School Nickname posted:

At six years of age I just forgot the procedure in how to take a poo poo. Dropped the pants, didn't drop underwear, sat down on the seat, shat away. "Something's draggin on my underwear?". I take a look. It's a solid dark brown log. "The gently caress is this doing here?, "I went to the toile-". And then I realise. Tipped my undie's load into the bowl and speak nothing for the rest of the day. At least I washed my hands.

H.H posted:

I'm bored out of my mind right now, sitting in a class with the driest lecturer ever.

Tell you what, I'll write it for some gift certs.

Buttcoin purse posted:

How do I know your Jastiger stories will be as good as the other ones.. unless of course you wrote the other ones? Are you writing all of the confessions? ARE YOU PISSBITCH?

H.H posted:

That's for me to know and you to speculate about.

Anyway, I'll put in a 1000 word short for a $5 cert.

H.H posted:

do it, i dare you.

P-Mack posted:

lol you paid money for Spore

H.H posted:

do it, i dare you.

Retail Slave posted:

I did. I bought into the hype of IT'S SIMCITY MEETS CIVILIZATION and had a huge boner until the first time I played it, then it was a huge letdown. Never have I been so disappointed in a game.

Good Grief posted:

want to get married?

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

my shameful confession is i paid 90 freakin dollars for the special edition of mass effect 3

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Just when I thought I could feel safe, the same car stopped outside my house, beeped twice, then drove away. Any time I let my guard down things like this seem to happen. Strange that people would want to harass me so much, I don't know what I ever did to deserve this! Try to imagine what it feels like to be followed around all the time, it's awful. I think it might have started when I got in some really intense arguments in Debate & Discussion ; perhaps a goon doxxed me?
Getting help where I live is really difficult because nobody seems to take me seriously. Everybody thinks I'm imagining the harassment, even though I recorded the sound of the car beeps on my phone and showed them. Right now I really don't know who to trust.

Jose posted:

my friend took drugs at a musical festival once and woke me up at 4am to let me know someone had slashed the outer layer of the tent so they could pour liquid in allowing them to xray us while we were asleep

nobody speak posted:

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The past couple of days I've been have dreams. They seem normal but some strange things happen in them, having trouble walking up stairs, being bitten by a shark, getting weird tattoos, and I wake up confused. I feel like they have actually happened. I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality.

LingcodKilla posted:

So he hosed up trying to cut a hole in the tent to piss out of?

The Mentalizer posted:

If he was like any of the friends I went to music festivals with, the hole was for pissing into the tent. While the rest of us were sleeping, of course.

The Mentalizer posted:

If he was like any of the friends I went to music festivals with, the hole was for pissing into the tent. While the rest of us were sleeping, of course.

The Mentalizer posted:

If he was like any of the friends I went to music festivals with, the hole was for pissing into the tent. While the rest of us were sleeping, of course.

Il Federale posted:

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Did this inspire you to get beefy? To get real beefy?

Hedrigall posted:

The time-travel-centric ninth installment: A Pissbitch in Time Saves 9

loquacius posted:

Wasn't there like a long bitstrip comic series that got posted on SA once about how gangstalking is real and a serious problem and no I'm not crazy shut up you're with them aren't you


Eh that might be just the SA demographics talking. I'm sure there's an anonymous-confessions Tumblr out there with a bunch of submissions from garbage ladies

Bitter Mushroom posted:

My confession is I once watched a lets play of system shock 2 because I was too scared to play it myself

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Predator goon here, I first didn't want to answer but I just wanted to say that it's easy to say "well, if you get into such a situation, just say nothing and demand a lawyer" and this is also right. But, these people are really good at their job. They make you think that it doesn't matter anyways, that they know everything and that coming clean and cooperating in any way you can is the best option for you and also just the right thing to do. They are nice to you as long as you say all the things they want to hear and goad you into it. Rarely anybody is really that bad of a person, most people actually want to do the right thing. Also when youre sitting there and are labeled a pedophile pretty much officially you feel very alone. You look for any kind of approval. In reality, youre just digging your hole deeper and deeper and they don't care. I know that now.

It's also not so much the sentencing, but that you're marked for life and the whole aftermath. I actually have a job, and yes they know about everything. My face is still all over the internet if you google my name. I'm lucky that the people running the place just don't care that much. I have learned to keep my head down, keep to myself. I don't need to interact with people in my job and that makes it easier. Thankfully nobody really remembers the show that much and I can move about normally, but I tend not to leave my home except for work and errands. In the first months I pretty much cried myself to sleep. Now I'm just numb and my only goal in life is to live as simple and uneventful as possible. Yes ladies, I'm single.

I know most of you people think I deserve a painful death but I'm not a bad person neither am I a pedophile. I have no interest in kids. The aftermath of that whole shitshow was that I had to interact with people like for example a guy who hosed the 4 year old daughter of a family-friend while babysitting, claiming that she actually wanted it. I'm not like that at all. Yes my interaction was with somebody who posed as an underage teen but it was all terribly vague, from behavior and what was shown to me she might as well have been in her 20s. They knew exactly what they were doing and who they were targeting. Sadbrain Idiots with poor judgment like me.

Sorry, not giving any details, even though anonymous, I don't really want to be identified.

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I masturbate daily, solely to hentai. Usually the weirder the better. I'll load up one video on my phone, jerk it in the bathroom, and be done within 10 minutes. I have 2-3 sites I really enjoy, which update weekly, and have some pretty wild and recent stuff out there.

In all other sexual aspects I am normal. I have a long term girlfriend who lives with me. We have sex pretty regularly, I have no problems getting or maintaining an erection, and we both get off during sex. Usually at least once a week we have a marathon session that lasts 2-3 hours.

I see no reason to stop the hentai but I understand it's kind of a weird thing to do.

8-Bit Scholar posted:

It's honestly very overrated, not sure why people lose their poo poo over it when there's perfectly great heroin.