Krankenstyle posted:

i think mom is on the extension & interrupts the reply, but im not sure why she thinks the girlfriend is a he (unless shes extremely woke and knows exactly what the kid goes for)

Splicer posted:

Ohhhhh.

That is a very poorly told joke. The arrangement makes it appear that the dwarf is saying that it is OK (as in the dwarf is unharmed) because the dwarf's father makes gunpowder (which is the reason the dwarf is unharmed).

Jedit posted:

Apple have announced their next product. The iBed is a smart sleeping solution with WiFi and Bluetooth connectivity and the latest iPhone display built into the frame. An Apple spokesman said they had decided to go ahead with the design after the very positive reaction from regular users who were desperate to get a Notch on their bedpost.

Carbon dioxide posted:

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said 'Thanks, but how do you know I'm not a serial killer?' I replied that the odds against two serial killers sitting in the same car are astronomical.

Carbon dioxide posted:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

when you're reading jokes.txt
pressing space for the next
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slothrop posted:

when you’ve had a Puppers or two
And a few Gus & Brew
Have some more, eh?

Marcade posted:

An incredibly dumb joke I told in a dream last night:

What does Commissar Gordon use in an emergency?

The blyat signal

Carbon dioxide posted:

Which country’s capital has the fastest growing population? Ireland, every day it’s Dublin.

Hyperlynx posted:

I have a problem.
Now I haveI know, I'll use two problems
multithreading!