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Alakaiser
Jan 3, 2007

And the Lord Josh said, "Blessed are those cast away by Belichick, theirs is the kingdom of Denver." (Tebow 1:25)
Based on this thread I've concluded that Roman Reigns is the Joe Flacco of WWE.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
One of my guilty joys nowaday is finding people who I'm older than that I am also much cuter than, and I get no such joy from Roman Reigns. At least my hair is nicer.

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


Has Stephen Dank gotten to Roman Reigns?

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

RacistGuidingLight posted:

One of my guilty joys nowaday is finding people who I'm older than that I am also much cuter than, and I get no such joy from Roman Reigns. At least my hair is nicer.

big sexy is sexier than the big dog though

Korelle
Sep 18, 2010

SylvainMustach posted:

I hope he gets really loving fat when he goes off the fat burning pills

Vince McMahon immediately confuses him for Rikishi, sends him out to the ring anyway.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Korelle posted:

Vince McMahon immediately confuses him for Rikishi, sends him out to the ring anyway.

Remember when Rikishi was the one to take the big bump off the cage and then he disappeared from the main event picture?

I think what I'm saying is that Roman is the anti-Rikishi, but I'm not sure.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
here's how you make roman reigns good:

put gunshots in his song in every little guitar riff, and instead of the whiny solo, a really tinny sample of vince saying, "drat son, where'd you find this"

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
hey roman we're having some trouble deciding if you're good. whats your opinion?



well okay then

Raskolnikov38 fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jun 26, 2016

Korelle
Sep 18, 2010

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

here's how you make roman reigns good:

put gunshots in his song in every little guitar riff, and instead of the whiny solo, a really tinny sample of vince saying, "drat son, where'd you find this"

Just have him come out to Natural Born Killaz, and have it play through his entire match.
If it worked for New Jack it'll work for the Big Dog.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Me, into Roman Reigns' rear end.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010


:yeah:

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

what's roman's favorite drug?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Ostentatious posted:

what's roman's favorite drug?

shameful baclofen

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Triple H realized earlier today he should have seen this coming when he suggested that Roman use his Wrestlemania Bonus Check to buy a really high quality tailored suit and Roman replied, "Yeah, I'll buy a suit! OF DRUGS! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Roman Reigns isn't a good guy, he isn't a bad guy, he's just a slightly overweight guy.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Roman Everyman will be a good gimmick shake up when he gets a big gut.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Will they address Reigns on Raw at all?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

rovert posted:

Will they address Reigns on Raw at all?

Interesting

https://twitter.com/SoDuTw/status/746852775246635009

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Jun 27, 2016

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



rovert posted:

Will they address Reigns on Raw at all?

I cannot see how they cannot he's part of the main event, hes not there they'll have to make some kind of acknowledgement.

But then... WWE.....

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


On SD they didn't address the suspension and still advertised the match as being triple threat

The match isn't changing, Good Roman Reigns will win again

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

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Roman Reigns is so good, the WWE will ignore their own rules just for his pretty eyes workrate.

Randy Orton must be sad that he never got the same amount of attention. :(

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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You gently caress with Roman Reigns you gently caress with the best.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


If you want a vision of the future, just imagine Roman Reigns having sex with Roman Reigns,

forever.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Back and forth?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

super macho dude posted:

If you want a vision of the future, just imagine Roman Reigns having sex with Roman Reigns,

forever.

I'll make it a reality.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

I have seen a lot of people question recently whether or not roman reigns is good

is there an update on the situation? is roman reigns good??

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I can confirm that reigns is not good. He's not bad either. He just is.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Frankston posted:

I can confirm that reigns is not good. He's not bad either. He's just a loser.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



He's FAT!!!!!!!!

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



CAT rear end now!!! posted:

He's FAT!!!!!!!!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Roman should start doing CrossFit with Seth and Cesaro

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


yokozuna and heath slater square off

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
Next week will solve this thread with the yes it deserves.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I got a hot scoop on what exactly Roman is good at

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

I heard Roman Reigns likes to fart in the bath and bite the bubbles. Pass it on.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I got a hot scoop on what exactly Roman is good at

He also eats bugs.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
OP, the answer is no.

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Mar 8, 2010



WrasslorMonkey posted:

I got a hot scoop on what exactly Roman is good at

Finally I can relate to The Big Dog Juggernaut Roman Reigns.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Roman Reigns is still garbage on the mic and boring in the ring

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

what if erick rowan and roman reigns swapped places

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