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Piso Mojado

Actually, i guess some programmers do like it because they get paid a lot of money since a good java dev is hard to find.

# ? May 30, 2016 19:29

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FluffieDuckie

Rollofthedice posted:

its really quite brutal. i feel like im in the intellectual hunger games.

byob: its really quite brutal. i feel like im in the intellectual hunger games

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? May 30, 2016 19:30

Piso Mojado

woah, did I just debate myself there?

# ? May 30, 2016 19:30

Matoi Ryuko

Piso Mojado posted:

woah, did I just debate myself there?

You are truly a master.

# ? May 30, 2016 19:30

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

I have a love/hate relationship with Java in that I hate it and I love not writing in it when I get a chance. Like right now.

# ? May 30, 2016 19:30

the paradigm shift

Piso Mojado posted:

woah, did I just debate myself there?

It's an easy mistake

# ? May 30, 2016 19:31

bean mom

FluffieDuckie posted:

oh i know

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# ? May 30, 2016 19:31

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

I only use openjdk because I value freedom of speech.

# ? May 30, 2016 19:32

RuanGacho: "You're gunna break it!"

Piso Mojado posted:

I dont know any programmers that like using Java, they just HAVE to use Java.

Oh hey let me lush out new updates with my software manager that could cause all hell to break loose because don't audit our code or we'll sue you.

Wait how did we end up in court again I thought this was a software services company

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone.

# ? May 30, 2016 19:32

Chelb: I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

mister magpie posted:

I only use openjdk because I value freedom of speech.

have you tried programming in ENGLISH?!?!?!?!?!

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# ? May 30, 2016 19:34

Piso Mojado

code:


class MyFirstApp {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Jesus Christ All I wanted to do is print a loving line!");
    }
}

# ? May 30, 2016 19:36

shinmai: CHK Instruction

to be fair, a hello world isn't much simpler in any other compiled language

# ? May 30, 2016 19:37

Piso Mojado

shinmai posted:

to be fair, a hello world isn't much simpler in any other compiled language

# ? May 30, 2016 19:38

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

FluffieDuckie posted:

oh i know

for this to be truly welcoming that black dude needs to be stabbing the white girl while yelling "reparations". what he's stabbing her with i'll let you decide.

# ? May 30, 2016 19:41

shinmai: CHK Instruction

nutranurse posted:

for this to be truly welcoming that black dude needs to be stabbing the white girl while yelling "reparations". what he's stabbing her with i'll let you decide.

there are children watching so the sheet is there to cover up the bloodshed

# ? May 30, 2016 19:43

CommieGIR: The blue glow is a feature, not a bug

Maybe oracle should stop being a sucky company

# ? May 30, 2016 19:43

shinmai: CHK Instruction

CommieGIR posted:

Maybe oracle should stop being a sucky company

# ? May 30, 2016 19:44

RuanGacho: "You're gunna break it!"

I feel like that might be misrepresentation of how violent byob is nn

I was going to say D&D but lol that D&D isn't white

# ? May 30, 2016 19:44

FluffieDuckie

nutranurse posted:

for this to be truly welcoming that black dude needs to be stabbing the white girl while yelling "reparations". what he's stabbing her with i'll let you decide.

well he's in byob so he's stabbing her with a piece of pizza

her favorite kind

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? May 30, 2016 19:44

Piso Mojado

FluffieDuckie posted:

well he's in byob so he's stabbing her with a piece of pizza

her favorite kind

lol

# ? May 30, 2016 19:45

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

continues debate: IS NOT!

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# ? May 30, 2016 20:04

CommieGIR: The blue glow is a feature, not a bug

Splatmaster posted:

continues debate: IS NOT!

Well I'm convinced.

# ? May 30, 2016 20:11

google THIS

FluffieDuckie posted:

well he's in byob so he's stabbing her with a piece of pizza

her favorite kind

well he certainly wouldn't be yelling "reparations" he'd be yelling something else, some sort of play on words possibly, but I can't think of a good example at the moment

# ? May 30, 2016 20:25

Chelb: I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

google THIS posted:

well he certainly wouldn't be yelling "reparations" he'd be yelling something else, some sort of play on words possibly, but I can't think of a good example at the moment

pepperoniations

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# ? May 30, 2016 20:26

google THIS

Rollofthedice posted:

pepperoniations

yeah that's probably it

# ? May 30, 2016 20:27

treasure bear

the judge should have thrown the case out on the grounds that it was nerd poo poo

# ? May 30, 2016 20:37

CommieGIR: The blue glow is a feature, not a bug

treasure bear posted:

the judge should have thrown the case out on the grounds that it was nerd poo poo

# ? May 30, 2016 20:41

Macnult

google THIS posted:

yeah that's probably it

oracle THIS

# ? May 30, 2016 20:51

the unabonger

*walks into thread w/ all the good looking buff jocks* hahaha. nerds

# ? May 30, 2016 20:55

treasure bear

I'd like to welcome our Debate and Discussion compatriots.

The filing cabinet analogy thing that google used was confusing and weird. I think google probably did wrong legally but the outcome is good because compatibility of code is good.

# ? May 30, 2016 21:05

CommieGIR: The blue glow is a feature, not a bug

treasure bear posted:

The filing cabinet analogy thing that google used was confusing and weird. I think google probably did wrong legally but the outcome is good because compatibility of code is good.

I blame lawyerspeak. They used whatever would sell their concept to the Jury, and it appears to have worked.

Frankly, Oracle is just the new SCO. They want a piece of the pie that they were not involved in (since Android was largely developed under Sun's watch, and Sun's CEO said in court that they had zero reason to go after Google even if they hadn't made an agreement because of the GPL/FOSS viewpoint).

Oracle bought Sun and now is throwing a tantrum because Sun didn't go after them. Oracle even admitted in the court case that they tried to replicate Google's success with Java in Android by making their own and couldn't do it. So its the tantrum of a angry child that is hurting financially and looking for a convenient cash source.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 21:14 on May 30, 2016

# ? May 30, 2016 21:12

Piso Mojado

[typing into my Ask toolbar] "Oracle. Ruling."

0 results found
Did you mean Oracle rules!

# ? May 30, 2016 21:15

CommieGIR: The blue glow is a feature, not a bug

Piso Mojado posted:

[typing into my Ask toolbar] "Oracle. Ruling."

0 results found
Did you mean Oracle rules!

Curse you Ask, colluding with the prosecution!

# ? May 30, 2016 21:16

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

rings an API and listens for the moment when it ends and licensed software begins and is consumed by a EULA

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# ? May 30, 2016 21:23

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Piso Mojado posted:

code:


class MyFirstApp {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Jesus Christ All I wanted to do is print a loving line!");
    }
}

Lol

# ? May 30, 2016 21:49