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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i hope that the cops get confused and start shooting each other. i also hope that the sun explodes, wiping out all life on earth.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Orange Red Bull posted:

low body count, im gonna go with angsty white guy

Yeah if he was asian the body count would have been at least double that

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Orange Red Bull posted:

low body count, im gonna go with angsty white guy

So, a BernieBro?

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Mimir posted:

Report from live on the scene, from the dorms,: I'm fine, just okay, woke up to this, all of the doors are locked. everyone's freaking out.

Hello Mimir, I'm a reporter with Fox News,

On a scale of Stalin to Pol Pot how many Hitlers does this make Obama?

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Orange Red Bull posted:

low body count, im gonna go with angsty white guy

What mass shooters aren't angsty white guys?

US only. Mumbai and Kenya terror attacks don't count.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Atrocious Joe posted:

What mass shooters aren't angsty white guys?

US only. Mumbai and Kenya terror attacks don't count.

It's sometimes angsty asians too.

Mimir
Nov 26, 2012

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

Did you actually just wake up, see that some poo poo is going on, and immediately log onto to SA to see if there is a thread about it? Please say yes.













It's what I'd have done.

No, I poked around for about an hour, got updated, let everyone know I was safe, and as things calmed down and continue to happen I checked SA for the relevant, timely, and accurate information I have come to expect. Nobody's going anywhere for a while.

I can't give interviews to local news media without the permission of my editor.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Mange Mite posted:

Yeah if he was asian the body count would have been at least double that

its the fps skills

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Atrocious Joe posted:

What mass shooters aren't angsty white guys?

US only. Mumbai and Kenya terror attacks don't count.

cho seung hui (32)
chris dorner (4)
vester flanaghan (2)

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Latest news is two dead guys, suicide note and a handgun. Dude killed his gay lover who cucked him calling it now.

charms
Oct 14, 2012


Since the angle here seems to be STEM genocide I think we can rule out an Asian shooter.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Mange Mite posted:

cho seung hui
chris dorner
vester flanaghan
that's 3 out of hundreds

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Orange Red Bull posted:

low body count, im gonna go with angsty white guy

Doesn't count unless he has an easily diagnosed and treatable but still unchecked mental illness

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Orange Red Bull posted:

its the fps skills
Dota isn't an FPS

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Prettz posted:

that's 3 out of hundreds

nobody said they werent mostly white. but i can name 3 right off the top of my head, including the current top scorer (cho)

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

It's sometimes angsty asians too.

Virginia tech and kind of Elliott Rogers?

Cmon that's some weak representation.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Orange Red Bull posted:

Latest news is two dead guys, suicide note and a handgun. Dude killed his gay lover who cucked him calling it now.

My money is on this scenario.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
being remembered for your spree killings, even though the top spree killer is asian, that's white privilege

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Mange Mite posted:

being remembered for your spree killings, even though the top spree killer is asian, that's white privilege

Is Whitman still #2

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
The air in LA is so loving dirty to the point that it's hard to see anything from the live aerial shots.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Orange Red Bull posted:

Is Whitman still #2

no its adam lanza now i tink

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Mange Mite posted:

no its adam lanza now i tink

Does it count though since 99% of his frags were kids

Gonna need an MLG ruling on this

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Orange Red Bull posted:

Is Whitman still #2

Mange Mite posted:

no its adam lanza now i tink
are we counting the dude who shot up the restaurant in Texas and the guy who shot up the California McDonald's, or just school shootings?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
They're talking on the scanner about a police chase?

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
It was a murder suicide.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
lol They still haven't caught/shot the fucker?

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Immortan posted:

lol They still haven't caught/shot the fucker?

it turns out none of that is necessary in your typical murder/suicide

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

LGD posted:

it turns out none of that is necessary in your typical murder/suicide

What is dead may never die.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

worst mass shooting ever

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



Immortan posted:

lol They still haven't caught/shot the fucker?

Maybe this wasn't a mass shooting but a targeted assassination, and the killer is walking off campus like nothing even happened.

Elphiem
Dec 4, 2005

CFC Fan
It's weird how a disproportionate number of these shooters have manifestos.

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!
Murder / Suicide

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Chief of the LAPD says it was a murder suicide

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Prettz posted:

that's 3 out of hundreds

if youre counting them like that, then the blacks win hands-down

even without adjusting for population, it's simply no contest

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Orange Red Bull posted:

Does it count though since 99% of his frags were kids

Gonna need an MLG ruling on this

thankfully 4chan is on the case

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Orange Red Bull posted:

low body count, im gonna go with angsty white guy

low energy :sad:

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

gently caress this thread is never going to be epic when it's just some gays being gays. My next thread though... You guys just wait, it'll melt faces.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Police report that the angry bald man wearing a missing professor's tweed jacket with a barcode on the back of his neck is definitely not suspicious and not worth investigating.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Chief of the LAPD says it was a murder suicide

Well FOX says it was ISIS so who are you going to believe

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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
reporters seem relatively relieved that it was only a murder suicide and not a mass shooting

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