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*please don't internet detective/harass anyone posted in this thread.* This guy touts himself as a pro, but has never had any formal training of any kind. He literally got a DSLR one day and figured that a good camera makes you a good photographer. Yeah no.  His photos are any or all of the above: -Poorly composed -Uninteresting subject matter -Poor lighting -Out of focus     No photo goes unshopped. puts vignettes on almost every photo he takes. He's been straight up told that it's bad but he says he thinks it gives his photos a "dreamlike quality" and it's his "signature style".  Occasionally he manages to get one that's actually not too bad, but those are few and far between. He wears a shirt that says "Daily Planet Press" whenever he goes out in public to take photos, so he can, in his words, "feel like I'm part of a newspaper". He is in his late 40s. He's been ejected from several public events for Taking Photos While Creepy. When told that he should be carrying consent to photograph forms with him, he's argued saying that "it spoils the moment", even when it was made clear that he could still approach people with forms *after* he took the photo. Sorry dude but if you're a lone male in a fake press shirt spending 15 minutes snapping children on a merry go round, people gonna get suspicious.
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sorry this guy screwed up your wedding photos duder
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May 30, 2016 19:55
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Monsters of Dad Rock
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Minarch posted:sorry this guy screwed up your wedding photos duder I'd never take that chance. Actually I'm not sure if any have.
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May 30, 2016 20:25
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What's with that lady's crystal ball. Who is she cursing.
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Some good advice on how not to become a successful photographer. http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/Angry-Rant-To-Customers-Then-Photographer-Apologizes-370195471.html  Also you can buy his "Photoshop Secrets" tutorials for just
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May 30, 2016 20:41
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Inevitable: Auto everything and who needs RAW and let's crank up that saturation some more.
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May 30, 2016 20:45
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For a good minute I thought this was just a giant weiner peeking out of a window and that alone makes him an artist, OP. It really made me think (about a weiner with arms in a window)
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May 30, 2016 20:50
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Terry Richardson is the worst photographer I can think of.
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Impressive skill in picking the worst possible location and time, and making the worst of it
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May 30, 2016 23:03
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Can't lie, if this was on a museum wall I'd stare into it for a good long while.
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May 31, 2016 00:32
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queserasera posted:Can't lie, if this was on a museum wall I'd stare into it for a good long while. I've had similar pictures as phone backgrounds. I sorta like it too.
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I'm probably biased because I prefer my landscape photos to be natural looking, but I'm part of a local landscape photography group on Facebook which has mostly great posts from amateurs to people who are so drat good they can support their entire family on freelance work. Every now and then, though, stuff like this shows up and I just kind of cringe. Bad HDR is horrible.     
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May 31, 2016 01:22
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wow the colors are so vibrant
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queserasera posted:Can't lie, if this was on a museum wall I'd stare into it for a good long while. sadly you can't, because it was sold to an anonymous collector for $4.3 million
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May 31, 2016 15:18
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YeahTubaMike posted:Terry Richardson is the worst photographer I can think of. 
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May 31, 2016 18:17
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Memories for life. Like that memory of the old guy who smells like musty lunch meat looking at porn on his phone at the bus station
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For anyone who doesn't get it, this has the record for the most expensive photograph of all time. Also HDR is garbage and I can't believe anyone ever thought that looked cool.
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