there is very little you think much of.

d00kiemastah
Jun 11, 2006
An afro is the symbol of a man.
Haoma lives alone in a shed on his sister's property, so I do not think he is married personally

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
my whole job is out thinking u fags but the thing is ur a vindictive heavily insecure, pride, and financially motivated group so i routinely have my hands tied

4 example saying something like the first 10 pages of a narnia book are technical catholic ironic child porn makes ppl FREAK THE gently caress OUT

but instead we gonna get quality yakman threads about owning guns but being a pacifist in fyad

gently caress ya

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax

d00kiemastah posted:

Haoma lives alone in a shed on his sister's property, so I do not think he is married personally

last time i talked to him 4 real he was visiting his grandma and then i just stopped calling him but it would not surprise me if he preggo'd angela by this point

i would like to know one day

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

pornogram posted:

my whole job is out thinking u fags but the thing is ur a vindictive heavily insecure, pride, and financially motivated group so i routinely have my hands tied

4 example saying something like the first 10 pages of a narnia book are technical catholic ironic child porn makes ppl FREAK THE gently caress OUT

but instead we gonna get quality yakman threads about owning guns but being a pacifist in fyad

gently caress ya

you have aids

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
yall have anger and depression issues but this is nothing new

the self realization that the communist wddp.org level governance fails vs hillary bernie liberalism and basic wat would jesus do psychosis is new tho :-D

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

pornogram posted:

yall have anger and depression issues but this is nothing new

the self realization that the communist wddp.org level governance fails vs hillary bernie liberalism and basic wat would jesus do psychosis is new tho :-D

you have aids

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax

vols bitch posted:

you have aids

naem
May 29, 2011

stabbing

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

pornogram posted:

last time i talked to him 4 real he was visiting his grandma and then i just stopped calling him but it would not surprise me if he preggo'd angela by this point

i would like to know one day

Is Angela his grandma?

This would be interesting if yes

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

WHERE ARE OUR IKS? WHERE IS OUR JUSTICE?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Impressive. Very nice.

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax

donkey salami posted:

Is Angela his grandma?

This would be interesting if yes

or chinaman but ya

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

dare, your insanity isn't new or fresh anymore, I am terminating your contract leave the forum at once

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
get it all out

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

pornogram posted:

decided to show them the pr0spector88 account and say i make money employing a manic pinoy girl to tweet about my life

now at internet beat off cubicle cafe and thinking about beating off while the micro penis asian guy watches me

dunno wat to do anymore, i preemptively named all the bricks in my jail cell by name and hugged my momma goodbye :(

i think alot about talking about gossip vs physicality but then i also think about fighting/choking hamao's wife angela and i get confused

the painted bird is in the reflection in front of me looming over my back and i just feel like if i was a better person i would have got to sniff more girls assholes before i die


hey ts eliot i really liked your earlier stuff but this is really poo poo

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
thats the point the point is to queer the forum and the pitch because u r all gay and in long term denial

we must face the facts im s0rry

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

pornogram posted:

thats the point the point is to queer the forum and the pitch because u r all gay and in long term denial

we must face the facts im s0rry

i putted my stinky feets on your face/nose

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
i punch the butch dyke face

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

pornogram posted:

i punch the butch dyke face

you have aids

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

pornogram posted:

the painted bird is in the reflection in front of me looming over my back and i just feel like if i was a better person i would have got to sniff more girls assholes before i die

So...beautiful...

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
ive stabbed before op and ill drop u in a fuckin second

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Free Dare.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

there's a dare comic on SA

idk if it's related to the OP but i hope so

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
dats m3

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

you're probably not going away for all that long, you can always sniff girls' assholes later

pornogram
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
uhhh the amount of charges i have = death ggz

adding more in some sweep raid bust = more death and more painful

drawing out the whole ordeal and on a public forum = cruel and unusual punishment

i hope yall believe in native court and this is as far as this poo poo goes

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jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I don't understand 98% of your sentences

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