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I'm mentally ill and I walked into a store and walked out with a deadly weapon. Living in America loving pwns. I don't know anything about guns so I just asked the clerk what to get for home defense and he said to get this Mossberg model 88. Looks p cool but I haven't got a chance to shoot it yet. And before you ask, yes I have a small penis and yes I am insecure about it and yes this makes me feel strong and manly. 
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you'll shoot your eye out, kid
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Jun 3, 2016 14:55
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thats a good gun. always buy guns that cops use so you can defend against cops
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Jun 3, 2016 14:56
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now clean your room you little bitch
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Jun 3, 2016 14:57
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I shot four rounds of trap the other day and my shoulder is a little sore.
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Jun 3, 2016 14:58
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if you think that's bad you should have seen my room a couple months ago
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Jun 3, 2016 14:59
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You should have bought a breech loader so you can smoke weed through it.
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Jun 3, 2016 15:01
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excellent photo skills cutting the picture to avoid your large gut 
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Jun 3, 2016 15:03
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I don't smoke drugs I smoke clowns like you on the b-ball court
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Jun 3, 2016 15:03
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Jurassic Park.
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Jun 3, 2016 15:16
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gotta protect your puckins eh
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Jun 3, 2016 15:17
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I don't want any thieves breaking in to steal my laserdisc collection
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Jun 3, 2016 15:18
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If your gun calibre is supposed to inversely correlate with your dilz size then I gotta let my wife know that she can stop thinking about the 12 gauge she wants and get at least a 10, because she has no dilz. I, on the other hand, have had my eye on a Savage mk 2 .22lr and a competition level high powered pellet gun 
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Jun 3, 2016 15:19
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go home and get your loving shinebox
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Jun 3, 2016 15:19
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Jun 3, 2016 15:20
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op have i got a tune for u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mAJU_ZKhEM
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Jun 3, 2016 15:20
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EvilJoven posted:If your gun calibre is supposed to inversely correlate with your dilz size then I gotta let my wife know that she can stop thinking about the 12 gauge she wants and get at least a 10, because she has no dilz. oh look at this micropenis freak that needs a caliber larger than .17hmr
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Jun 3, 2016 15:29
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you should have spent the money on an adult man's haircut
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Jun 3, 2016 15:29
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is that a sega genesis if so, nice
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Jun 3, 2016 15:29
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I don't smoke drugs You're missing out. 
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Jun 3, 2016 15:32
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
Hey man, that's cool. Feeling good is good and only an rear end in a top hat would deny you that. So long as you don't shoot anyone you aren't supposed to (you can tell who that is because they are either white, wearing a police uniform or business attire) then I don't see the big prob.
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Jun 3, 2016 15:32
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I have a sega genesis and a lot of old videogame consoles because I'm cool. Still don't have a girlfriend though for some reason
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Jun 3, 2016 15:33
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This was my favorite scene in Full Metal Jacket.
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Jun 3, 2016 15:35
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to all the shotgun owners out there, how effective are those gimmick rounds? i always see like chain shot and fireball shots and all kinds of cool stuff (freeze shot?), but how effective is it? will shooting fireballs out of my shotgun damage the barrel?
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Jun 3, 2016 15:39
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fire shot is very effective against plant-types
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Jun 3, 2016 15:41
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You seem to have a bacon neck situation going on, perhaps shooting at your shirt could fix this?
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Jun 3, 2016 15:43
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Rutibex posted:to all the shotgun owners out there, how effective are those gimmick rounds? i always see like chain shot and fireball shots and all kinds of cool stuff (freeze shot?), but how effective is it? will shooting fireballs out of my shotgun damage the barrel? thats stupid as gently caress you dumb rear end in a top hat. i have a mossberg and a berelli. double ought buck for humans or slugs for bears
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Jun 3, 2016 15:48
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Illavick posted:Hey man, that's cool. Feeling good is good and only an rear end in a top hat would deny you that. So long as you don't shoot anyone you aren't supposed to (you can tell who that is because they are either white, wearing a police uniform or business attire) then I don't see the big prob. If I'm reading you correctly, here, you're saying you're supposed to shoot whites, cops, and people in business attire, right? If so, 
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Rutibex posted:to all the shotgun owners out there, how effective are those gimmick rounds? i always see like chain shot and fireball shots and all kinds of cool stuff (freeze shot?), but how effective is it? will shooting fireballs out of my shotgun damage the barrel? Not really anymore effective than conventional shot or slugs. If they were people who killed other people for a living would be using them, and that doesn't seem to be the case. That said, it is cool when you fire what amounts to a bola or a metal dart into an old hard drive or whatever. Shooting fireballs out of your shotgun is effective if you want to set things on fire, but then you have to worry about setting things on fire you might not want to, like the forest next to your house. Depending on the flammable material the heat could warp the barrel, or leave enough burning material in the barrel and chamber to cook off the rest of your ammunition.
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cub posted:thats stupid as gently caress you dumb rear end in a top hat. i have a mossberg and a berelli. double ought buck for humans or slugs for bears what about this guys custom play-doh rounds? seems like it might have a better spread pattern https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef6bF4tbtO4
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Jun 3, 2016 15:55
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So is the proper response to this thread to bookmark for posterity so we can have plenty of material for the inevitable Goon goes wild and shoots up some poo poo/people/puckins event?
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Jun 3, 2016 16:01
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should've gone with something smaller for ease and comfort when you inevitably stick the barrel in your mouth
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Jun 3, 2016 16:05
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your mom is comfortable enough when I stick my barrel in her mouth
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Jun 3, 2016 16:06
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Ein cooler Typ posted:your mom is comfortable enough when I stick my barrel in her mouth Meh, 6 out of 10 burn Edit: upon further consideration, I think it's a solid 7
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Jun 3, 2016 16:08
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I now fear and respect you, OP. Your purchase has achieved the desired effect.
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Jun 3, 2016 16:09
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Ein cooler Typ posted:your mom is comfortable enough when I stick my barrel in her mouth But...you already admitted you're packin' an Airsoft.
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Jun 3, 2016 16:10
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reminds me I need to get one again I keep selling them though nott a fan of that one OP, id rather have chinese at that price point
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Jun 3, 2016 16:10
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That's a very nice Jurassic Park poster. Can I have it after you kill yourself or get killed by the cops?
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Jun 3, 2016 16:11
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1500quidporsche posted:This was my favorite scene in Full Metal Jacket.
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op should have spent the money on a dab rig instead as a safer alternative to literally blowing ur head off
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