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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Skeleton Ape posted:

A lot of advanced white chicks went to my college
wish i went there. it's amazing how many otherwise (financially) successful and smart women that i went to college with are willing to give up so much of their own agency when they marry their ~*~best friend~*~

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Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

the worst part about friends who don't just use facebook for vanity purposes is times like now, when you've got multiple people in an arms race over who can be angriest and most holier-than-thou about a shooting. they're not saying anything new, and they're not doing it to convince people. they're doing it for their own fragile egos

luckily i've got a couple of people saying "donate blood" and being helpful
why haven't you added this guy as a friend

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jun 12, 2016

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




vyst posted:

Playing fast and loose with the term girlfriend

Pls don't make fun of that poor girl, she has enough problems with the obesity and facial hair. Maybe some androgynous momma's boy from the internet is the best she can do. :(

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Jun 13, 2016

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Facebook Aunt posted:

Pls don't make fun of that poor girl, she has enough problems with the obesity and facial. Maybe some androgynous momma's boy from the internet is the best she can do. :(

You guys are too much

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
The scars kid rules

Holy poo poo at the rape ones

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
We should run these slick huckster Sun-God Idols out of town.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Man my facebook has the most tame casual racist/ conservative people on it :smith:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
The only part I truly enjoy of facebook is the comments sections under news articles

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

he called him a cuck :prepop:

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

china bot posted:



public post

holy crap bevis

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Just wanted to pop in and say Da Motherfuckin Share Z0ne owns bones

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

ok i laughed at one finally

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

verbal enema posted:

Just wanted to pop in and say Da Motherfuckin Share Z0ne owns bones
i'm more of a "I Don't Like poo poo, I Don't Go Outside" man

Wee Stubby Nublet
Nov 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Nation posted:

ok i laughed at one finally

No goon can resist the siren call of a goku joke!


Goku.

Wee Stubby Nublet
Nov 20, 2015

by Lowtax

vyst posted:

Let me see that doooonnnngggggg









SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Linux Pirate posted:

Abandon all hope you had for the human race.




Jon Sookdeo is a proud Brony

https://www.facebook.com/ICanSnake

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



I'm glad you posted that link because I never would of been able to tell otherwise.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Lmao if real

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I got 99 poeblems and ignorance ain't one

Wee Stubby Nublet
Nov 20, 2015

by Lowtax
I think he may have spelt it out phonetically and that's the way he talks. I can definitely hear him busting out with "poblems" this and "poblems" that, with his favourite I'm guessing being "not my poblem!" Lol like, not even rounding his lips properly to speak and form a word, more like it's just a puffy cheek little expulsion of air - "poblem."

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

I think he may have spelt it out phonetically and that's the way he talks. I can definitely hear him busting out with "poblems" this and "poblems" that, with his favourite I'm guessing being "not my poblem!" Lol like, not even rounding his lips properly to speak and form a word, more like it's just a puffy cheek little expulsion of air - "poblem."

Skeletons don't have cheeks.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

YEAH I HAVE A POBLEM

*farrrrrrts*

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle


































http://i.imgur.com/bkSsswl.gifv

Wee Stubby Nublet
Nov 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Facebook Aunt posted:

Skeletons don't have cheeks.

Strangely enough, I can also hear him saying "kiss my rear end" a lot/ Which, I imagine, would present quite a problem if one was willing to pucker up when he has no cheek to offer.



[quote="Facebook Aunt" post="461017000"]


I too use an array of ropes and pulleys to allow my magnificent erection to reach its full gigantic bloom. But I keep the mechanisms on my pulley system oiled up and well maintained... So, i don't hear those hard-on creaks and rattles this pic is talking about.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Not my poblem!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Anderron Shi posted:

Not my pesident!

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
To this day i tell myself facebook people arent real people, and this post just strengthened my resolve in this.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

nawcom posted:

YEAH I HAVE A POBLEM

*farrrrrrts*

You have IBS too?

stump collector
May 28, 2007

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



psychokitty fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jun 14, 2016

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

:confused:

china bot fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jun 14, 2016

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
It's a picture of Pluto.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Da mother loving share zone

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

notZaar posted:

It's a picture of Pluto.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




If by "real slow" you mean 36,000 mph
:goonsay:

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Speed is relative

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