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It's a pole.
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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
History teaches us that they can't keep moderating forever. Eventually swbm is gonna get drunk and pass out, then all us toys can come alive and play and be happy again.

Until then, we'll need something to do. Here are some ideas:

Video games
Pro: everyone else does it, pretty cheap, entertaining
Con: You will waste hours of your life near-uselessly. If you wanna play online you will have to deal with Other Gamers. (ugh)
Score:3.5/5 don't play LoL.

Anime
Pro: hundreds of hours of life affirming interpersonal relationships. Or sex. Or fighting. Or all three, concurrently or consecutively.
Con: N/A
Score: 4.5/5 doran school host club

Western media
Pro: we all know and love it. Whether your poison of choice is pro wrestling or buffy or xena, I won't judge. It's all basically free these days.
Con: Downton Abbey is over now tho :(
Score: 5/5 tv is good again. No cable required, internet.

Post in fyad
Pro: They need new blood and are trying for it so now is as good a time as any.
Con: Still risky imo. They might tell you to gb2gbs which is frankly pretty insulting. And if they do accept you, yada yada gaze abyss yada abyss gazes into you. Caution recommended.
Score: summertime fyad/5 who knows really? Not I.

Sitting around doing jack poo poo in your underwear
Pro: all
Con: N/A
Score: goon/5 what you should do imo

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Post small bart

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

amityville anus posted:

Post small bart

Isn't that one of the thing that'll get you probed? I wouldn't

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
why don't you fist yourself like you usually do op

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i mgoing to masturbate while playing slitherio

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

after i had to formate my coputer everything is faster and now i can o,ay slither so thats on the cards for me when im not complaining about everythig including myself

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Noice.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i play as email me if you see me do not kill me im playing a pacifist run

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus posted:

Isn't that one of the thing that'll get you probed? I wouldn't

I don't think so lets see

:regd13:


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST, FOR REAL!!!)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

nice fake probation how bout you let us know when you're a real man

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Woah I voted naked befoer i s aw the Nude + fan option. Sorry I ruined your pole OP.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
maybe GO OUTSIDE??? meet some friends??? you know a little thing called GET A LIFE IDIOTS

fukin nerdlinger

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I'm playing spider solitaire cuz I'm a rascal little spider u love me but can u trust me u dunno and I'm not gonna tell u we continue our life with an air of mistrust but get married anyway

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
I think I might go out to try to find myself a nice ladyfriend.

Pro: I might actually find a nice ladyfriend to hang out with over the summer.
Con: I might actually find a nice ladyfriend, and then have to leave the country for school in the fall.
Optional Extra: I may get rejected and continue on with my alcoholism and Wellbutrin shitposting unhindered by a nice ladyfriend

2.5/5 might give it a shot.

gently caress all that. I'm going to get probed by FYAD instead.

<post picture of hot bikini PAWG here for badness>

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
get drunk

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I'm going to clean my house lol

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
What the hell are you talking about?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

jack some kid's bike and ride it into the alleyway so i can change my clothes and lose the heat (but i have to make sure i take the shooters out of my jacket, dont want those to go to waste)

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Unban the good posters plz

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Getting therapy.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

satanic splash-back posted:

jack some kid's bike and ride it into the alleyway so i can change my clothes and lose the heat (but i have to make sure i take the shooters out of my jacket, dont want those to go to waste)

Just go to a Pay 'N' Spray

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I've been watching Haikyuu!! and reading The Game of Thrones.

Strangely enough, it's not the anime that features tons of teen swordsman and under-aged girls getting plowed.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Put things in your butt. See what can fit in there.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

satanic splash-back posted:

jack some kid's bike and ride it into the alleyway
ride some kid's bike and jack it in the alleyway

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


let's see if we can get the heat up to 5 stars so the tanks come out

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Sit around and rub your penis/vagina/butthole or have someone rub it for you.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lose some weight lol

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


learn a skill. maybe juggling? or maybe learn how to whistle if you ain't given up your front teeth to the meth pipe

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
become a reporter/medic/sniper in a middle eastern country then disappear for four years ...

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



MiracleWhale posted:

let's see if we can get the heat up to 5 stars so the tanks come out

Good Idea

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
See if you look good in the clothes of the opposite gender

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
have surgery to become vin deisel

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
get norovirus on a smelly cruise ship but be able to eat nachos whenever u want

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
teach my brain damaged cat to bury his shits

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Pick up some sick probies

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i find that pedialyte is a p good whiskey chaser

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
put a :tastykake: in ur :butt:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


finally get that angry looking mole checked out

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBaVwwuErmU

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