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>Turns off his invisibility cloak, since nobody noticed him.. shouting SUPRISE in hope of scaring the people in front of him into the portal.
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<3 Vanisher 
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Uxzuigal posted:>Turns off his invisibility cloak, since nobody noticed him.. shouting SUPRISE in hope of scaring the people in front of him into the portal. You were hidden from view from HighwireAct's binoculars (for some reason!) Uxzuigal has joined the group! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:You were hidden from view from HighwireAct's binoculars (for some reason!) > I throw a ball into the portal shouting "Fenris Catch!" to my dog that's lagging behind abit. He is one mean Rottweiler and is sure to handle anything thrown at, or before him. Dog follows the ball.
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Uxzuigal posted:> I throw a ball into the portal shouting "Fenris Catch!" to my dog that's lagging behind abit. He is one mean Rottweiler and is sure to handle anything thrown at, or before him. Dog follows the ball. Slurp! FENRIS HAS BEEN PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 7, 2016 14:31
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*contemplatively rubs the craft's surface around the portal, taking care not to touch the portal* "stupid probing portal make behind sore. glutious maximus biggest muscle in body so this worst case scenario..." |
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Jun 7, 2016 14:42
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shinmai posted:*contemplatively rubs the craft's surface around the portal, taking care not to touch the portal* The craft's surface is cool and smooth, with a bit of an electrical charge that is harmless but quite noticeable. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 7, 2016 14:53
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I dismount my stilts and stick one halfway into the portal. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 7, 2016 15:01
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super mario batali posted:I dismount my stilts and stick one halfway into the portal. The centaur pokes on of his stilts into the portal and 2 things happen- a discharge of electricity shoots out and the centaur begins to shrink in size! The centaur also gets slurped into the portal! Clarence Wembley is being probed! What do you do? 
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Jun 7, 2016 15:11
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Splatmaster posted:The craft's surface is cool and smooth "sky saucer surface exactly like Butmurr heh heh" *circle the saucer looking for any abnormalities, using the ancient Mystic Seeing technique to help" 
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Jun 7, 2016 15:14
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Splatmaster posted:The centaur pokes on of his stilts into the portal and 2 things happen- a discharge of electricity shoots out and the centaur begins to shrink in size! > This obviously calls for some serious thinking. The fuckers probed my dog and it will not go unanswered. Since this portal probes "anyone" we need someone who isn't just "anyone" but SOMEONE... I call upon the powers of Chuck Norris for help. /picks-up-space-phone-and-calls-
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shinmai posted:"sky saucer surface exactly like Butmurr heh heh" You see something scary! You then realize it's just your reflection. Uxzuigal posted:> This obviously calls for some serious thinking. The fuckers probed my dog and it will not go unanswered. CHUCK NORRIS WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST! Chuck Norris does not like to be probed! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 7, 2016 15:23
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Splatmaster posted:You see something scary! You then realize it's just your reflection. o.O He didn't even get to answere the phone! *Slowly backs away, then quickly from the portal* Hang in there Fenris.
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Jun 7, 2016 15:27
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*poke another part of the saucer, far away from the scary portal* |
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Jun 7, 2016 15:55
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shinmai posted:*poke another part of the saucer, far away from the scary portal* Your efforts reveal nothing new. You are all standing outside a strange alien craft, the portal is open and waiting. What do you do?
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*a pink elephant runs up to the portal and throws in a milkshake to placate the alien gods* |
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*shuffle backwards towards the portal all nonchalant like, sneaking right up to it butt-first* "grugh, that correct, portal with robot voice. you want butt? Butmurr want something in return!" Eonwe posted:*a pink elephant runs up to the portal and throws in a milkshake to placate the alien gods* "nooooo, mr. milkshake. not even have chance to taste yet  "(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Jun 7, 2016 16:22
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Eonwe posted:*a pink elephant runs up to the portal and throws in a milkshake to placate the alien gods* A milk shake is being probed!  shinmai posted:*shuffle backwards towards the portal all nonchalant like, sneaking right up to it butt-first* You are rudely slurped into the portal! Butmurr is being probed! Luvcow posted:cletus is going to check the back of the ship and see if it has an anus You fail to find an anus on the alien spacecraft. You DO however find 2 quarters, a dime, and a nickel during your investigation. What do you do?
