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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Seager in this series has now outhomered the season total of all non-Freeman Braves.

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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
Well it's pretty clear who is in charge of the ALW right now. Pressure is on for the Mariners to sweep the Rangers at home but they'll have to get some better pitching and defense behind them if they're going to have a shot at that.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

The Nards Pan posted:

Well it's pretty clear who is in charge of the ALW right now. Pressure is on for the Mariners to sweep the Rangers at home but they'll have to get some better pitching and defense behind them if they're going to have a shot at that.

Rangers are reaping the benefits of some astonishing cluster luck right now.

Then again, the Red Sox are suffering a surprising lack of cluster luck and yet still managing to mash the poo poo out of the ball.

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Chapman bleeds! I thought we would never get anything across in this goddamn game.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
gently caress yeah O's.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
God drat it Yankees, you had one job.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

shadok posted:

God drat it Yankees, you had one job.

They lost, what more do you want?

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

Some Numbers posted:

They lost, what more do you want?

I want them to beat the Orioles. And the Red Sox, ideally. Then lose to everyone else.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Carlos Martinez's happy face getting that bunt down perfectly was adorable. Plus a Carp RBI is always good.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
That Martinez bunt is one of the softest I've ever seen.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Oh hey Parker hit a dinger! That's cool.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Oh hey Parker hit a homer! Neat. You do you Parker.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Parker doesn't want them to go get Crawford or Frenchy, and hell, I feel the same way

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
I like ESPN/ABC's infographic about the success of various Bay Area sports teams

Giants: 3x WS Champions

Warriors: Going for back to back championships

Sharks: In the finals

49ers: hosted an event at Levi's Stadium

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Tonight would be a good night for the Cardinals to break the franchise pinch hit HR record.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

cards just gonna be a .500 team this season unfortunately :(

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

the cardinal infield defense is also going to be troubling with a peralta/diaz/carpenter/1b statue alignment as well. but hey dingers!

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Jake Peavy needs glasses.

The umpire too.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

please dont injure young steven

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Bochy is downright LaRussian tonight.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

4 pitchers for the last four batter haha

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Ahahahahaha

SlumPrincess
Jan 1, 2006

Soon....soon I'm gonna make you a star

Nice dp giants

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Pancakes posted:

Bochy is downright LaRussian tonight.

Trust me, it ain't just tonight. It can get really tedious to watch.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
I'd make a joke about Matheny, brain damage and the "chess match" comment from the ESPN booth but in fact Matheny plays chess to manage his concussion symptoms and got it spreading through the clubhouse this year. Piscotty, the engineer from Stanford, is one of the few players who refuses to play.

SlumPrincess
Jan 1, 2006

Soon....soon I'm gonna make you a star

Pancakes posted:

I'd make a joke about Matheny, brain damage and the "chess match" comment from the ESPN booth but in fact Matheny plays chess to manage his concussion symptoms and got it spreading through the clubhouse this year. Piscotty, the engineer from Stanford, is one of the few players who refuses to play.

St Louis is considered the chess capital of the world right now, so maybe Matheny is just trying to fit in...

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




As mediocre as this season has been for the Cardinals, at least everyone can agree that Seung Hwan Oh is really loving good.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

SlumPrince posted:

St Louis is considered the chess capital of the world right now

A game about a perpetual war between two sides, white and black, being popular in St. Louis? Well I never...

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Stelio Kontos!

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
They thought Osich would be the new Affeldt, but they didn't know he would pick up right Affeldt left his last season off :v:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Is it time for Good Rosey or Bad Rosey tonight? Place your bets.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Pancakes posted:

Is it time for Good Rosey or Bad Rosey tonight? Place your bets.

It doesn't matter, the bottom and top of this lineup isn't going to put together a 3 run rally.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Well that game perfectly illustrated every single weakness this team has.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Pancakes posted:

A game about a perpetual war between two sides, white and black, being popular in St. Louis? Well I never...

:eyepop:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Is there no GDT for this week?

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Retail Slave posted:

Is there no GDT for this week?

There will be if you make one!

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