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Pomplamoose



DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN

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FreshCutFries

this is a spider thread. spider-thread implies a thread that was bit by a radioactive spider

bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete
spider thread
spider thread
does whatever a spider thread does

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


They're called WEBS

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

They're called WEBS

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

eonwe



*gets stuck in the thread*

*OP wraps me up to drain the posts from me later*

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
but what if it's dancing spider-thread


the unabonger

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

They're called WEBS

Pomplamoose

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

They're called WEBS


Eonwe posted:

*gets stuck in the thread*

*OP wraps me up to drain the posts from me later*

*slurp*

problematic hug

December Octopodes posted:

but what if it's dancing spider-thread



i like how he has a stylized spider drawing on his display. must prevent a lot of misunderstandings

Piso Mojado

fun fact - the average person swallows 500 threads every year while they sleep.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
A BYOB thread has the same tensile strength as tinsel

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

Piso Mojado posted:

fun fact - the average person swallows 500 threads every year while they sleep.

the average yobber poops this many threads in a single night

nature is amazing!


google THIS

if you poop threads you may actually be a spider

tazjin


i'm not such a big fan of spiders

Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


You're a spider, Harry! Er, hairy spider. Yep.

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Pomplamoose

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

:3:

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**claps hands to the beat, too**

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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alnilam


Splatmaster posted:

**claps hands to the beat, too**

Scaly Haylie

SOME THREAD

A Spider Covets


hello my friends, it is i, the covetous spider

there are many sexy dances occurring in this thread

please mark it NSFW, content like the below is NOT! okay for baby spiders to see

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eonwe



spider thread comes from the butt

its spider poop

FluffieDuckie

A Spider Covets posted:

hello my friends, it is i, the covetous spider

there are many sexy dances occurring in this thread

please mark it NSFW, content like the below is NOT! okay for baby spiders to see



hi spider :wave: i'm glad our spider thread lured you back over here :)


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

A Spider Covets


FluffieDuckie posted:

hi spider :wave: i'm glad our spider thread lured you back over here :)

hi duckie! :wave: i still have the drawing of our avatars frolicking together



eonwe informed me i hadnt posted yet in this thread so he is to blame for my timely arrival

here is a spider helpfully and wholesomely threatening away sith lords

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satanic splash-back

it makes me feel sticky

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


satanic splash-back posted:

it makes me feel sticky

Yuck

alnilam

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
hip. and a hop. hip hip a hop and don't drop the bop to da bang bang biz up up the spout!

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

Sebadoh Gigante posted:



DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN



DON'T E-MAIL MY WIFE!!!!

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Sebadoh Gigante posted:



DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN

I'm p sure the smaller one is getting eaten friend.

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Scaly Haylie

Eonwe posted:

spider thread comes from the butt

its spider poop

there's also spider diarrhea, more commonly known as "glue"

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
some spiders are able to poop hang gliders, and assail their foes from above


VendaGoat
Spiders are cool.

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Robot Made of Meat

VendaGoat posted:

Spiders are cool.

Also, I am very angry about people younger than me. Sadly, this is an ever-increasing percentage of the population.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Pomplamoose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYIUFEQeh3g

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
best roommate i ever had was a tiny jumping spider, it would come out look at me i'd wave and it would go back to its hidey hole


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

December Octopodes posted:

best roommate i ever had was a tiny jumping spider, it would come out look at me i'd wave and it would go back to its hidey hole

*tiny jumping spider emerges from hole*
tiny spider: hey man...

octopodes: oh hi! whats up?

tiny spider: we cool man? we cool?

octopodes: yeah, of course we're cool!

tiny spider: right on man, right on...
*scuttles back into hole*

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Luvcow posted:

*tiny jumping spider emerges from hole*
tiny spider: hey man...

octopodes: oh hi! whats up?

tiny spider: we cool man? we cool?

octopodes: yeah, of course we're cool!

tiny spider: right on man, right on...
*scuttles back into hole*

"The Odd Couple" theme song played in my head while I read that, is that cool?

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Splatmaster posted:

"The Odd Couple" theme song played in my head while I read that, is that cool?

we cool, we cool

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