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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.




Welcome to Ham, a game of mafia for 9 players

This will be a game based on Ham and pork products

Standard Rules:
Plurality voting so a no lynch is not possible.
-No quoting mod PMs.
-No fake day actions
-Days will be 24 hours IRL
-Nights should be no more than 12 hours typically
-Try not to post after the hammer.
-To format your vote please type "##vote targetname" in bold ( [ b ] to bold, without the spaces, [ /b ] to close tags). ##unvote if you wish to remove your vote from someone but not put it on someone else yet.
-Have fun, it's a game.


Players:
  1. Absurd Revolver
  2. Anomalous Amalgam
  3. AnonymousNarcotics
  4. Infinitum
  5. Jimson
  6. Kashuno
  7. Kumbamontu
  8. MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
  9. Puntification

CapitalistPig fucked around with this message at Jun 2, 2016 around 03:27

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Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

i call honey baked

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

H O L E
M A D N E S S


Grimey Drawer

ya

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

Sure, make me swine tender meat

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


I call man ham

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013



Toilet Rascal

Gonna win this game and live high on the hog.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Make me bacon

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic



Fun Shoe

I am here to kick rear end and eat ham. And I'm all outta rear end.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

Puntification posted:

I am here to kick rear end and eat ham. And I'm all outta rear end.

For some reason my brain flipped ham and rear end in the first sentence and I cringed for a minute. It was only after the third reread that my mind flipped them properly.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

H O L E
M A D N E S S


Grimey Drawer

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

For some reason my brain flipped ham and rear end in the first sentence and I cringed for a minute. It was only after the third reread that my mind flipped them properly.

yeah

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

For some reason my brain flipped ham and rear end in the first sentence and I cringed for a minute. It was only after the third reread that my mind flipped them properly.

someone's got rear end eatin' on the brain

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




PRIDE HERALDS THE END OF YOUR WORLD


College Slice

I am here to kick ham and eat rear end. And I'm all outta ham.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




PRIDE HERALDS THE END OF YOUR WORLD


College Slice

Give me a day action so I can blow it publicly and immediately.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

Infinitum posted:

I am here to kick ham and eat rear end. And I'm all outta ham.

lol gross

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride


Lipstick Apathy

if this is going to be a really quick joke game sure but i wont be around at all this weekend so if that's necessary then nevermind

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




PRIDE HERALDS THE END OF YOUR WORLD


College Slice

Thank you for your turbo sacrifice

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Kumbamontu posted:

if this is going to be a really quick joke game sure but i wont be around at all this weekend so if that's necessary then nevermind

It is possible that this game will end on night 1, so I will sign you up.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride


Lipstick Apathy

CapitalistPig posted:

It is possible that this game will end on night 1, so I will sign you up.

sounds awesome i want to be Jon Ham thank u very much

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride


Lipstick Apathy

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




PRIDE HERALDS THE END OF YOUR WORLD


College Slice

Going to bed.

D1 hasn't started.
Don't have my role pm.

But..
Votefinder is setup.

##vote jimson

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

H O L E
M A D N E S S


Grimey Drawer

##vote jimson ok

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


Haven't even gotten a role pm but its probably the right decision

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride


Lipstick Apathy

i got my role pm and i am not Jon Ham and i'm very upset

##vote jimson

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

Confirming that I am become ham

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

H O L E
M A D N E S S


Grimey Drawer

TURBO COME ON AA

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride


Lipstick Apathy

anyone not voting for jimson or kash right now is obvious scum imoi

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


This is gonna be as bad as the game I got turboed before d1 isn't it...

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

HAM HAM HAM!

It's HAM TIME!!!



Go hog wild!

It is now day 1!

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

*steeples hooves and snorts* Only a non-ham wants night to come so swiftly.

##vote KASHUNO

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010



Votecount for Day 1

Kashuno (1): Anomalous Amalgam

Not Voting (8): Absurd Revolver, AnonymousNarcotics, Infinitum, Jimson, Kashuno, Kumbamontu, MEDS CURE SCHIZOS, Puntification

With 9 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. The current deadline is June 02nd, 2016 at 10 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 1 day, 9 hours.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride


Lipstick Apathy

AA scared to put someone at -1

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride


Lipstick Apathy

oh, the votes got reset

##vote jimson sheesh

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic



Fun Shoe

Confirming I am delicious!

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

##vote jimson

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

Kumbamontu posted:

AA scared to put someone at -1

You roll scum this game kumba... tut tut

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


Anomalous Amalgam posted:

*steeples hooves and snorts* Only a non-ham wants night to come so swiftly.

##vote KASHUNO

But night is when us hams sleep you fool.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

##vote Kumba
This man is a scumbo

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

Jimson posted:

But night is when us hams sleep you fool.

You want us to take the long nap I see. I am not so eager to become cooked bacon, you traitorous swine.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

H O L E
M A D N E S S


Grimey Drawer

##vote Jimson

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Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

kumba jimson scum team

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