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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


60 minutes (of farting)

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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts


m*a*s*h*(ing my dick into a cheap prostitute for several coked out hours)

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

The Tom (Stuart beats Tom) Greene (to death with a paralyzed 5 year old having a seizure) show

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006



risen from the garbage. the scum of the hive cluster - alive. i am it. i have ascended.
i am scrunt

attributed to scrunt but not actually possible as scrunts not capable of self awareness or rational thought


John Denver Hoxha posted:

m*a*s*h*(ing my dick into a cheap prostitute for several coked out hours)

jon pop?

Moltke
May 13, 2009


Grimey Drawer

I Love (Giving) Lucy (Creampies)

Moltke
May 13, 2009


Grimey Drawer

My 3 (Gay) Sons (Who I Have Sex With)

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006



risen from the garbage. the scum of the hive cluster - alive. i am it. i have ascended.
i am scrunt

attributed to scrunt but not actually possible as scrunts not capable of self awareness or rational thought


two and a half men (the worst top rated gay amputee porno)

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

Maude (fisted 3 cows to death)

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

r u serious

how to catch (and tickle) a predator

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

r u serious

bob's (rear end)burger'ws

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

Hardcastle & McCormack(stabbed an intellectually disabled boy in Georgetown, Washington, D.C.. Hardcastle & McCormack chose people who were either mentally handicapped or African-American as their victims, explaining that they assumed these people would not be missed when killed. Hardcastle & McCormack tortured, mutilated, and murdered young children with their "implements of Hell": a meat cleaver, a butcher knife, and a small handsaw.)

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006



risen from the garbage. the scum of the hive cluster - alive. i am it. i have ascended.
i am scrunt

attributed to scrunt but not actually possible as scrunts not capable of self awareness or rational thought


JiveHonky posted:

Hardcastle & McCormack(stabbed an intellectually disabled boy in Georgetown, Washington, D.C.. Hardcastle & McCormack chose people who were either mentally handicapped or African-American as their victims, explaining that they assumed these people would not be missed when killed. Hardcastle & McCormack tortured, mutilated, and murdered young children with their "implements of Hell": a meat cleaver, a butcher knife, and a small handsaw.)

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009



Community (of surprise sex dungeon enthusiasts)

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


game on thrones (shows naked people sometimes)

south park (often uses expletives)

last week tonight with john oliver (who is often disrespectful to people of authority)

the simpsons (aren't schooled in proper table etiquette)

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine


hun, we need to talk, i have something i need to get off my chest. sheesh, i dont even know how to say it so ill just say it. i... well, i i shrunk the gosh darn kids. im really sorry.

technically they are still alive

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

americas most sexually active wanted

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

(su)C(k my g)O(ddamn balls) P(lea)S(e)

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 314 days!


Pillbug

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

(su)C(k my g)O(ddamn balls) P(lea)S(e)

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food



so you think you can dance (ya friggin chooch)?

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.


Moltke posted:

My 3 (Gay) Sons (Who I Have Sex With)

it's "whom"

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005



Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

(Woody Allen's) 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter

Lol

Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007


(This was funnier when it was on )@midnight

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

LargeHadron posted:

it's "whom"

how rude!

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

American Dad (Who Doesn't Tip Wait Staff)

Fresh Off the Boat (And Late for an Important Appointment)

Undercover Boss (Didn't Give Christmas Bonuses Last Year)

Men of a Certain Age (Who Cut People Off in Traffic)

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006



risen from the garbage. the scum of the hive cluster - alive. i am it. i have ascended.
i am scrunt

attributed to scrunt but not actually possible as scrunts not capable of self awareness or rational thought


botched (sex change operation leads to troon painting bathroom wall with their own brains)

Mammal Sauce
Apr 26, 2004

My Mammal Sauce is the best Mammal Sauce
I spread Mammal Sauce on my wang
We make Mammal Sauce in Bill William's loft
And we eat a bucket of Tang

Dave Gorman's Googlewhack(off) Adventure

Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007


Num3(b)ers

The Price is (not) Right

The Daily Show (with Trevor Noah)

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine


honey i shrunk some kids

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006



risen from the garbage. the scum of the hive cluster - alive. i am it. i have ascended.
i am scrunt

attributed to scrunt but not actually possible as scrunts not capable of self awareness or rational thought


cub posted:

honey i shrunk some kids

eastbound and down (to the lovely side of town on the other side of the tracks filled with poor people, corner stores, and "we accept EBT signs")

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006



risen from the garbage. the scum of the hive cluster - alive. i am it. i have ascended.
i am scrunt

attributed to scrunt but not actually possible as scrunts not capable of self awareness or rational thought


honey i shrunk the kids (food budget by buying lottery tickets, malt liquor, and a carton of camel crush)

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.


Stuffguyman posted:

The Daily Show (with Trevor Noah)

Ok that was very good

madlobster
Aug 12, 2003


The O'Reilly (Loofah) Factor

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003


Fun Shoe

The Golden (Shower) Girls

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


olaf2022 posted:

The Golden (Shower) Girls

Never forget.

we get boat we get go
Sep 23, 2010



what about censoring things to make them rude?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn49sElzw6U

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


Hits and Missus

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

All-around good dude

this thread is so good

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014



clarissa explains it all (the problem with race-mixing)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Clapping Larry

Sabrina the teenaged (fart) witch

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Clapping Larry

R(ape at h)ome

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