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Jun 7, 2016 16:32
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cletus takes his newfound wealth and walks back to his farmhouse to try and count it (he cannot count) while warily watching the other people gathered so they do not steal his "gold"
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Jun 7, 2016 16:51
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The same metallic emotionless voice says "Repairs on the ship will be complete in approximately 72 hours unless outside assistance is rendered, which can reduce the repair time. The ship will then return to it's destination". The portal is open. What do you do?
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Jun 7, 2016 19:13
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Eonwe posted:*ties some balloons to the ship to make it lighter* Tape doesn't seem to want to stick to the smooth surface https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Macnult posted:is the portal an entrance to the ship or is it just a detour to some place that pushes us back another 6 hours? Lens Cumberson suddenly has a flash of insight! The same metallic voice you heard with your ears earlier is now inside your mind, and it says: You are the assigned liason between this craft and your companions. You have initiated the proper query for the position. The portal is indeed an entrance into the space craft. It is designed to probe each participant at least once until all participants have either elected to [Enter the Portal] as a team, or individuals will be probed each time they enter attempt to enter or are forced in by another participant. Once inside, participants will be challenged with obstacles. Each action that does not serve the purpose of completing the objective will result in a probe. State that you understand the instructions to the space craft, as well as to your companions before continuing. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 7, 2016 21:30
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DraconicImpulse posted:im just gonna lay down and cry for a bit OOC: You're doing incredibly well, actually. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 7, 2016 21:31
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Eonwe posted:*attempt to enter portal* Request received https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 7, 2016 21:40
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"grugh, might as well go for hat trick. or butt trick maybe heh heh" *enter the portal, if you know what I mean* 
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shinmai posted:"grugh, might as well go for hat trick. or butt trick maybe heh heh" Request received https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 7, 2016 22:53
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DraconicImpulse posted:*applies preparation h, enters portal* Request received https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:Lens Cumberson suddenly has a flash of insight! OOC: It's Camberson gosh darnit! -------- IC: *facing the spacecraft* "I understand the instructions." *turns around, hoping to be facing the group* "Alright everyone I understand the instructions now. We can either all agree to enter the portal together or we can stay stuck out here with our rear ends being sore. I haven't been probed myself, but it doesn't sound like a fun time. There's no telling what obstacles we'll face once in there, but the least we can do is all be on the same page before entering. Once we're inside it's important that we keep pushing on and trying to progress further, because any time wasted is just going to run the risk of another probing. However, none of that matters unless we all agree to enter the portal together." |
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Jun 7, 2016 23:33
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cletus returns from hiding his gold and watches whats going on at the craft while whittling a piece of maple with his pocket knife
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*I would like to enter the portal* also what the hell happened to my stilts
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Jun 7, 2016 23:43
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super mario batali posted:*I would like to enter the portal* i can whittle you some new stilts mr. attractive horse man
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Luvcow posted:i can whittle you some new stilts mr. attractive horse man Wellll - I dont have any money - or pockets as it turns out.
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*I would like to enter the portal as a group, also my dog Fenris would like to join us, and quite possibly Chuck Norris*
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Lens CAMberson faces the spacecraft and says, "I understand the instructions." He then turns around, faces the group, and says: "Alright everyone I understand the instructions now. We can either all agree to enter the portal together or we can stay stuck out here with our rear ends being sore. I haven't been probed myself, but it doesn't sound like a fun time. There's no telling what obstacles we'll face once in there, but the least we can do is all be on the same page before entering. Once we're inside it's important that we keep pushing on and trying to progress further, because any time wasted is just going to run the risk of another probing. However, none of that matters unless we all agree to enter the portal together." super mario batali posted:*I would like to enter the portal* Perhaps they are inside the ship. After Lens Camberson makes his grave pronouncement, the humming and throbbing increases in intensity as a surge of power erupts from the portal Everyone has entered the machismo-oozing portal! Loading, please wait... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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