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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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I don't think it's okay that someone can be declared the winner of an automobile race if they aren't able to get their car to the winners circle unassisted after crossing the finish line.

I am of course referring to the most recent winner of the Indianapolis 500 that ran out of gas after crossing the finish line and was unable to get around the circuit and back to the winners circle.

In my opinion he should be disqualified and the first driver to get their car to the winners circle after completing 500 miles should be declared the winner.

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Dq is pretty good I like the dude burger

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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8 track betamax posted:

Dq is pretty good I like the dude burger

This is not a very good opinion in my opinion.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Basically what I am saying is that that the winner of the race should be the first driver into the winners circle after completing the required number of laps.

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May 26, 2007

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8 track betamax posted:

Dq is pretty good I like the dude burger

what's on it

I haven't been to DQ

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8 track betamax posted:

Dq is pretty good I like the dude burger

I asked for a chocolate strawberry milkshake and they forgot the chocolate and the strawberries

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Who won the coke 600?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Renegret posted:

what's on it

I haven't been to DQ

Chicken fried steak and gravy

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

8 track betamax posted:

Dq is pretty good I like the dude burger

Dq is probably my favorite affordable burger joint

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

8 track betamax posted:

Chicken fried steak and gravy

yeah i think im going to go get one right now. thanks for the suggestion

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



8 track betamax posted:

Chicken fried steak and gravy

Wtf?????????????

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I think if you can't find something better than dq you don't belong in my winners circle

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Is this the race where the winner pours milk all over their face as if they want to be bukkake'd?

More importantly, do they still make Peanut Buster Parfaits? Those were good.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Basically what I am saying is that that the winner of the race should be the first driver into the winners circle after completing the required number of laps.

Plow into the herd of media. Smush the milk.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Basically what I am saying is that that the winner of the race should be the first driver into the winners circle after completing the required number of laps.

Some sports car races start with drivers running to their cars. Maybe end the same way?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Harveygod posted:

Some sports car races start with drivers running to their cars. Maybe end the same way?

new triathlon: shoot, run, drive

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

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It would put more importance on physical fitness, so Carl Edwards would probably win every race. At least until it coaxes Mark Martin out of retirement again.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Mange Mite posted:

new triathlon: shoot, drive, play Trivial Pursuit.

Make it a three week event, and Nascar could make Olympics money.
















*Cause Nascar people are dumb, I'm saying.



**Just to clarify things for Nascar people.



...cause they're dumb.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

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Frankenstyle posted:

Mange Mite posted:

new triathlon: shoot, drive, play Trivial Pursuit.
So now Ryan Newman would probably win since he's a good shot and has an engineering degree from Purdue. Just don't ask him any NASA-related questions.
:tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil:

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Haha. It's spelled "Nascar".

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Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Harveygod posted:

It would put more importance on physical fitness, so Carl Edwards would probably win every race. At least until it coaxes Mark Martin out of retirement again.

I knew MM's step-daughters way back and that dude was probably pound for pound the strongest and most fit person I had ever met, just scary strong for his size.

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