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If you have a lot of weapons, and also a lot of romantic partners, does it mean you're practising polyarmoury?
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Nov 23, 2020 00:41
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Hyperlynx posted:If you have a lot of weapons, Brevity wit
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Nov 23, 2020 00:46
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ikanreed posted:Brevity wit No, then it's only a single entendre.
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Nov 23, 2020 01:51
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Hyperlynx posted:No, then it's only a single entendre. Need a tie breaker, but feels like you're just explaining the joke to me 
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Nov 23, 2020 01:56
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If I have lots of weapons then it's just an armory. If it's polyarmory then why? I need the link to polyamory for the joke to work, don't I?
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Nov 23, 2020 02:51
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No, the link is already there in the word polyarmory.
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Nov 23, 2020 02:56
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 quote:If you have a lot of weapons, does it mean you're practising polyarmoury?
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Nov 23, 2020 03:23
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Maybe "if you store guns in multiple buildings".
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Nov 23, 2020 03:23
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If you have an relationship with multiple guns, that’s polyarmory.
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Nov 23, 2020 03:42
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Platystemon posted:If you have an relationship with multiple guns, that’s polyarmory. There we go! That's the one! 
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Nov 23, 2020 04:05
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Platystemon posted:If you have an relationship with multiple guns, that’s polyarmory. 
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Nov 23, 2020 11:06
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Platystemon posted:If you have an relationship with multiple guns, that’s polyarmory. When a grid’s misaligned with another behind That’s a moiré… When the spacing is tight And the difference is slight That’s a moiré
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Nov 23, 2020 12:49
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Carbon dioxide posted:When a grid’s misaligned When you swim in the sea And an eel bites your knee That's a moray.
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Nov 23, 2020 22:27
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When the name of the eel Tells the way that you feel, That's amoré
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Nov 23, 2020 22:34
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When you stop writing sports to hang out with Schwartz that's Tuesdays with Morrie
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Nov 23, 2020 23:14
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When you see a big truck But in England you’re stuck That’s a lorry~ e: When you’re not the real dad And you’re dancing like mad You’re on Maury~
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Nov 23, 2020 23:19
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Marcade posted:When you stop writing sports These are all gooft but I laughed at this one the most. 
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Nov 23, 2020 23:47
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If the beastman is weak With two horns at his peak He's a Gor, eh?
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Are you allowed to laugh loudly in Hawaii, or do you have to keep a low ha?
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Dewgy posted:When you see a big truck when her burial ground causes smiles all around that's a Tory
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Nov 24, 2020 13:41
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Dewgy posted:When you’re not the real dad
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Nov 25, 2020 00:34
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Carthag Tuek posted:when her burial ground  when you’ve had a Puppers or two And a few Gus & Brew Have some more, eh?
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Nov 25, 2020 07:56
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when you're reading jokes.txt pressing space for the next that's a |more
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGMVVG-kFhE
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I apologize in advance for this one: Did you know Hunter S. Thompson started his career as a food critic? He practiced Garbanzo Journalism.
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Nov 25, 2020 21:33
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When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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If you're walking in a scenic area and can't remember if you're in a cemetery or not - just remember - the crosses and tombstones are a dead giveaway
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Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and edging.
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Nov 28, 2020 01:05
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Three pedants walk into a bar. Well actually, to be precise, three pedants got beaten to death by their friends with a bar.
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He should have ducked A character in a Christopher Nolan film walks into a bar Hey I just came up with this one:
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letthereberock posted:He should have ducked wheelchair_guy_from_family_ditto_saying_"ha"_in_a_very_dry_way.mp4
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ikanreed posted:Three pedants walk into a bar. Well actually, to be precise, three pedants got beaten to death by their friends with a bar. Acquaintances, technically.
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Dec 1, 2020 09:29
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Why did Snoop Dogg forge-weld two kinds of metal together, carefully shape it, grind it, polish it and sharpen it, and finally lathe a nice birch wood handle? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4-m2643a3c
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**Scientist: Dick Bug** Other Scientist: no **Scientist: Penis Beetle** Other Scientist: no **Scientist: Cock Roach** Other Scientist: fine whatever
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Dec 8, 2020 05:58
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Not to be confused with clunge mites.
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Dec 8, 2020 12:57
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Sininu posted:**Scientist: Dick Bug** Scientists usually invent the, you know, scientific names for things, not the vernacular ones. 0/10 joke.
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Dec 8, 2020 13:05
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It's actually from Cucaracha, which is from a Latin word meaning 'shiny bug'.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Scientists usually invent the, you know, scientific names for things, not the vernacular ones. 0/10 joke. Also I feel like it would have gone better as "Dick blunt" "Penis joint" "Cock roach"
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Dec 8, 2020 19:09
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Captain Monkey posted:It's actually from Cucaracha, which is from a Latin word meaning 'shiny bug'. 
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they call it "Windows XP" but I never levelled up once 
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