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we all live in the fast lane on the edge, we are a rushing and impatient species so I'm just wondering if through some kinda karmic irony of anyone has had lunchmeat directly touch their dick anyways tell me ur stories if so its kinda for a role I've got a callback for and sadly I don't think I can artificially produce this situation at home and ya I know op's moms roast beef has touched urs
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i jack off with lunch meat
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Jun 1, 2016 14:03
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permanent ham and cheese tongue
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Jun 1, 2016 14:03
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just yours
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Jun 1, 2016 14:04
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bradzilla posted:i jack off with lunch meat u seem like a greasy genoa
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Jun 1, 2016 14:11
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social vegan posted:u seem like a greasy genoa my salami sure is greasy when i'm done 
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Jun 1, 2016 14:14
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Do ham flaps count?
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Jun 1, 2016 14:17
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its a good time for everyone involved (especially mr. winky)
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Jun 1, 2016 14:27
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why they call it lunch meat when it is edible all times of the day
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Jun 1, 2016 14:33
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I don't eat lunch meat. I've had too many bad experiences. Plus it's not good for my blood pressure. Let me know when there's a peanut butter and jelly thread.
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Jun 1, 2016 14:36
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my lil' fella loves mortadella liverwurst sure makes him burst i love to bone the baloney but salami just leaves me lonely
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Jun 1, 2016 15:10
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Did you know that pregnant women aren't supposed to eat deli meat? I had no idea!
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Jun 1, 2016 15:12
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Yes, with olive loaf
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Jun 1, 2016 15:26
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no but i do sometimes eat sandwiches containing lunch meat
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Jun 1, 2016 16:06
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One time I was making a sandwich with morning chubs and piece of Bologna just fell on there, draping over both sides. I just stood there, letting my sandwich burn in the skillet, not wanting to spoil the moment.
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Jun 1, 2016 16:13
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eh, ive eaten sandwiches while naked before so probably. not really something to get all worked up about.
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Jun 1, 2016 16:18
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Serious Frolicking posted:eh, ive eaten sandwiches while naked before so probably. not really something to get all worked up about. this is what i mean, this is organic meat on dick touching this is like an ep of senifeld everyone note that i'm pitching the idea first here so if u make it i'll take an exec producer credit and no money i'm in this for the art
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Jun 1, 2016 17:47
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anyone ever get one of those hole punch fungi from kombucha on ur dingaling it's like natures tenga
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Jun 1, 2016 17:47
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i say it that way because the japanese are unnatural
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Jun 1, 2016 17:48
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no but a girl touched it once
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Jun 1, 2016 17:50
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I once dropped some salami on there... on accident.... of course I left it awhile...
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Jun 1, 2016 17:52
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www posted:no but a girl touched it once ya ur mom's washed all of us we know
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Jun 1, 2016 17:53
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my dick is lunch meat my dick is fungi
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Jun 1, 2016 17:55
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a callback? so are they rebooting american pie but with like olive loaf? i'd watch.
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Jun 1, 2016 17:55
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no it's a jeff dunham special but he's sit so i'm putting smoked meat on my d and speaking like a paki instead
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Jun 1, 2016 18:04
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something something op's mom's nickname
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Jun 1, 2016 18:05
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i like puttin some olive loaf on
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Jun 1, 2016 18:20
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JiveHonky posted:my dick is fungi so your dick releases spores and features a fruiting body?
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Jun 1, 2016 18:41
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The ladies call me Tommy Salami. Actually I lied they call me Jimmy Pepperoncini 
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Jun 2, 2016 01:06
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idk, maybe when i was asleep?
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Jun 2, 2016 01:16
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I was once held down by a bunch of youths while they smeared a variety of lunch meet on my groin area while chanting "Little piggy oink oink oink!"
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Jun 2, 2016 02:07
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:The ladies call me Tommy Salami. Actually I lied they call me Jimmy Pepperoncini That doesn't really rhyme. I'm gonna call you Ginny.
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Jun 2, 2016 02:18
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Windows 98 posted:I was once held down by a bunch of youths while they smeared a variety of lunch meet on my groin area while chanting "Little piggy oink oink oink!" haha nice sex is weird
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Jun 2, 2016 02:53
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lonesomedwarf posted:permanent ham and cheese tongue foreverially having mac n cheese loaf touch your dilz
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Jun 2, 2016 02:54
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Windows 98 posted:I was once held down by a bunch of youths while they smeared a variety of lunch meet on my groin area while chanting "Little piggy oink oink oink!" oh yeah i completely forgot, this happened to me as well
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Jun 2, 2016 02:54
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social vegan posted:no it's a jeff dunham special but he's sit so i'm putting smoked meat on my d and speaking like a paki instead this actually made me laugh out loud
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Jun 2, 2016 02:55
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I guess the real question is should you wash your dick or the lunchmeat? 
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Jun 2, 2016 02:55
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the worst time was getting a real sloppy blowie (blowjob) and the next morning having a shower and finding a bit of chewed up onion in my pubes CHOICE@!
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Jun 2, 2016 04:11
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gently caress you cloud-based-forums double posting poo poo
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Jun 2, 2016 04:11
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the worst time was getting a real sloppy blowie (blowjob) and the next morning having a shower and finding a bit of chewed up onion in my pubes CHOICE@!
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