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ever go to the piss troff at a sporting event you are guaranteed to see old man dick at those things
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Dang, I knew I was missing out never going to sporting events.
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basement jihadist posted:i use this to assert cock dominance over other urinal users same, lets be pissing buddies and fight our dominant cocks with each other 
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I read the title as "if you piss in the middle of the urinal," and was very confused why someone would think that I'm gay because of that. Edit: word filter 1, mook 0
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I really hate it when strangers try to strike up a conversation while I'm there with my dick in my hand trying to blast some piss and get the gently caress out
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Jun 2, 2016 09:17
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Serious when did chatting over the piss trough become acceptable?
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Jun 2, 2016 09:19
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when i use urinals i like to direct stream right at the urinal cake in order to cut into it like a piss laser
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Just admit that you're gay. I look at it as an alpha male stance. You go in and claim your space. Any males who approach you either are challenging you or submitting to the bitch role. Meaning you dominate them now or must fight them to the death.
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Jun 2, 2016 09:57
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what good is this? giggling like a little baby because someones peckers about to explode hot psis all over the place and better in a bucket than in your mouth where it would probably go if it were up to you nothing wrong with peeing where you want as long as its not like in ababy stroller or in a ham sandwich at the grocery store rear end h***
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criscodisco posted:I go to the urinals looking for some hot pee action, like this: it's u
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Jun 2, 2016 11:37
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I piss in the sink closest to the door
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Roylicious posted:idk about urinals but this is pretty gay right here.  Berious posted:Serious when did chatting over the piss trough become acceptable? talking to myself doesn't qualify as a 'chat' with you, sorry chap.
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Jun 3, 2016 21:44
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I make sure the guy at the urinal next to me knows I'm not looking at his dick by maintaining eye contact with him
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ExtraQuiet posted:/ I'm just trying to motivate my penis to come out of its skin shell so I don't piss all over my balls
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de_dust posted:when i use urinals i like to direct stream right at the urinal cake in order to cut into it like a piss laser 
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Serious Frolicking posted:they can tell you have a small wiener by looking at you. everyone who bothers to notice you at all thinks "dang, that guy def. has a micropeen". at the urinals they are just confirming what they already know in their hearts to be true. I just wanted to let you and the other fellow in this back and forth know that I found this very funny, and then I read it to my wife and she also found it very funny. You have made our lives slightly better... Thank you good sirs.
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i like when bars put ice in the urinals so i can melt it. i dont care if you see me grinning while im at the urinal - im having a blast
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Jun 4, 2016 02:49
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I pissed in an empty McDonalds cup once. Then I put the cup on the ground and booted it as hard as I could. It hit my friend's gf in the back and piss splashed all over her. She looked at me expecting me to apologize but I was laughing too hard. I hated that bitch. MustardFacial fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jun 4, 2016 |
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When I was in the army I'd get blackout drunk in the barracks every night and piss in my roommate's dresser drawer, his clean clothes soaked it right up it was pretty fun I recommend it
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:When I was in the army I'd get blackout drunk in the barracks every night and piss in my roommate's dresser drawer, his clean clothes soaked it right up it was pretty fun I recommend it do you mind if I submit this to readers digest's "humor in uniform"
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Jun 4, 2016 03:13
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oh of course just be sure to let them know that it is an original excerpt from the life and stylings of forums.something awful.com poster A CISHET SHITLORD, id like to get the proper credits after all
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Jun 4, 2016 03:18
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i find imagining peeing off of a tall waterfall helps also imagining peeing off a tall tower onto those who would oppose you, thus establishing the feeling of dominance and loosening my bladder in reality when confronted on either side by another male
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RaceBannon posted:i like when bars put ice in the urinals so i can melt it. i dont care if you see me grinning while im at the urinal - im having a blast This owns especially when you bring a cup in and scoop some out and offer it to the girl that friend zoned you
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Jun 4, 2016 04:27
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Then you're like OWNED PISSBITCH
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 Mods please rename this thread "Bloodfart's Bathroom Adventures"Was in the bathroom today and I found a dime. Would you grab the piss dime? Obviously no if it was a penny. Obviously yes if it was a quarter. But what about a dime covered in piss mist? 
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
forget the dime, the real treasure is that curly pube on the lip
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Jun 8, 2016 19:54
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I would but only because I loving love piss
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satanic splash-back posted:forget the dime, the real treasure is that curly pube on the lip I took a vacation to the Caribbean last year, and let me tell you, the pubes stick to those urinals were like big back snakes! Will upload pics when I get home.
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Iron Crowned posted:What if it's one of those bathrooms that only has a toilet and a urinal, but no dividers, and you can lock the door, but as you're about to lock the door, some other dude pushes past you and starts pissing in the toilet? Then go poop in the urinal.
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:When I was in the army I'd get blackout drunk in the barracks every night and piss in my roommate's dresser drawer, his clean clothes soaked it right up it was pretty fun I recommend it When I was in the army I'd get blackout drunk in the barracks every night and piss in my battle buddy's camelbak. Surprised that fucker on the ruck marches, let me tell you.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Obviously no if it was a penny. Obviously yes if it was a quarter. But what about a dime covered in piss mist? i wouldn't pick up a goddamn piss susan b anthony (unless it was the real susan b anthony, in which case, pm me)
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I just hold it until it hurts then go knock on a strangers door, holding my junk and say "ooooh wowie wowie I gotta pee something fierce can you help a stranger out?" and most of the time they're just like no problem but then I piss in their sink.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I took a vacation to the Caribbean last year, and let me tell you, the pubes stick to those urinals were like big back snakes! Will upload pics when I get home. Take a look at this beauty! It's like the back hair Jeff Goldblum was sprouting in The Fly! 
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why the hell would you piss indoors?
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I like to piss in the middle urinal to gently caress with people who aren't man enough to not care. The best is when they flee into a stall.
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