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"waaaaaaait!" Jimmy screams as he scrambles toward the portal
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i do NOT enter the portal
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Jun 8, 2016 01:28
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TWIST FIST posted:i do NOT enter the portal I twist/grab Twist Fist nipples with me, dragging him into the portal with the rest of us.
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Jun 8, 2016 01:54
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<3 
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i am now trevor t. superskull, a different character, who does not enter the portal
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Jun 8, 2016 02:00
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lmao
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Jun 8, 2016 02:15
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TWIST FIST posted:i do NOT enter the portal cletus spits and nods in this guys direction and then continues whittling "i already got my gold"
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Jun 8, 2016 02:18
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Luvcow posted:cletus spits and nods in this guys direction and then continues whittling Everyone except Cletus and Trevor T. Superskull are inside the ship. The portal begins to close. If Cletus and Trevor T. Superskull do not join the party BUT contribute to the story they will be probed. Butmurr, Clarence, Amelia, Lens Cumberson, (Eonwe), (Twist Fist), Chet Riggs, Jimmy Tomlin, (DraconicImpulse), Uxzuigal, lizard wizard (wearing a Salamander mascot outfit), Brent the Boogeyman Waffler (weilding a bat), Steve McSheen, Master Shake, Fenris the Rottweiler, and Chuck Norris (looking totally unprobed...) are standing in a large room. Inside the room in the center is one single large lever sticking out of the floor. The lever is currently in the center position and can either be switched to the [UP] position or the [DOWN] position. What do you do? 
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Jun 8, 2016 03:04
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those seem like nice people so I'm goin" in trevor, here's what I've been whittling, see? its a tiny penis! *cletus chortles* good luck friend cletus walks into the portal with arms outstretched "praise jesus!"
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Jun 8, 2016 03:11
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Trevor T. Superskull stands alone outside the ship. Everyone else gets to play with a lever but Trevor T. Superskull doesn't get a lever! You are all inside the ship (except leverless Trevor) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 8, 2016 03:14
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i (twist fist) pull the lever down
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Jun 8, 2016 03:15
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I've neer been isnide a spaceship!
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Jun 8, 2016 03:16
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>With the help of Chuck Norris I *break* off the lever, I now have a weapon.
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Jun 8, 2016 09:20
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What class of lever have we discovered? Asking for a friend without thumbs.
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TWIST FIST posted:i (twist fist) pull the lever down  This is the correct choice. However, Lens Camberson is the spacecraft's designated spokesperson. Any actions by the group should be stated by your designated spokesperson from this point forward. A doorway opens to the north. Luvcow posted:I've neer been isnide a spaceship! This is a very nice one with very nice plain white walls and an almost sterile feel to the place. It could use a rug to tie the whole room together. Uxzuigal posted:>With the help of Chuck Norris I *break* off the lever, I now have a weapon. Fortunately the lever was removed after it was used for it's correct, intended purpose. You now have a [Strange Metallic Alien Lever]. It is quite heavy and very shiny. super mario batali posted:What class of lever have we discovered? Asking for a friend without thumbs. This is a Class A lever, very well engineered and perfect for it's use as a lever. THE SPACECRAFT WILL BE LEAVING IN 48 HOURS What do you do?
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*gaze at own navel, and wonder about the craftmanship of the lever while we decide if we want to move north |
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Jun 8, 2016 17:56
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Jun 8, 2016 18:03
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You head [North]. You enter another smaller room with 3 round hand valves, stacked vertically on the [North Wall]. They are colored Green, Yellow and Red, from top to bottom. They can only turn clockwise. You can turn one valve or all valves or none at all. [Turn Green Valve] [Turn Yellow Valve] [Turn Red Valve] There is the outline of a doorway to the [North]. What do you do?
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Jun 8, 2016 18:15
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Hey Lens, personally I think that red valve looks pretty promising |
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Jun 8, 2016 18:18
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Eonwe posted:Hey Lens, personally I think that red valve looks pretty promising  but I can't help but think all three colors are involved.I was thinking we try red and green together, since both of those colors mix into yellow, and then turn the yellow one afterwards. what do you all think? |
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another possibility is green=go, yellow=nothing, red=probe gonna need a few members of the group to help decide on this |
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Jun 8, 2016 18:21
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Macnult posted:
ooo I like this |
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Jun 8, 2016 18:22
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it could also mean that red = stop (all the probing), yellow = caution (you almost got probed) and green = go (on with the probing) 
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Jun 8, 2016 18:38
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I say we turn just the red one
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Jun 8, 2016 18:59
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Splatmaster posted:
>Oooo! All shiny and chrome!!! WITNESS ME!!! /licks Lever > Id say we turn all valves at at the exact same time, confusing whatever mechanic that may or may not be triggered by chosing the wrong one.
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Jun 8, 2016 19:08
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I may be an illiterate hick but I do know that red and green make black not yellow PRAISE JESUS!
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Jun 8, 2016 19:29
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Luvcow posted:I may be an illiterate hick but I do know that red and green make black not yellow it is? drat it! I thought red and green making black was just because I'm blind. my vote is for the red lever then. |
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Jun 8, 2016 19:37
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Macnult posted:it is? drat it! I thought red and green making black was just because I'm blind. 
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Jun 8, 2016 20:22
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Im just gonna stand here and ooe
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Jun 8, 2016 20:28
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I turn the red valve, which I just learned is not a lever after having touched it. |
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Jun 8, 2016 20:36
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Macnult posted:I turn the red valve, which I just learned is not a lever after having touched it. The lever is hot to your touch. Are you [Certain You Wish to Continue]? 
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Jun 8, 2016 20:39
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Splatmaster posted:The lever is hot to your touch. Are you [Certain You Wish to Continue]? Welcome to patch 1.10! UPDATES -Text changed from "the lever is hot to the touch are you [Certain You Wish to Continue]? amended to "the valve is hot to the touch. Are you [Certain You Wish to Continue]?" -All participants are given 1,000,000 exp for reaching this point! -All players have had their exp removed due to an error in the database that awarded exp. Welcome to 1st Level! -All participants are now authorized to display the  gang tag! It's not a very good rendition, I'm sorry  -I'm not really sorry, it is pretty bad, though! -We are aware of a problem with the authentication servers, you'll notice we never have a problem taking your money though haha! What do you do?
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Splatmaster posted:-All participants are now authorized to display the  as soon as it gets added to the database as a usertitle ill be sure to add it!
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Jun 8, 2016 21:38
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DraconicImpulse posted:
It's in! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 8, 2016 21:56
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Jun 8, 2016 22:06
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Macnult posted:it is? drat it! I thought red and green making black was just because I'm blind. its ok, jesus loves you, let me give you a good back rub, no don't pull away let the healing hands of jesus soothe your wicked soul friend, just let me touch you.... please stop struggling.... PRAISE JESUS!
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Lens Camberson is being... well, he's being violated. In the name of Jesus, even. This is just not right the now-familiar metallic voice says. You enter another smaller room with 3 round hand valves, stacked vertically on the [North Wall]. They are colored Green, Yellow and Red, from top to bottom. They can only turn clockwise. You can turn one valve or all valves or none at all. [Turn Green Valve] [Turn Yellow Valve] [Turn Red Valve] There is the outline of a doorway to the [North]. What do you do? Welcome to Patch 1.10! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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ok who else needs a back rub? DraconicImpulse posted:>inspect outline of doorway to the north ima give this guy a back rub as he's inspecting the door
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