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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

right now i'm wearing a fitted kansas city royals ballcap on my penis. it's very stylish and keeps the tip of my dick from getting sunburned. sometimes in the winter i will wear a little rabbit fur ushenka to keep my cock warm

what kind of hat(s) do you wear on your wiener? please only post if you wear dickhats. this is a troll free space

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bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
That's really neat OP.

Maybe you should broaden your horizons.


:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Gc6ZYnP.jpg

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
hey OP do you like rap music?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im not gonna tell you OP but ask your mom if you wanna know

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
My cock sports a fascinator

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
op is a tiny hat lol

Senator Sprinkles
Aug 16, 2008

I did until ur mom accidentally swallowed it :mmmsmug:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i would but doc says I gotta wear this boner suppression sleeve instead

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
OP rap music is where someone talks rhythmically over a beat. Is that the type of music you like?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


tfw where u nutted but she still goin and you put a lil sombrero on your junk cuz it's like god drat, my dick needs a fuckin siesta bitch

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Metagrubs
Jan 5, 2015
Lipstick Apathy
I don't do that op

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

For a minute I thought this was an Issac post and this was Pecky Becky.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Helical Nightmares posted:

For a minute I thought this was an Issac post and this was Pecky Becky.

we cant all be as good as Issac

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Wrap it up people. Safe sex is responsible and as long as shes not a slut eventually the pill will be enough.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I sometimes wear a hard hat when i gotta do heavy lifting which is very often :smugdon:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


amityville anus posted:

I sometimes wear a hard hat when i gotta do heavy lifting which is very often :smugdon:

the op's mom joke is implied here folks, read between the lines

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
I have tiny cock at tip of my hat

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Metagrubs posted:

I don't do that op

mods???

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

JiveHonky posted:

OP rap music is where someone talks rhythmically over a beat. Is that the type of music you like?

like that blondie song?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I have a sombrero on my weenier

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Well... Not tiny really.......

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
That's some Bad Hat, Harry.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Ive stretched my dick lips into the shape of a fedora. Does that count?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Ive stretched my dick lips into the shape of a fedora. Does that count?

yes, i'd say so

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
A chinaman hat and sometimes a hat that says MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
at the top of my balls there is an indentation where a penis should be. i do not put a hat there.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
i have really long taint hairs

its like my balls had a neckbeard

OpaqueEcho
Feb 8, 2003

oh no no bro oh no
there's another cock at the tip of my cock, I have a hat on that one

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

op i do not wear such a hat but i will try it

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Ive stretched my dick lips into the shape of a fedora. Does that count?

Honestly it looks more like a tam o'shanter without the pom-pom. You've got the basics of the brim, but really need to work on the peak.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Parallax Scroll posted:

op i do not wear such a hat but i will try it

i'm not saying it will change your life or anything but you'd be surprised at what it can do for your confidence :hattip:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i wear a cage on mine so that i am punished if i try to get my cummies without mistress' approval. i dont actually have a mistress, so getting permission is difficult.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Serious Frolicking posted:

i wear a cage on mine so that i am punished if i try to get my cummies without mistress' approval. i dont actually have a mistress, so getting permission is difficult.

i think this is the wrong thread for this

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


these novelty bottle caps make for great dick hats! bankers gin comes with a cock-sized bowler hat as well. careful, though, as the stiff plastic can become uncomfortable quickly

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i think this is the wrong thread for this

yeah, i guess it is more of a mask than a hat.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
arent there monks that wear lil cockhats?

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Mine's smoking a cigarette.

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