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quote:TOKYO - The Japanese military has been called in to join the hundreds of people already searching for a boy abandoned by his parents in bear-infested woods, according to multiple reports. Good luck kid So Japanese POW camps were just normal everyday discipline in Japan? I'd imagine that's what their Summer Camps are like now. Bears ... hahahahahaha poo poo
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Jun 1, 2016 17:42
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They probably just killed him and are wasting everyone's time now.
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Jun 1, 2016 17:50
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bear got him
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Jun 1, 2016 17:51
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isn't anime real there or something, if so why can't goku just level the entire forest??
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Jun 1, 2016 17:52
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kid is probably caught in the web of a corrupted forest god who takes the form of a half-woman half-spider and catches children to feed on their dreams and memories pretty hosed up if you ask me
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Jun 1, 2016 18:00
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This is how one of those crazy Japanese horror movies starts (or ends) isn't it? Kuma-ko
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Jun 1, 2016 18:05
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more parents should leave their children to bears, like mine for exampleTom Gorman posted:kid is probably caught in the web of a corrupted forest god who takes the form of a half-woman half-spider and catches children to feed on their dreams and memories uhhh that movie was korean
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Jun 1, 2016 18:06
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if this was a movie i would change the child to a teenaged schoolgirl for better ticket sales
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Jun 1, 2016 18:09
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lorn Wayne posted:isn't anime real there or something, if so why can't goku just level the entire forest?? that would kill the kid and the bears
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Jun 1, 2016 18:13
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Parallax Scroll posted:that would kill the kid and the bears Then send in Ohio zoo keepers: bear dead; kid saved.
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Jun 1, 2016 18:14
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Parallax Scroll posted:that would kill the kid and the bears Bring the kid back with the Dragonballs?
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Jun 1, 2016 18:15
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Who knew that they have bears in Japan. I thought they only had pandas and cute poo poo like that.
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Jun 1, 2016 18:19
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lol now this kids gonna come back in 20 years and gently caress his mom. gg dad.
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Jun 1, 2016 18:26
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Vastarien posted:Who knew that they have bears in Japan. I thought they only had pandas and cute poo poo like that. they dont have pandas. they used to have a unique breed of wolves but hunted those to extinction.
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Jun 1, 2016 18:26
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i would also replace the bears with teenaged schoolgirls
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Jun 1, 2016 18:27
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I read somewhere that since Japanese schools are so rigorous, it's common for moms to fellate their sons before big exams to relieve stress.
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Jun 1, 2016 18:27
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death by teenaged schoolgirl in a japanese internment camp sounds like a brutal way to tide also sounds like a music line up THURSDAY ONLY death by teenaged schoolgirl and japanese internment camp LIVE
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Jun 1, 2016 18:28
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I read somewhere that since Japanese schools are so rigorous, it's common for moms to fellate their sons before big exams to relieve stress. there was one unsubstantiated report of that and it just got repeated endlessly. wouldnt be surprised, though. japans exam culture is hosed up. they dont even have time for anime!
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Jun 1, 2016 18:29
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tomstuart posted:death by teenaged schoolgirl in a japanese internment camp sounds like a brutal way to tide is it an all ages show i wanna bring a teenaged schoolgirl
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Jun 1, 2016 18:30
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JiveHonky posted:is it an all ages show i wanna bring a teenaged schoolgirl ages 3, 7, 15, 17-19, 35, 42-67, and 93
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Jun 1, 2016 18:31
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Serious Frolicking posted:there was one unsubstantiated report of that and it just got repeated endlessly. wouldnt be surprised, though. japans exam culture is hosed up. they dont even have time for anime! i've heard of boning up for a big exam but this goes too far imo
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Jun 1, 2016 18:32
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I read somewhere that since Japanese schools are so rigorous, it's common for moms to fellate their sons before big exams to relieve stress. that's cool in my book.
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Jun 1, 2016 18:36
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Serious Frolicking posted:they dont have pandas. they used to have a unique breed of wolves but hunted those to extinction. The number of pandas are basically a rounding error at this point because they are so disinclined to mate. Serious Frolicking posted:there was one unsubstantiated report of that and it just got repeated endlessly. wouldnt be surprised, though. japans exam culture is hosed up. they dont even have time for anime! It gets repeated because people want it to be true to fulfill their milf fantasies
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Jun 1, 2016 18:39
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DreamShipWrecked posted:It gets repeated because people want it to be true to fulfill their milf fantasies the reason probably has more to do with perpetuating the "japan is weird" thing
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Jun 1, 2016 18:43
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Harveygod posted:Bring the kid back with the Dragonballs? this guy gets it, i'd only bring back the bears though 
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Jun 1, 2016 18:45
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I know I repeat it because I want a japanese mom to fellate me
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Jun 1, 2016 18:49
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How are the bears in Japan closely related to North American grizzles? Did they cross over in bear boats or something?
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Jun 1, 2016 18:50
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JiveHonky posted:i would also replace the bears with teenaged schoolgirls We have abandoned our son in a forest full of teenaged school girls and now he won't come home
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Jun 1, 2016 18:52
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident that is the most famous japanese bear attack, and it is an interesting story
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Jun 1, 2016 18:54
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Harveygod posted:Bring the kid back with the Dragonballs? What, and waste a wish on some bratty kid?
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Jun 1, 2016 19:03
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I mean this is why I visit sites like SA. before today, I wouldn't have known that japanese bears were such a global extinction level threat, arguably more so than global warming or space gamma bursts.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:08
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there isnt much of a barrier to entry for modern japanese hunting societies because they are incredibly unpopular. like unpopular to join, not with the public's perception of them. so if someone in japan wants to go shoot bears they can pretty easily.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:11
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Serious Frolicking posted:there isnt much of a barrier to entry for modern japanese hunting societies because they are incredibly unpopular. like unpopular to join, not with the public's perception of them. so if someone in japan wants to go shoot bears they can pretty easily. They don't even have guns there, how are you supposed to hunt a bear? Throw rocks at it? Lure it into the suicide forest and have it kill itself?
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Jun 1, 2016 19:14
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:They don't even have guns there, how are you supposed to hunt a bear? Throw rocks at it? hunters can get rifles. but again, hunting is so incredibly unpopular few people do.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:15
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lorn Wayne posted:I mean this is why I visit sites like SA. this is only for lame countries that dont let everyone have guns
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Jun 1, 2016 19:16
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ill admit that i only learned about bears and hunting in japan due to a thread discussing an anime about lesbian magical girls who were also human-eating bears. despite the amazing premise it turned out to be a pretty bad show.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:20
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Serious Frolicking posted:ill admit that i only learned about bears and hunting in japan due to a thread discussing an anime about lesbian magical girls who were also human-eating bears. despite the amazing premise it turned out to be a pretty bad show. Jojo's bizarre adventures are considered bizarre because there's hardly any lesbian magical school girls in it, by Japanese standards. Edit: Here's a Japanese movie trailer and about schoolgirls eating people and what not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX4t8XYJgS0 Mr.Pibbleton fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Jun 1, 2016 |
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Jun 1, 2016 19:23
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Pope Mobile posted:Then send in Ohio zoo keepers: bear dead; kid saved. no, the only black person in japan shot, the kid still missing
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Jun 1, 2016 19:31
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http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/05/31/480117861/search-continues-for-7-year-old-left-in-japanese-forest-as-punishmentquote:The area where he disappeared on Hokkaido, a northern island in Japan, is also home to bears. Fresh bear feces were reportedly discovered on Tuesday, The Guardian writes.  💩
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LATEST: Kid's mom promises to fellate a bear if the Ohio zookeepers shoot the kid
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