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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Welcome to Ham, a game of mafia for 9 players

This will be a game based on Ham and pork products

Standard Rules:
Plurality voting so a no lynch is not possible.
-No quoting mod PMs.
-No fake day actions
-Days will be 24 hours IRL
-Nights should be no more than 12 hours typically
-Try not to post after the hammer.
-To format your vote please type "##vote targetname" in bold ( [ b ] to bold, without the spaces, [ /b ] to close tags). ##unvote if you wish to remove your vote from someone but not put it on someone else yet.
-Have fun, it's a game.


Players:
  1. Absurd Revolver
  2. Anomalous Amalgam
  3. AnonymousNarcotics
  4. Infinitum
  5. Jimson
  6. Kashuno
  7. Kumbamontu
  8. MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
  9. Puntification

CapitalistPig fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Jun 2, 2016

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Kumbamontu posted:

if this is going to be a really quick joke game sure but i wont be around at all this weekend so if that's necessary then nevermind

It is possible that this game will end on night 1, so I will sign you up.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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HAM HAM HAM!

It's HAM TIME!!!



Go hog wild!

It is now day 1!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Jimson - Improperly Cooked Ribs - Scum aligned Goon was lunched on day 1

You are improperly cooked ribs

You are scum aligned and are a Goon.

You win when your team controls the vote.



It is night 1, do the thing.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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MEDS CURE SCHIZOS - Salt Cured Country Ham - Town aligned vanilla was completely loving obliterated into nothing on night 1.

You are Salt Cured Country Ham

You are vanilla town.

You win when all the bad guys are DEAD.



It is day 2, go for it.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Kumbamontu- Fake Bacon - Scum aligned busdriver - was turbo'd on day 2!

You are Fake Bacon

You are scum aligned and are a busdriver lol if you don't know what busdrivers do by now.

You win when your team controls the vote.


It is night 2.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Kashuno - Honey Glazed Spiral Ham - Town aligned Vest Giver was shot on night 2!

You are honey glazed spiral ham.

You are a town aligned vest giver, You have 2 bulletproof vests that you may give out at night, the vests are good for a 1 shot BP that protects against ALL kills in a night.
You may not give one to yourself and may only give one out per night.

You win when all the bad guys are DEAD.



But wait!

Anamolous Amalgam - Ham Hocks - Town aligned 1 shot nightvig was stabbed on night 2!

You are ham hocks

You are town aligned 1 shot vig

You win when all the bad guys are DEAD.



It is day 3!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Ahem cpig is there something else you need to mention

Not at all

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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The day continues.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Puntification - Louisiana Pork Cracklin' - Town aligned vanilla was sent to the fryer on day 3!

You are Cracklin'

You are vanilla town.

You win when all the bad guys are DEAD.


Do the thing and do it well.

It is night 3 let us see.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Absurd revolver waited outside of Infinitum's home, sweat pooling on his brow. He had to do it, it was now or never.
He kicked the door in and to his surprise Infinitum was still awake preparing his knives to presumably come and kill him.
AR exploded into action firing rapidly at Infinitum , but he missed! Infinitum surged forward with his knife seconds before AR got his hand up and blocked the knife, unfotunately he blocked it with his hand and the knife slid through. His world was pain now.

AR couldn't give up, he was almost there!
He kicked Infinitum off of him and dashed towards his gun, but Infinitum got there quicker!

Infinitum laughed as he pointed the gun at AR.

"You thought you could kill me you son of a bitch!!!?"

Infinitum fired the remaining 4 rounds into AR's chest and AR went flying backwards into the wall.
Infinitum went to retrieve his carving tools but AR had taken the bullets into his protective bullet proof vest someone had left on his doorstep a couple nights prior.

AR smiled as he snatched the knife and sunk it deep into Infinitum's back over and over again.

His job was done, now he had to visit Anonymous Narcotics.... that was sure to be much easier.


infinitum - Long Pig -Self Aligned PGO/Serial Killer was killed on night 3!

You are Long Pig

You are a self aligned Serial Killer/ PGO

You may choose to kill someone at night, but if you choose to kill your PGO will not activate that night.

You win when you are the last ham left standing.



SCUM HAS WON THE GAME!

Anonymous Narcotics - Bacon - Town aligned cop

You are Bacon (holy poo poo dat RNG tho)

You are Town aligned and are a cop

lol if you don't know what cops do by now.

You win when all the bad guys are DEAD.


was endgamed by

Absurd revolver

You are Canned Ham

You are scum aligned and are a godfather, meaning if investigated you appear as town.

Your buds are Kumbamontu and Jimson

Scumdoc= https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-dsb-FYAXf9oggojVK88KWuUhKSVyfMB_DAX9zM1uGk/edit?usp=sharing

You win when your team controls the vote.





I messed up and gave anon scum results on kumba after he busdrove himself to AA on night 1!

Sorry for the bonehead move, I made AN loved the following day to make up for it since it made her look really bad when I corrected myself and he flipped scum.

Sorry again. :(

Setup doc = https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1K1f7slb3u3uv5-uJ6gMq-PcCMNkck4iXSVHGX7vAiY0/edit?usp=sharing

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Kashuno = Scum MVP

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Infinitum posted:

I knew AR was scum.

Kept flipping what I wanted to do on my N3 action.

Kill AR..
No wait.. let my PGO take over..
Wait no lynch on AN..
Ok PGO..
Wait no... kill AR.

CPig prolly sick of my PMs :v:

Wasn't expecting the BP vest.
Was expecting us to shoot each other and let town win.

Should have let my PGO go off, I could have won this.
:negative:

Actually the vest would have protected him from the pgo too.

You were in a lose lose situation.

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Absurd Revolver posted:

Also, a great writeup at the end there, worth the wait.

Thanks, I wanted to do something special.

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